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Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZhvBKRgJ5A

This professional golf guy can't even play putt putt. Look at this turd try and fail at his job, lol enjoy the soup kitchen IDIOT.

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drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial
unironically, massters week

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Dave_Indeed posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZhvBKRgJ5A

This professional golf guy can't even play putt putt. Look at this turd try and fail at his job, lol enjoy the soup kitchen IDIOT.

id like to wrap a 9-iron around your head

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial
dont sign your posts

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

i like the lady in JAG

Bill Barber
Aug 26, 2015

Hot Rope Guy




Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Bill Barber got the joke.

It's in his pants. #boomshakalaka

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
wow this thread isn't about cannabis at all

voted 1

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial

Dave_Indeed posted:

Bill Barber got the joke.

It's in his pants. #boomshakalaka

jc that table break should be illegal

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


That Robot posted:

wow this thread isn't about cannabis at all

voted 1

same, wish i could have voted lower

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!

That Robot posted:

wow this thread isn't about cannabis at all

voted 1

yes it is

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Dave_Indeed posted:

This professional golf guy can't even play putt putt. Look at this turd try and fail at his job, lol enjoy the soup kitchen IDIOT.

The joke is on you for watching professional golf

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I almost got hit in the head with a golf ball as a kid. I could have died, you guys.

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.
i hit my friend in the hand with a golfball with a terrible wood shot off the rough

hes paralyzed now from the waste down coincidentally

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Fallows posted:

i hit my friend in the hand with a golfball with a terrible wood shot off the rough

hes paralyzed now from the waste down coincidentally

FORE!

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i use the small pencil to keep score

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

holy guacamole

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I almost got hit in the head with a golf ball as a kid. I could have died, you guys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVinh8yJ0m4

Look at this loving moron get drilled in the skull by a golf ball. He died.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Dave_Indeed posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVinh8yJ0m4

Look at this loving moron get drilled in the skull by a golf ball. He died.

Good, imo

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Dave_Indeed posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVinh8yJ0m4

Look at this loving moron get drilled in the skull by a golf ball. He died.

I almost became like that guy who dresses like Gilligan

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I almost became like that guy who dresses like Gilligan

Dead and dressed good as hell.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

JiveHonky posted:

i use the small pencil to keep score

Really? Is that what it's for? I've always sucked on it, getting it slick and almost slimy with my saliva. Then when it's suitably moist, usually around the third or fourth hole, I ram it point-end-down in my own urethra, causing explosive and instantaneous pain to wrack my body which convulses in twisted ecstasy. Then, every time I tee off, I twist it violently, usually lodging wood splinters all up and down the inside of my man meat. This drives me absolutely nuts and I spend the rest of the course orgasming and bleeding uncontrollably.

Anyways I have a tee time in a couple of hours, anyone care to join me?

poorlifedecision
Feb 13, 2012
Lipstick Apathy

Ryoshi posted:

Really? Is that what it's for? I've always sucked on it, getting it slick and almost slimy with my saliva. Then when it's suitably moist, usually around the third or fourth hole, I ram it point-end-down in my own urethra, causing explosive and instantaneous pain to wrack my body which convulses in twisted ecstasy. Then, every time I tee off, I twist it violently, usually lodging wood splinters all up and down the inside of my man meat. This drives me absolutely nuts and I spend the rest of the course orgasming and bleeding uncontrollably.

Anyways I have a tee time in a couple of hours, anyone care to join me?

go on...

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

im gaye posted:

i like the lady in JAG

i'm an officer with the jag. a jagofficer

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

i'm an officer with the jag. a jagofficer

this is good

we should all be jagoffs


nuh uh it's about some golf guy and how much he sucks

the thread title was a deception :arghfist:

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
i thought we were going to smoke some jag weed?

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

reallivedinosaur posted:

i thought we were going to smoke some jag weed?

same, voting 1

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
apparently this dude has a retard son so i wont take the piss out of him too much

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Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Ryoshi posted:

Really? Is that what it's for? I've always sucked on it, getting it slick and almost slimy with my saliva. Then when it's suitably moist, usually around the third or fourth hole, I ram it point-end-down in my own urethra, causing explosive and instantaneous pain to wrack my body which convulses in twisted ecstasy. Then, every time I tee off, I twist it violently, usually lodging wood splinters all up and down the inside of my man meat. This drives me absolutely nuts and I spend the rest of the course orgasming and bleeding uncontrollably.

Anyways I have a tee time in a couple of hours, anyone care to join me?

I've been grouped with worse. Frankly I don't mind what other people do as long as it is not animal cruelty or murder or being fat or whatever.

But if you play golf slow, that should get you the death penalty.

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