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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

It's time for international and interprovincial incidents North of the Border, as tank battles are set to go down which would make Rommel and Patton proud!

The Union Army is in Toronto to take on Canada's Team*, with the Nucks throwing down with the Oil, all trying to finish last so that they may pick first. Possibly.

We all know how that's going to go.

Toronto is last in the East, three to the good over the CBJ. If Columbus wins tonight in any fashion, they can finish no worse than 28th, while Vancouver took a step back by beating LA, I guess. I think I saw that on Twitter or something.

Also, Flyers and Red Wings play each other in a game that actually means something with regard to the postseason.

Go Flyers, Oilers, and Leafs.

*Actual status of the Toronto Maple Leafs being "Canada's Team" unclear.

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mindofme
May 19, 2003

Learn trispace and never have to think about math again!
Final game in Rexall place, which the powers that be changed to start at 5 PM on a weekday (4 pm PST!) for ~reasons~

Battle of the basement - lets go hijinks


https://twitter.com/KentMGlobal/status/717846156126990336

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
:rip: rexall

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
they got bob cole to announce it too

please dont embarass yourself oilers

Starsfan
Sep 29, 2007

This is what happens when you disrespect Cam Neely
man I miss the oil change series.. that was some great behind the scenes coverage of 4 seasons where nothing went right.

**they couldn't bust Peter Pocklington out of jail for this pregame ceremony?

Starsfan fucked around with this message at 00:11 on Apr 7, 2016

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I thought that was a woman with a deep voice butchering the Anthems. It was a goony 14 year old boy. :roflolmao:

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

CBJSprague24 posted:

It's time for international and interprovincial incidents North of the Border, as tank battles are set to go down which would make Rommel and Patton proud!

The Union Army is in Toronto to take on Canada's Team*, with the Nucks throwing down with the Oil, all trying to finish last so that they may pick first. Possibly.

We all know how that's going to go.

Toronto is last in the East, three to the good over the CBJ. If Columbus wins tonight in any fashion, they can finish no worse than 28th, while Vancouver took a step back by beating LA, I guess. I think I saw that on Twitter or something.

Also, Flyers and Red Wings play each other in a game that actually means something with regard to the postseason.

Go Flyers, Oilers, and Leafs.

*Actual status of the Toronto Maple Leafs being "Canada's Team" unclear.

:ohdear: Stay safe Tank Ghost

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
how will the canucks make their draft position worse today?

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
Go Blue Jackets

No the other ones

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

Stretch Marx posted:

Go Blue Jackets

No the other ones

nucks can't catch the Leafs anymore, so :agreed:

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
I am afraid we might stomp the Jackets tonight. This is less than optimal.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

mindofme posted:

Final game in Rexall place, which the powers that be changed to start at 5 PM on a weekday (4 pm PST!) for ~reasons~

Battle of the basement - lets go hijinks


https://twitter.com/KentMGlobal/status/717846156126990336

the reason is east coast beast coast

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
"Connor McDavid will not let us down tonight" quoth the Oilers commentators

let the hagiography commence

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
hahaha

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

also i hope the nucks and leafs win because it will be bad for them

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

yellowcar posted:

also i hope the nucks and leafs win because it will be bad for them

t:mad:t

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
i hope leafs win out so whatever the oilers do is effectively meaningless

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

yellowcar posted:

also i hope the nucks and leafs win because it will be bad for them

Well I hope the Leafs lose because the Habs stink. Solely for that reason. I was going to think about cheering for their possible victory. But not anymore.

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
who can care less, the ice-sport-game

bets on who scores first out of Leafs/Jackets/Oilers/Nucks?

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




I hope Rexall gets one more jersey toss.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

JawKnee posted:

who can care less, the ice-sport-game

bets on who scores first out of Leafs/Jackets/Oilers/Nucks?

The ugliest race to the bottom.

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
Dorsett and Kassian with offsetting

and nothing of value was lost

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
How many jerseys tossed?

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
Tanev is starting to look brent sopel levels of greasy

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Infidel Castro posted:

I hope Rexall gets one more jersey toss.

yesssss

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
my in-depth analysis of the hockey played that period: :sissies:

sedative
Mar 20, 2003

‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ :allears:
Wayne Simmonds' hair is getting big and awesome

Reverend Sub-Zero
Jan 11, 2008

Filladelfia Pliers
:black101:GET hosed RED WINGS :black101:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90UjN98yzxc


RWAS is cool and good and I apologize for the following

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



I hate living in Michigan and I'm glad I'm leaving

Flyers Please

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
:siren: Reilly shoots top left. Leafs fail to turn the same way. :siren:

sedative
Mar 20, 2003

‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ :allears:
Yo sulk Hinkie just got canned. They should let Hextall run both teams.

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN
Lets go maximum insanity in Flyers/Wings.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
:siren: LETS - GO - FLY - ERS - !!! :siren:

May the ghost bear score all the goals tonight!

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



sedative posted:

Yo sulk Hinkie just got canned. They should let Hextall run both teams.

lmao really

gently caress yes

Starsfan
Sep 29, 2007

This is what happens when you disrespect Cam Neely

Infidel Castro posted:

I hope Rexall gets one more jersey toss.

this will put a bigger smile on my face if it happens than if the Stars win a playoff series.

Reverend Sub-Zero
Jan 11, 2008

Filladelfia Pliers

Duke Chin posted:

:siren: LETS - GO - FLY - ERS - !!! :siren:

May the ghost bear score all the goals tonight!

:glomp:

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

JawKnee posted:

who can care less, the ice-sport-game

bets on who scores first out of Leafs/Jackets/Oilers/Nucks?

Who saw that coming?

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



STEVE

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




$TEBE

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Reverend Sub-Zero
Jan 11, 2008

Filladelfia Pliers
STEBE :monocle:

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