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Fire Barrel
Mar 28, 2010

Nymix posted:

"I rebel"

What a loving retarded one liner

Yeah, that was pretty bad.

I'd be willing to give it the benefit of the doubt, since this one looks like it could be more interesting than TFA. I wasn't a fan of TFA though, so that's not hard. Will probably wait to watch it unless I hear about it otherwise.

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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
looks p dope i for one am glad there will be new str wars movies into perpetuity. it is going to be more boring with no jedis though.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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so does the asian kung fu guy get his martial power from the force or from being asian

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Fojar38 posted:

so does the asian kung fu guy get his martial power from the force or from being asian

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Epicanthix

Your Moms Ahegao
Sep 3, 2008

Kikka posted:

i love horns that go "braap" and drums that go "dumm"

Professor Shark posted:

If they have Disney Money why is the trailer a By the Number siren-and-foghorn mess like every other bad trailer?

Last Chance posted:

it's comforting to hear the inception "BWWOOOMMM" sound in trailers still going strong 6 years later

It sucks because the idea of using the siren from the original trilogy as music is really neat, thats ruined by all the BRAPBROOOWM!!!

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
A female lead? In MY star war?

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
this does look like it is partially in danger is being a generic sci-fi. i thought it was gonna be about rogue squadron the tie fighter group but apparently it's set in the past and about somebody with another weird name i cant remember. another girl of course why cant their ever be a male hero i wonder? anyway. is that mon momthma btw i presue?

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
I'm pretty god drat sick of death stars but poo poo the movie looks solid based on this short teaser despite the death star

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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ROFLburger posted:

A female lead? In MY star war?

as a man going my own way i am very upset at the presence of all these highly fuckable star wars leads, following the precedent established by mark hamill, hayden christensen, and ahmed best

www
Aug 4, 2010

donnie yen getting that star wars payday

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

thathonkey posted:

this does look like it is partially in danger is being a generic sci-fi. i thought it was gonna be about rogue squadron the tie fighter group but apparently it's set in the past and about somebody with another weird name i cant remember. another girl of course why cant their ever be a male hero i wonder? anyway. is that mon momthma btw i presue?

LOL at that one goon from CD that was all, "OOO-RAA, girl power :rolleyes:" that got weeded out as an idiot, so he took his ball and left.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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defending the honor of my star wars waifus is a hill i will die on

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
i meant rogue sqaudron x wing group wtf is rogue one

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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thathonkey posted:

i meant rogue sqaudron x wing group wtf is rogue one

im going to take a shot and go for "protagonist's code name"

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
looks fake

Your Moms Ahegao
Sep 3, 2008

I bet theres a tediously grandiose light saber fight at the end, because you know, Star Wars.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
looks bad and dumb like any star wars movie that has ever had a woman in it

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
I'm gonna flip poo poo if kyle katarn and/or ahsoka tanno don't make an appearance

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Fojar38 posted:

im going to take a shot and go for "protagonist's code name"

just saying i thought it would be about x-wing pilots that would be good

Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

Emitting dimensions are swallowing you

lol now they just need a black stars race called melanoidians or maybe woolypatians

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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thathonkey posted:

just saying i thought it would be about x-wing pilots that would be good

really would like to see some cool rotj space battles tbh

that was still one of the best space battles ever

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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ChrisHansen posted:

I'm gonna flip poo poo if kyle katarn and/or ahsoka tanno don't make an appearance

im a massive human being too

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

DemonToadGoat
Jan 12, 2015

Yesterday I went to play a starwars boardgame with some nerds. When I arrived they had been sitting around watching and discussing movie trailers for a few hours, good use of free time.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

DemonToadGoat posted:

Yesterday I went to play a starwars boardgame with some nerds. When I arrived they had been sitting around watching and discussing movie trailers for a few hours, good use of free time.

your ancestors died for your freedom to do this

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



ChrisHansen posted:

I'm gonna flip poo poo if kyle katarn and/or ahsoka tanno don't make an appearance

i actually dont care if they slavishly follow the story of the computer game

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

www posted:

look how strong and independent that hero is

lol

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice

ROFLburger posted:

I'll "kick things off", AT-ATs lookin pretty good

they are indeed. This looks like a good fun movie.

mon mothma should put some real war clothes on for the war room, rather than her synthetic fiber nightie

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i hope klek bunglefruck and ungh danderoo make an appearance

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Myron Baloney posted:

lol now they just need a black stars race called melanoidians or maybe woolypatians

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Korun

:v:

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy

Otisburg posted:

i actually dont care if they slavishly follow the story of the computer game

I would prefer it

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

DemonToadGoat posted:

Yesterday I went to play a starwars boardgame with some nerds. When I arrived they had been sitting around watching and discussing movie trailers for a few hours, good use of free time.

Yeah it really bothers me when people relax and have a good time with their friends too

It's like, what's their fuckin deal?

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



ChrisHansen posted:

I would prefer it

https://youtu.be/RR1qrAi3gL0

An enthralling tale

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
i hope we get KIT FISTO

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
but seriously if this is star wars + dirty dozen that'd be p sweet

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i'm just so tired of all these star wars

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

Mozi posted:

i'm just so tired of all these star wars

HJE-Cobra
Jul 15, 2007

Bear Witness

Hell Gem

Otisburg posted:

i actually dont care if they slavishly follow the story of the computer game

Personally, I'd just hope for a nod or shoutout or reference to Kyle Katarn somehow. Like, show the Moldy Crow sitting in the hangar in the background at rebel HQ, I'd be happy with just that. Or maybe a passing reference to his name somewhere? I dunno.

I don't want or expect him to show up as a main character, but I think it'd be nice if he got a nod to existing in the new Star Wars continuity at least.

Ferdinand Bardamu
Apr 30, 2013
star wars episode 3.5: in ancient rome space, there will be english accents.

Ferdinand Bardamu fucked around with this message at 01:05 on Apr 8, 2016

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ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Command Ant posted:

Spoiler: That girl's real name is Minnie Bothans.

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