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ive been told I look very upset while walking around normally. now it is true that I am always very upset but I dont think others should have access to my inner emotions so I would like to change my resting facial expression. any tips? Ive considered plastic surgery.
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Apr 6, 2016 20:16
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if u find yourself practicing facial expressions you may be a sociopath
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Apr 6, 2016 20:17
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A ILL BREAKFAST posted:if u find yourself practicing facial expressions you may be a sociopath  what if you just like making silly faces in the mirror?
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Apr 6, 2016 20:18
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its good to look like a dick it keeps people wary
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Apr 6, 2016 20:18
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5XPClOckPs
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Apr 6, 2016 20:18
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squint a lot
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Apr 6, 2016 20:19
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do the thing the joker did in the movie
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Apr 6, 2016 20:19
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i just roll my eyes back in my head and moan and kind of shuffle around
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Apr 6, 2016 20:19
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Insert Brick into Face with 50 lbs of force, repeat as necessary. You're welkome!
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Apr 6, 2016 20:20
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Keep doing kegels exercises and you'll look different , maybe. all intense
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Apr 6, 2016 20:22
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Concentrate on breathing, relax the sphincter and....oh poo poo that says facial? I thought it said fecal, carry on.
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Apr 6, 2016 20:22
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wear glasses and grow a beard and maybe think about a fedora let the accessories do the talking
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Apr 6, 2016 20:23
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remove your face and put nicolas cage's face on like in that one movie
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Apr 6, 2016 20:33
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I can 100% guarantee that your facial expression will change when wearing a buttplug
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Apr 6, 2016 20:35
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Apr 6, 2016 20:37
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Polyjuice potion
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Apr 6, 2016 20:43
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my face is pretty normal most of the time but when i go to the grocery store i walk real fast with an angry face to try and get the gently caress out of there as soon as possible.
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Apr 6, 2016 20:45
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Punch yourself in the willy every 5 minutes so you look like Ted Cruz.
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Apr 6, 2016 20:46
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I learned a long time ago that when people comment on my facial expression as being too hostile all of the time that I respond by sucker punching them in the gut. After I started to do that, people no longer told me I looked hostile. In fact they don't talk to me at all so win/win.
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Apr 6, 2016 20:47
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Get stung by a bee on the nose
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Apr 6, 2016 20:47
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Eliminate the people who complain about your resting facial expression from your life.
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Apr 6, 2016 20:53
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I have to practice raising my eyebrows because apparently my default face is a scowl. I have to practice appropriate responses and reactions so I can fit in. I am horrible at recognizing facial expressions. L.A. Noire was impossible for me unless I cheated.
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Apr 6, 2016 20:57
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if you pull your lips apart while keeping your teeth together, people will think you are happy
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Apr 6, 2016 21:24
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nwver display emotion for a babyface w no wrunkles
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Apr 6, 2016 21:34
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I've just accepted that I look angry all the time, there's no helping it
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Apr 6, 2016 21:39
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Mozi posted:if you pull your lips apart while keeping your teeth together, people will think you are happy 
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Apr 6, 2016 21:39
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this brings up a good point/possibility. perhaps I am a terminator.
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Apr 6, 2016 21:40
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A ILL BREAKFAST posted:if u find yourself practicing facial expressions you may be a sociopath But like, how do you -know-?
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Apr 6, 2016 21:44
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Walk around on your hands, gravity will do the rest.
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Apr 6, 2016 21:47
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when other people are around think of something that doesn't make you upset. like butt sex.
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Apr 6, 2016 21:48
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remember when your mom said if you make a face itll stick like that? well i hosed your mom
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Apr 6, 2016 21:52
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hey OP have your tried pulling out all your teeth? it does wonders for your facial structure
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Apr 6, 2016 21:56
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Be serene like the Buddha.
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Apr 6, 2016 21:57
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Stick your face in a toilet and flush, repeat until desired face is achieved.
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Apr 6, 2016 21:58
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*grabs broom* now git all u little spergs! git! *sweeps the op off this forum*
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Apr 6, 2016 22:00
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Edgar posted:I have to practice raising my eyebrows because apparently my default face is a scowl. I have to practice appropriate responses and reactions so I can fit in. I am horrible at recognizing facial expressions. L.A. Noire was impossible for me unless I cheated. A touch of the 'tism
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Apr 6, 2016 22:10
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jarofpiss posted:*grabs broom* now git all u little spergs! git! *sweeps the op off this forum* I have the assurances of a medical professional that I do not have autism. Thank you for your concern.
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Apr 6, 2016 22:13
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wear that resting bitch face with pride it's everyone else's problem get the gently caress out of my way assholes!
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Apr 6, 2016 23:09
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Fergus Mac Roich posted:I have the assurances of a medical professional that I do not have autism. Thank you for your concern. who you gonna trust? some queer who went to school or goons? you're autistic.
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Apr 6, 2016 23:15
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Your face is droopy and could use some tightening up. If you can't afford Botox, just use some tape or a stapler.
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Apr 6, 2016 23:16
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