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HJE-Cobra
Jul 15, 2007

Bear Witness

Hell Gem
Naw man, many bothans died to bring us the SECOND Death Star's plans, not the first one

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Fellwenner
Oct 21, 2005
Don't make me kill you.

Looks pretty cool. Love that Forest Whitaker is in it.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Command Ant posted:

Spoiler: That girl's real name is Minnie Bothans.

A drat fine joke

Lokee
Oct 2, 2013

The brown sea is dark and full of terrors, but the paywall burns them all away.

makes u think...

Nick Rivers
Nov 23, 2004
A girl!?!?! In Star wars!?!?!

More like Rouge One!

RadioactiveKid
Aug 12, 2005

Gato Rebelde
I think the movie looks cool and I'm gonna see it

also

Command Ant posted:

Spoiler: That girl's real name is Minnie Bothans.
this post made my day better thanks

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

Command Ant posted:

Spoiler: That girl's real name is Minnie Bothans.
r.i.p. minnie bothans

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



double lol at the brooding piano Force Theme

SAustria
Jul 25, 2007
I don't even think forest whitaker and donnie yen can save this movie from being terrible, only time will tell. the scene of her fight storm troopers is terrible.

tenspott
Aug 1, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
Imagine locking.eyes with Forrest Whittaker

Nodelphi
Jan 30, 2004

We are all quite capable of believing in anything as long as it's improbable.

Ham Wrangler
I'm the siren playing for half the trailer.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
they should make a movie about r2d2

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

dad gay. so what posted:

they should make a movie about r2d2

thought that was sisterhood of the traveling pants.might have to recategorise my dvds

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Orkin Mang posted:

thought that was sisterhood of the traveling pants.might have to recategorise my dvds

one of his shortcomings is that he cannot wear pants. or speak english like everyone else in the universe

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Orkin Mang posted:

thought that was sisterhood of the traveling pants.might have to recategorise my dvds

gently caress sake this changes EVERYTHING

Ringo Star Get
Sep 18, 2006

JUST FUCKING TAKE OFF ALREADY, SHIT
Watch Disney change the race of Bothans from furry cat-like Bears to black people.

Forrest Whitaker is gonna be a Bothan that dies.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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why did the makers of the r2d2 series of droids make them able to audibly communicate but not in a language anyone understands

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

I'm glad of the ~3 month break we got from Star War All The Time. Really looking forward to the next 4 years of this.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Fojar38 posted:

why did the makers of the r2d2 series of droids make them able to audibly communicate but not in a language anyone understands

It's a scam to sell more 3POs.

You can't even figure out what the farm equipment and load lifters are beeping and booping about without a robot butler.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

It's a scam to sell more 3POs.

You can't even figure out what the farm equipment and load lifters are beeping and booping about without a robot butler.

my God you're right

it's like Apple with the iWatch and iPhone: the former is useless without the latter

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Ringo Star Get posted:

Watch Disney change the race of Bothans from furry cat-like Bears to black people.

Forrest Whitaker is gonna be a Bothan that dies.

Guys the bothans die to steal the info for the second death star not the first.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
i just hope admiral akbar shows up

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Applewhite posted:

Guys the bothans die to steal the info for the second death star not the first.

Maybe the secret twist....











... they died for info on both!!!

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Applewhite posted:

Guys the bothans die to steal the info for the second death star not the first.

oh sperg harder :rolleyes:

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
the ultra die hard star wars fans at my work didn't even know this trailer even existed. I asked them if they want to watch it and they told me they don't want their impression of the movie to be ruined by the trailer. They seemed angry if I understand basic human emotions.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
a lot of die hard star wars fans are also probably mra's or something and are mad that there are girls in their movie

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
The Death Star is some tired, gay poo poo.


There I said it.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Chomp8645 posted:

The Death Star is some tired, gay poo poo.


There I said it.

you're not wrong

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Even George loving Lucas had enough creativity not to trudge out another big dumb superweapon as a plot point in the prequels.

Lucas relied on that crutch less than Abrams/Disney.

Lucas.

Iakona
Jan 24, 2006

Forest Whitaker. Is he a good guy or rocking another warlord role? Either way the guy entertains.

PantsandCola
Aug 17, 2013

you did good... you did good
Hope all scenes with Mads Mikkelsen have homosexual undertones like in Hannnibal.

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Not one of you clowns asked the B I G question.

This movie is in the past,

Is there a Vader in it?

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

Professor Shark posted:

If they have Disney Money why is the trailer a By the Number siren-and-foghorn mess like every other bad trailer?

i know, it's such a difference from the movie that is full of original ideas, thoughtful writing, and a patient take on editing that isn't just another scaffold holding together a loosely connected series of CGI action scenes

uno.mannschaft
Dec 23, 2006
In the Quest for nerds to perpetually experience their chilhood star wars is your mothers tits and this thread is your diaper.

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

Lokee posted:


makes u think...

I want Kyle Katarn's pouty face in these movies so bad.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
The Akbar and vader love scenes are supposed to be fantastic

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

Luvcow posted:

The Akbar and vader love scenes are supposed to be fantastic

Akbar lays hundreds of eggs and Vader inseminates them with a cloud of sperm, I dunno what's for fantastic about that

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I like startwar (:

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Edgar posted:

the ultra die hard star wars fans

That gives me an idea.

John McClane in the Nakatomi Deathstar.

So many vents.

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I just watched the trailer and it looks like a good and exciting movie and I want to see it in theaters

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