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There's a loving dude out there who is loving hammered right now. Drunker than any other man on earth. How drunk is he? And what country does he reside in? I'm going with.... Estonia.
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some russian dude once tested a bac over 1%
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Apr 6, 2016 02:43
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED75tzHIFok
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Apr 6, 2016 02:45
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wrong again, mctwatterson
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Apr 6, 2016 02:46
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http://coed.com/2014/05/27/the-10-highest-bacs-ever-recorded/ #10 is already at .708%
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Apr 6, 2016 02:46
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Lahey
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Apr 6, 2016 02:47
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calm down isaac
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Apr 6, 2016 02:50
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Drunk enough to, hey you think yer better than me huh?
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Apr 6, 2016 02:57
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JiveHonky posted:calm down isaac
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Apr 6, 2016 02:59
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Was gonna post this
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Apr 6, 2016 02:59
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k75mEhmfeCE
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Apr 6, 2016 03:05
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I'm say I am 3 bottles of jack in right now
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Apr 6, 2016 03:07
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I don't think you can get to 100% without an actual transfusion but I'm no doctor.
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Apr 6, 2016 03:34
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Im at 120% bac
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Apr 6, 2016 03:38
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There was this rugby league player who got found in the gutter out the front of the police station and the police report had a line like "he was the drunkest man on earth"
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Apr 6, 2016 03:39
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Twat McTwatterson posted:There's a loving dude out there who is loving hammered right now. Drunker than any other man on earth. How drunk is he? My dad during his school years had to go to jail cells to interview people who were being held and tell them basic legal poo poo. One dude apparently had a BAC of like .73 which he said to the cop "that can't be possible!" He went into the sell and talked to the guy who seemed only mildly buzzed. Apparently the guy was like six foot eight and still mostly coherent. In all seriousness though. Andre the Giant probably was. That dude had to drink kegs to get drunk.
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Apr 6, 2016 03:43
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i have probably been the drunkest person on the block before possibly even street
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Apr 6, 2016 03:58
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Ive had a few shockers where i was the srunkest person in the resteraunt
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Apr 6, 2016 03:59
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I also was the drunkest person at a comedy gig amd they got me on the microphone and by that stage i think i was 20 odd beers deep and didnt know what was going on
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Apr 6, 2016 04:00
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The drunkest man on earth doesn't stay on earth for very long.
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Apr 6, 2016 04:00
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I spent hours yelling abus3 at every act amd they didnt invest in bouncers cause it was a free thing put on by the town. They not only didnt kick me out they kept serving me beer
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Apr 6, 2016 04:01
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I'm confident that I have been the drunkest person in the state several times.
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Apr 6, 2016 04:03
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Microwaves Mom posted:Andre the Giant probably was. That dude had to drink kegs to get drunk. I get what you're trying to say but a bathtub with two gallons of milk poured in it is not the world's fullest gallon jug of milk
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Apr 6, 2016 04:04
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ask dad gay
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Apr 6, 2016 04:16
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nomadologique posted:ask dad gay He may not be conscious right now 
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Apr 6, 2016 04:18
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I was over at my metalhead's friend's house one time and they were having a small house party, maybe 20 people were there. Around half past midnight a frat guy in a white t-shirt with spiked hair (this would have been about 2005 or something) wandered in and stared doing a lot of eye contact and earnest introductions of himself. He was already pretty zapped, but he had a few more beers and then passed out on the side of the house. Of course that side of the house was the nearest one to the exit to the bathroom and was the normal place you'd go piss if the bathroom was inaccessible to you at the moment. I think everybody at that party with a penis pissed on that passed out guy. He woke up at around 2am and was stumbling around mumbling aloud about "Wow drat must have rained on me dude drat" while everybody laughed like a hyena and he eventually stumbled away up the street.
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Apr 6, 2016 04:19
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Sheep-Goats posted:I was over at my metalhead's friend's house one time and they were having a small house party, maybe 20 people were there. Around half past midnight a frat guy in a white t-shirt with spiked hair (this would have been about 2005 or something) wandered in and stared doing a lot of eye contact and earnest introductions of himself. He was already pretty zapped, but he had a few more beers and then passed out on the side of the house. Of course that side of the house was the nearest one to the exit to the bathroom and was the normal place you'd go piss if the bathroom was inaccessible to you at the moment. I think everybody at that party with a penis pissed on that passed out guy. He woke up at around 2am and was stumbling around mumbling aloud about "Wow drat must have rained on me dude drat" while everybody laughed like a hyena and he eventually stumbled away up the street. It sounds like he was on a mission to meet people, but it ended up being a total wash.
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Apr 6, 2016 04:21
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Isaac posted:I also was the drunkest person at a comedy gig amd they got me on the microphone and by that stage i think i was 20 odd beers deep and didnt know what was going on My drunken Irish friend once got drunk enough to fall off of his stool at the bar right onto the floor. The bartender was standing right in front of him when it happened. The next thing she saw was probably his hand come up on top of the bar which he used to pull himself back up to his feet, he then took about forty seconds to find and right his stool, then sat down and ordered a "beer and a shot" and she served him without blinking.
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Apr 6, 2016 04:22
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Wicker Man posted:It sounds like he was on a mission to meet people, but it ended up being a total wash. I sometimes drive by that house when I'm back in that town and always laugh about everyone pissing directly on this passed out frat guy.
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Apr 6, 2016 04:22
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heh you might say theres not much blood in my... alcohol system
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Apr 6, 2016 04:26
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOj4VDd8E08
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Apr 6, 2016 04:28
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The drunkest man on earth is currently unconscious in a gutter and about to die from alcohol poisoning. Behold your hero.
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Apr 6, 2016 04:32
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just about to spin off it
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Apr 6, 2016 04:34
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Apr 6, 2016 04:34
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hes probably got the mental faculties of an infant right now, just grabbing and shaking things, laughing.
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Apr 6, 2016 04:36
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BigBadSteve posted:The drunkest man on earth is currently unconscious in a gutter and about to die from alcohol poisoning. Stay safe Lowtax
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Apr 6, 2016 04:47
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I'm pretty certain I've been at least the drunkest man on the whole street before.
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Apr 6, 2016 05:04
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Did anyone say lahey yet
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Apr 6, 2016 05:08
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Isaac posted:I also was the drunkest person at a comedy gig amd they got me on the microphone and by that stage i think i was 20 odd beers deep and didnt know what was going on Same it was John dore and I rubbed his beard then my friends apologized for my disruptive behaviour because theyre betas
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SqueePower posted:Same it was John dore and I rubbed his beard then my friends apologized for my disruptive behaviour because theyre betas My friends started by apologising for me like gayassses then they moved to a different table. I was front and centre at a table alone with a mountain of beer cans on the table
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