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There's an entire universe full of alien races all connected by warp drives But everything has to be about Death Stars and the gang of retards from the original movies because Hollywood is creatively bankrupt
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Despite being around for decades the Star Wars universe is pretty terribly developed
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Apr 8, 2016 10:54
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ROFLburger posted:Have a look at the comments. Just take a quick peek. Did you know that feminism is a "cancer" that is ruining Hollywood? Did you know that this movie is an instrument of the liberal agenda? No? Now you do! I've seen some real bad Youtube comments but god drat these are the worst they're not wrong
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Apr 8, 2016 11:08
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Technically this isn't "another" Death Star, but the Death Star from the first movie. No doubt this is the story of how the plans came to be in the possession of Princess Leia at the start of episode IV.
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Apr 8, 2016 11:37
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Applewhite posted:Technically this isn't "another" Death Star, but the Death Star from the first movie. i don't give a poo poo
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Apr 8, 2016 11:40
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Command Ant posted:Spoiler: That girl's real name is Minnie Bothans.  this fukken guy, i swear!!
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Apr 8, 2016 11:44
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:There's an entire universe full of alien races all connected by warp drives ftfy, this new thing is being marketed as 'A Star Wars Story' so people know 'hey this is a spin off'. Movies are pretty much the new comic book, except because movies cost millions to make they have to actually make some money back. Never forget the depressing fact this is just business to some people and they don't really care about creativity at all.
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Applewhite posted:Technically this isn't "another" Death Star, but the Death Star from the first movie. No doubt this is the story of how the plans came to be in the possession of Princess Leia at the start of episode IV. yeah the movies not "about" the deathstar, the deathstar is a chekov gun it's like the dudes rug or the maltese falcolm it's about manny bothans and may be a very great film like elephant man or jackie brown where yeah you kinda know what it's about but the thrill is the journey, not the destination™
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:Cool another Star Wars movie about a loving death star yeah maybe they should call these movies "Death Star Wars"
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Apr 8, 2016 12:11
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maybe they'll have two Death Stars fight each other in the next one or something
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Apr 8, 2016 12:13
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My favorite part is Woo Woo Woo
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Apr 8, 2016 12:22
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where is my ig-88 film?
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Apr 8, 2016 12:35
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ChogsEnhour posted:where is my ig-88 film? So you want yet another death star movie?
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Apr 8, 2016 12:42
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ChogsEnhour posted:where is my ig-88 film? IG-88 was outed as a Neo-Nazi when he called Lando the n-word. Turns out that 88 meant what we all hoped it didn't.
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Apr 8, 2016 12:46
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Lokee posted:
I want to believe
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This ears R2-D2 is gonna be in it, even though chopper is the superior astromech droid.
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Apr 8, 2016 12:50
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ChrisHansen posted:This means R2-D2 is gonna be in it, even though chopper is the superior astromech droid. E: quote is not edit.
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:i don't give a poo poo
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Apr 8, 2016 13:07
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ChrisHansen posted:This ears R2-D2 is gonna be in it, even though chopper is the superior astromech droid. Chopper is way less annoying than I expected
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Apr 8, 2016 13:11
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kindermord posted:I really like the way the new movies all have a sassy young white gal and her loyal negro servants but they should call it Gone with the Star War imo as a Star Trek guy can I just say how glad I am Disney didn't get their hamfists on that particular franchise instead
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dad gay. so what posted:they should make a movie about r2d2 Id be shocked if there isnt one within 10 years
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thathonkey posted:Id be shocked if there isnt one within 10 years There was a short animated TV series or whatever 
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thathonkey posted:Id be shocked if there isnt one within 10 years https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgCmHoibnCE
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Happy Bear Suit posted:i hope we get the origin story of the trash compacter monster. If you look closely at Forrest Whittaker's good eye, I think you'll have your answer to this 
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Star war 9: too many death stars
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Apr 8, 2016 13:55
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Internaut! posted:as a Star Trek guy can I just say how glad I am Disney didn't get their hamfists on that particular franchise instead Of course they didn't, they wanted one normal people would go see and that would MAKE money.
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Apr 8, 2016 13:56
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Star Wars 10: The Death Star goes Bananas!
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Apr 8, 2016 13:56
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where the gently caress are the bothans
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Apr 8, 2016 13:57
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8-Bit Scholar posted:where the gently caress are the bothans They stole plans for the second Death Star, not the first.
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Apr 8, 2016 13:59
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I hope Forrest Whitaker's call sign is Ghost Dog
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What Will you become?
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Apr 8, 2016 14:05
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I hope this movie is basically the A-Team but with Star Wars.
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Apr 8, 2016 14:13
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Command Ant posted:Spoiler: That girl's real name is Minnie Bothans. lol
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Tace Vim posted:maybe they'll have two Death Stars fight each other in the next one or something Sir and/or ma'am, I'm a headhunter representing Disney and, boy, do I have an opportunity for you!!
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Apr 8, 2016 14:29
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This looks good. I'm liking the 70s sheen on everything, particularly that villain with his cape
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Apr 8, 2016 14:39
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I'm genuinely loving itSavings Coupon posted:Space samurai made forest whitaker roll his eyes so hard that it fixed the creepy one
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Apr 8, 2016 14:43
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I am loving dying at the thousand mile state from Mark Hamill at the end there.
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Apr 8, 2016 14:43
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I don't know what were gonna do about all of these star wars
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Apr 8, 2016 14:49
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Knight posted:I'm genuinely loving it Ghost Dog: You know, in the Old Replic, wampas were considered equal with men. Hunter: This ain't no Old Republic here, mister. Ghost Dog: Sometimes it is. *ZZAP*
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i dunno why someone would be mad about a movie having a female protagonist. it just means you get to stare at a pretty lady while all the star wars happens. nerds must be gay.
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