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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

scott zoloft posted:

the guy who sold me my car told me that he had dinner with alphonso ribeiro and half of n*sync and alphonso was jackin him off under the table :chanpop:

sounds like a 'spellsword' to me!

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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

my skyrim character was named Lord Justice Phillip Banks and wielded a mighty warhammer so take that for what you will

ConstantDelays
Jan 1, 2013
Is 'idiot' a class?

ConstantDelays
Jan 1, 2013
Is 'stupid jerk' a class?

ConstantDelays
Jan 1, 2013
Is 'loser' a class?

ConstantDelays
Jan 1, 2013
Is 'monk' a class?

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

What if he had been the lead in Black Knight?!

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

OctoberBlues posted:

What if he had been the lead in Black Knight?!


Good idea. Why use the Prince when you can have a King

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

Microwaves Mom posted:

You make a good case,

but what race would he pick?

I theorize Dark Elf.

Orcs are the blacks of D&D. Drow are more like North Korea.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Will more hotels do this if we ask?

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Machai posted:

Orcs are the blacks of D&D. Drow are more like North Korea.

yeah but an orc paladin?

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Microwaves Mom posted:

yeah but an orc paladin?

uncle tom

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

look, drow bard or paladin works they have charisma and probably could pull off an int wis thing.

But orcs aint pretty and orcs aint wise.


I believe its also called uncle Thrall.
WHich is interesting because in Uncle Tom he is a black slave that refuses to give up the location of two escaped slaves so they can be free. Now a days its used as a derogatory term for some reason. Uncle Tom sacrificed his life so the others could get away and people think calling them that is an insult.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

scott zoloft posted:

the guy who sold me my car told me that he had dinner with alphonso ribeiro and half of n*sync and alphonso was jackin him off under the table :chanpop:

You make the best posts in GBS, Scott

bres0048
Oct 29, 2012

Def a dwarf pally, maybe a dark iron dwarf

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

Microwaves Mom posted:

look, drow bard or paladin works they have charisma and probably could pull off an int wis thing.

But orcs aint pretty and orcs aint wise.

Racist

No one said he had to be a good paladin. We aren't min/maxing him.

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rio
Mar 20, 2008

A minstrel.

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