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sorry amigo, i'm a doctor and i'm diagnosing you with one hosed up mug
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mine is a very slight, almost smug, smile. like i'm about to get my balls sucked.
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Apr 6, 2016 23:42
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Ted Cruz dead skin mask.
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Apr 6, 2016 23:49
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Digital Underground TOTALLY loving OWNED BACK IN THE DAY
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Apr 6, 2016 23:50
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put a fake face over your own face as a disguise thing like in that tom cruise movie
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Apr 6, 2016 23:53
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Navin Johnson posted:Digital Underground TOTALLY loving OWNED BACK IN THE DAY I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
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Apr 7, 2016 00:00
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My life is a never ending hell of grotesque facial tics.
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Apr 7, 2016 00:02
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criscodisco posted:I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom. I have not done this. Bucket list item?
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I know someone with that facial deformity that makes it seem like he's smiling all the time. I hate that fucker and hope he has to attend a lot of funerals with that fuckin face. Soon.
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Apr 7, 2016 00:39
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Navin Johnson posted:I have not done this. Bucket list item? Humpty's whole life is a bucket list item.
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Apr 7, 2016 00:53
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Having a stroke can give you a nice new facial expression. Maybe one side will go all droopy and paralyzed.
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Apr 7, 2016 02:36
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chew gum
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Apr 7, 2016 02:37
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Just go full resting bitch face, it makes life much easier.
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Apr 7, 2016 02:56
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I found out if I eat chicken marsala I become more sociable and have fun like other people. So try some chicken marsala OP, that could relax you enough to let your face go into a fun pose.
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Apr 7, 2016 03:02
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Put 20 lemons up your arse.
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Apr 7, 2016 03:22
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Apr 7, 2016 04:16
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Doctor Dogballs posted:try to make your face look like Dieting is hard.
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Apr 7, 2016 04:17
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The trick is to look annoyed and walk around fast at the office and everyone will think you're really busy all the time.
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Apr 7, 2016 05:12
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Do some face exercises. Work out your jaw muscles until you can bite through human bone.
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Apr 7, 2016 05:13
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This is my default
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Apr 29, 2016 09:39
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Man, they went all out on Arseface's makeup for the Preacher show.
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Apr 29, 2016 09:45
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Think constantly about cocks, that'll make you smile.
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Fergus Mac Roich posted:ive been told I look very upset while walking around normally. now it is true that I am always very upset but I dont think others should have access to my inner emotions so I would like to change my resting facial expression. any tips? Ive considered plastic surgery. Bitchy resting face is a real thing. My wife has it. It's the brow that mostly causes it. I work for a skin clinic so I'm familiar with it. It's a common complaint. You don't mean to make the face, but you do it anyway. Botox or Restylane works very well around the eyes. It won't fix it, but it will help with future wrinkles and reduce the angry expression. The marketing people always say does your brow have "1's" "11's" or "111's" I suffer from the opposite. I have a completely neutral resting face. When I smile on cue, I look like a serial killer. People always think that I'm not engaged in a conversation because I normally make no expression at all. I can smile, but it has to be real. The fake ones look very wrong.
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Apr 30, 2016 04:15
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kill a hobo and wear their face like a mask make sure its a friendly looking or handsome hobo
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Apr 30, 2016 04:19
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My resting face at work is an accurate reflection of my emotional and psychological state for those eight hours. People see me and know that I have been drained of hopes and dreams and am nothing more that an automaton shoved crudely into a sack of human skin. Not even like Terminator or even C-3PO, but more like a wind-up toy, capable only of ticking away through repetitive tasks, adhering to a strict schedule dictated entirely by the interactions of gears and cams and catchments and uncoiling springs. So maybe you should go for that kind of look before you try something requiring more effort, OP.
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Apr 30, 2016 04:34
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Just put a mirror right next to your computer screen and let it work its magic.
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Apr 30, 2016 04:36
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have you tried being less unhappy?
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Apr 30, 2016 05:38
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Make sure to always have at least one penis in your mouth.
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Apr 30, 2016 05:41
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I do that grim, quiet, no facial expression frozen wastelands Northern European style thing that everyone in the upper Midwest does without thinking about and it seems to spook people elsewhere and I feel bad Also jokes all have to be really subtle and delivered quietly and you try really hard not to laugh openly ever- when two people who both share this cultural trait get to know each other well it becomes this hilarious game of not laughing your rear end off 24/7 all day but no one can tell because you always have that blank squinty grim look all the time. Everyone else just thinks you're an rear end in a top hat though. I find myself forcing big fake smiles a lot now like a clown and it works but I feel like an idiot
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Apr 30, 2016 05:47
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a lil puff of happy smoke can turn my nasty frown upside down
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steepled eyebrows, mask with hose attached where ur jaw should be
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