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happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
If it was me, I would have Conor McGregor'd the chromosomally challenged oval office.

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

were those two things seperate or did he hit him so hard it counted as molestation

You know now that I think about I think he had that kid over for sleepovers and poo poo, he would always talk about how cool it was. But it was some other kids who came forward.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Ilustforponydeath posted:

Curtis got slapped by a black teacher

Varg
Jan 13, 2007

A friendly face.

quote:

“I knew it was on camera,” the 59-year-old added. “If it was intentional, I would have taken him to another room and beaten the snot out of him.”
"furthermore, retards aren't even people, am I right?"

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

Applewhite posted:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...g-autistic-boy/


Goondolances to whichever of you got punched by a schoolteacher.

RIP dad gay so what.

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib
If the teacher was a cop who gunned down a 13y/o retard throwing punches he would be hailed as a hero.

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Varg posted:

"furthermore, retards aren't even people, am I right?"

You are correct Sir.

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
i need to know who is more problematic, the retard or the black guy

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
is this the clutching moan thread :confused:

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


Varg posted:

"furthermore, retards aren't even people, am I right?"

they're like 3/5ths of a person

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Bill Barber posted:

I like this one better.

http://wapo.st/1SfckUO

(skip to 1:40 if you're lazy)

Jesus christ.

I'm so mad he's a sovereign citizen and we'll never be able to bring him to justice. Out smarter again

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
teacher did not go far enough if you ask me

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
which one is curtis

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
punching the one-eyed clown

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
lol he nailed that retard. The kid slapped him first and said something racist though so good.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
news at 11, gbs loving hates disabled people

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Luvcow posted:

news at 11, gbs loving hates disabled people

I don't hate anything that makes me laugh.

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug

Luvcow posted:

news at 11, gbs loving hates disabled people

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Bill Barber posted:

I like this one better.

http://wapo.st/1SfckUO

(skip to 1:40 if you're lazy)

The Soverign Citizen thing was the rotted cherry on top of that poo poo Sundae

Oh man. "Since I do not choose to do business with this court, I ask that this case be dismissed." Oh boy.

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker

Luvcow posted:

news at 11, gbs loving hates disabled people

well well well, look at this uppity tard!

I hate yankees
Apr 29, 2008

Libelous Slander posted:

im glad of it, op.

also that story links to a much funnier story about a gbs poster:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...-bag/?tid=a_inl
‘It was heartbreaking to see my child separated and wearing a trash bag’

Later, Terry said, another school official informed her that nowhere in the school’s guidelines is it written that a teacher cannot put a trash bag on a student.

lol

Exploding Computer
Oct 6, 2006
Fun Shoe
I wish all news stories identified the mental ages of their subjects.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Applewhite posted:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...g-autistic-boy/


Goondolances to whichever of you got punched by a schoolteacher.

If an broke brain autist gets a concussion does it really matter?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Curl_like_smoke posted:

I wish all news stories identified the mental ages of their subjects.

"Donald Trump (Mental Age 13) said today that he would 'bomb ISIS until they gave up, then arrest all the criminals in the world with a super helicopter.'"

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
Oh I get it. Punching down [syndrome].

Exploding Computer
Oct 6, 2006
Fun Shoe
In last night's Democratic Primary Debate between Bernie Sanders - mental capacity 19-year-old Philosophy major, and Hillary Clinton - mental capacity Ancient Reptilian Overlord, sparks really flew when Sanders suggested that he was polling better against Republican front-runner Donald Trump - mental capacity 6-year old being dragged out of Toys-r-Us.

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

Toilet Mouth posted:

He could have learned it from literally anyone

He learned it from the kid sitting next to him. "Hey anatoly, tell Mr. Parker this table is for whites only. This is gonna be HOLY poo poo"

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


uhhh guys he was autistic not downs get ur tards straight

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

I hate yankees posted:

Later, Terry said, another school official informed her that nowhere in the school’s guidelines is it written that a teacher cannot put a trash bag on a student.

lol

lol lady i'm not changing your kids bib and clothes. I'm paid to teach not cater to drooling retards.

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

This reminds me of that news story a few years ago where a teacher put a panicking autistic kid into a duffel bag to calm him down and everybody lost their poo poo about abuse. If it works, it works. The darkness and tightness of the bag calmed that autistic kid down and the brutal head trauma calmed this one down.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
It's hard to care about the mentally handicapped because they're less human than us(By this I mean the OP and I, the rest of you are loving animals) and less lovable than house pets yet they require a thousand times more investment of time, energy and care.

i say just make cliff babies/adolescents/college students/Sanders/Trump supporters a thing

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
I am a wild beast that claws and gnaws at your flesh and bones.

But I'm also really fat so I cant run very far so please stay still while i catch my breath/

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth
i'm a retard puncher, i work from home.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
I don't see what the controversy is here, the State regularly commits acts of violence against adult black people who have the mental capacity of a six year old. They even execute them regularly!

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

this shouold be settled in trial by combat

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Trial by combat is obviously a far more fair and balanced system than the current one because only God decides the outcome of combat so no innocent man would ever lose.

Meowbot
Oct 12, 2005

I havent had a plrecription for my eyes in years so the other day I went and got a new one and it hasnt changed. The doctor was like why havent you seen us in 4 years? I told them im scared of op tomietris when the air shoots into your eyes and dilation. They told me my eyes cold get worse....
sorry you got punched op :qqsay:

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

Captain Yossarian posted:

I hate fat Rosy

Wise Fwom Yo Gwave
Jan 9, 2006

Popping up from out of nowhere...


Wicker Man posted:

I punch down like a boss:



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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Kid swung first, and it's not like the dude kept hitting him. I say reflex.



That's my hot take.

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