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There's been a lot of  things women did, some of them persistent, like Ugg boots. Other more fleeting but still notable examples are babydolls (this is a kind of dress that makes you look pregnant even if you're a dainty ballerina), ballerinas (which is the kind of flat non-shoe you might have worn in gym class as a toddler, except worn in public for some reason) and the short lived roman sandal fad. Also painted toenails, why would you call attention to your feet? Feet are loving gross. Look at a picture of a foot right now and tell me it isn't gross. (As a sidenode, I told my cousin about this and he agreed, then went on to say that they would be more pleasing if we had webbed toes, but that's another kettle of  entirely)Now I get that women don't exist to look good to men, but I have been noticing something odd recently. I'm a cafe right now, and five women in here are sporting a hairstyle I can only call "the inexplicable head turd". It looks a bit like this:  What is that even, and more importantly, why is it? Please no "gives you something to grab on to" rodeo jokes, tia.
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It gives you something to grab onto. I'm not joking.
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Apr 6, 2016 19:25
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gives you something to grab on to yee haw
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Applewhite posted:It gives you something to grab onto. Is it fair to say then that these ladyfolk are signalling that they are ready to ride?
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Apr 6, 2016 19:26
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Apr 6, 2016 19:27
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Are you in Portland? I heard wierd people are there
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ChrisHansen posted:Are you in Portland? I heard wierd people are there No I'm in Vienna. G'day, mate.
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how me a frog posted:No I'm in Vienna. G'day, mate. I like your cute little sausages
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"when I grow up, I will wear the word 'Pink' on my butt, and I will be fabulous"
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ChrisHansen posted:I like your cute little sausages not even women think how me a frog's sausage looks good
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ChrisHansen posted:I like your cute little sausages Eh? Viennese Saussages are literally Frankfurters, which you have turned into hotdogs by replacing the meat with mystery item ??? That is assuming you are a yank, which is tbh a safe bet though. How can we draw attention to our misshapen weird appendage things? Let's put rings on them.   edit: My saussage is NOT little
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Parallax Scroll posted:gives you something to grab on to yee haw holy poo poo YOU HAD SEX? tell us about it
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Constant Hamprince posted:not even women think how me a frog's sausage looks good U callin me out bro?
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how me a frog posted:Eh? Viennese Saussages are literally Frankfurters, which you have turned into hotdogs by replacing the meat with mystery item ??? That is assuming you are a yank, which is tbh a safe bet though. god drat fat people are revolting
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Apr 6, 2016 19:36
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I'd say fat cocks, but op loves those
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Apr 6, 2016 19:37
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Painted toenails is a great cover for nail fungus
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baby doll cut dresses and shirts lol you look like a giant baby!
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Has a non-fat girl ever worn that horrible green color nail polish? I dont think so
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Rape Stink posted:I'd say fat cocks, but op loves those What's not to love? Are you saying a straight cis white man should not see a massive errect monolith of a cock and think "Yeah. That's good."* *unless ethnic, I'm not into that kinky stuff
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Wearing soiled diapers on top of your pants
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them pointy rear end fingernails like why. how is that functional in any way. my autism doesnt allow me to see past the utilitarian aspects of anything
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filing their teeth into razor sharp vampire teeth
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Apr 6, 2016 19:44
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dad gay. so what posted:filing their teeth into razor sharp vampire teeth
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Apr 6, 2016 19:45
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dad gay. so what posted:bikinis You are endlessly vexing.
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has anyone said penises yet
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A ILL BREAKFAST posted:them pointy rear end fingernails like why. how is that functional in any way. my autism doesnt allow me to see past the utilitarian aspects of anything This used to be a secretary staple. Clappety clappety clap, only person in the office who knew how to type. It stands to reason though, Longer fingers should increase your wpm.
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Tattoos. Nautical themed ones especially. Anchors in particular seem to be really inexplicably popular.
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Only Drake wears that.
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Pawl posted:Anchors in particular seem to be really inexplicably popular. ~I Refuse To Sink~ *ignores that the purpose of an anchor is to sink*
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those things you put in your nostrils when they're bleeding.
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