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Holy loving poo poo. I want to know what the Syrian dudes thought when they nabbed a crazy asian who was convinced the CIA was after him.
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 16:01 |
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Teflon Don posted:This just in: Caro is going to travel to D.C. and finally beat the poo poo out of Whip after doing over 9000 push-ups+squats in Syrian hell prison
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 16:01 |
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Now Caro has more time spent in an active war zone than most of the people that post here lol
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 16:05 |
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CRACKERS! DON'T! MATTER! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BljF9em8yU
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 16:05 |
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Caro has more time spent in a war zone than Audie Murphy, but less than John McCain
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Teflon Don posted:This just in: Caro is going to travel to D.C. and finally beat the poo poo out of Whip after doing over 9000 push-ups+squats in Syrian hell prison
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 16:06 |
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I can't believe this. HOW
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 16:06 |
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also can they please play this when he deplanes
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 16:07 |
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 16:07 |
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Teflon Don posted:Now Caro has more time spent in an active war zone than most of the people that post here lol More than almost all military personnel in the history of this country.
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 16:08 |
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Teflon Don posted:Now Caro has more time spent in an active war zone than most of the people that post here lol this was true just with his libyan excursion.
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 16:08 |
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thx 4 ur service schizophrenic asian man
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 16:09 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:this was true just with his libyan excursion. he was only in Libya ~6 months IIRC e- not even that long I think, it was real short. I mean I get the joke but just saying
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 16:10 |
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Mike-o posted:How in the gently caress did that dude survive?
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 16:12 |
Nobody let him watch Homeland for fucks sake
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 16:15 |
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Smiling Jack posted:Nobody let him watch Homeland for fucks sake gently caress no, someone show this man Daredevil. NYC needs help, drat it.
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 16:16 |
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Great Some rogue maester has brought Caro back and now we're going to have a spooky undead extremely dangerous Caro-based golem instead of the nutty, only slightly dangerous internet nerd
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 16:16 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAryFIuRxmQ
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 16:21 |
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In all honesty, Caro being a broken human being is most likely what helped him endure the, you know, unpleasant environment that is a Syrian war prison.
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 16:23 |
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this hardened war vet is on his way home to slay some pussy
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 16:24 |
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That and CIA emergency rations.
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 16:25 |
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The only thing that kept him going during his years in cannibal prison hell was the thought of coming back to the US and finally getting his fight with shep.
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 16:26 |
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I bet Caro wouldn't puss out of CS spraying himself.
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 16:30 |
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Skoll posted:I bet Caro wouldn't puss out of CS spraying himself.
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 16:31 |
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caro cs sprays himself every morning to make himself immune to it
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 16:32 |
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He's probably been radicalized over there in Syria Libya Iraq where ever the hell This is why we have Gitmo in the first place!! Why would Obungler have this terrorist released!? America looks like a laughingstock every time Obummer kowtows to some terrorist like Carol or whoever
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 16:34 |
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hes a noc
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 16:34 |
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:caro cs sprays himself every morning to make himself immune to it EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM CS SPRAY INTO MY FACE. IT BURNS LIKE gently caress AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, CARO. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME ISIS BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED SYRIA'S MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS PRONE TO CIA BUGGING BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I POST.
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 16:41 |
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Mike-o posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM CS SPRAY INTO MY FACE. IT BURNS LIKE gently caress AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, CARO. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME ISIS BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED SYRIA'S MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS PRONE TO CIA BUGGING BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I POST.
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Mike-o posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM CS SPRAY INTO MY FACE. IT BURNS LIKE gently caress AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, CARO. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME ISIS BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED SYRIA'S MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS PRONE TO CIA BUGGING BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I POST. So satisfying
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 16:44 |
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Mike-o posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM CS SPRAY INTO MY FACE. IT BURNS LIKE gently caress AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, CARO. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME ISIS BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED SYRIA'S MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS PRONE TO CIA BUGGING BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I POST. ty for the alley oop, i was being lazy and figured someone would grab that
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Mike-o posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM CS SPRAY INTO MY FACE. IT BURNS LIKE gently caress AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, CARO. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME ISIS BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED SYRIA'S MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS PRONE TO CIA BUGGING BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I POST.
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 16:46 |
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I am amazed. Not just that he is alive, but also that the government actually did anything to get him released.
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 16:46 |
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Holy poo poo. Holy poo poo.
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 16:47 |
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Skoll posted:Holy poo poo Making Caro a mod on a forum that regularly is asked to help with mental health issues might not be the singular best idea
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 16:47 |
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I can't believe he made it. Maybe we should pitch in and send him an edible arrangement.
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 16:47 |
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What the gently caress do we do if he comes back here? Uhhhh welcome back Caro? How do you welcome back a crazy dude from a death camp?
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 16:47 |
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Naked Bear posted:Holy poo poo. This is me still hours later.
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 16:47 |
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Tokyo Sexwhale posted:What the gently caress do we do if he comes back here? Permaban him unless he's on medication.
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 16:48 |
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Dude seriously is gonna need some super meds after that poo poo.
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