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Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Second Friday = Mandingo night. I think she's ready to jump into the fray, last time she got sloppy wet while watching . Any parting words goons? uber is due to be here in 15 mins.

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A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
is this a parody thread or are you the guy who originally posted this??

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
sounds disgusting, bring a towel i guess?

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

A ILL BREAKFAST posted:

is this a parody thread or are you the guy who originally posted this??

Original.

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


I hope OP's inevitable divorce is protracted and costly

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

well thats one way to live your life.

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
oh well in that case grats on your disastrous marriage

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
if i imagine my wife having sex with someone else it gives me a horrible icy feeling in the pit of my stomach. i supposse im just not as evolved as you. yeah that must be it

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

A ILL BREAKFAST posted:

if i imagine my wife having sex with someone else it gives me a horrible icy feeling in the pit of my stomach. i supposse im just not as evolved as you. yeah that must be it

remember that feeling. soon it will be the feeling you get when ANYONE does ANYTHING. thats where things are headed. you are the first person i have told about this, but be safe out there and good luck.

tie-dye my titties
Jun 14, 2014

by WE B Boo-ourgeois
sorry about your perpetually unsatisfying micropenis, op

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
I am a loving moron

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

Return Of JimmyJars posted:

Second Friday = Mandingo night. I think she's ready to jump into the fray, last time she got sloppy wet while watching . Any parting words goons? uber is due to be here in 15 mins.

Do they really call it that?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Have fun op!

drowningidiot
Sep 27, 2014
You gonna spitroast your wife with another dude or just watch and jerk it?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i hope she gets facefucked

a very large fish
Oct 18, 2012
everyone I know who got into swinging wound up divorced about 18 months later. Enjoy the winter of your marriage bud.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Doctor Dogballs posted:

I hope OP's inevitable divorce is protracted and costly

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
OP I hope you have sex with someone other than your wife and the sex is so much better than it could ever be with her that it makes you both miserable.

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf
Do black guys get in free on Mandingo night? Seems like they should at least get a discount if they're going to be subjugated to blatant racism.

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

Return Of JimmyJars posted:

Second Friday = Mandingo night. I think she's ready to jump into the fray, last time she got sloppy wet while watching . Any parting words goons? uber is due to be here in 15 mins.

you must've really given her a show

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

dick wizard posted:

everyone I know who got into swinging wound up divorced about 18 months later. Enjoy the winter of your marriage bud.

now is the winter of our dick last spent
made glorious hummer by this filthy whore

subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

Cake Smashing Boob posted:

you must've really given her a show

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Hopefully the other men are careful around her air valve

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Do they ever have Hamlindigo Blue night?

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Im taking my sex to the wife club

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





How many times do you have to make this dumb fake thread JimmyJars?

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial
this is why we cant have nice posts

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
so you work from home, OP?

wait a minute

Lankiveil
Feb 23, 2001

Forums Minimalist
Your wife enjoyed it because she's already been having sex with those guys for most of your marriage without telling you.

DOPE FIEND KILLA G
Jun 4, 2011

aw yea sex club baby :cool:

DOPE FIEND KILLA G
Jun 4, 2011

its all 'goin down' tonight at the sex club, if you know what i mean

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
sex clubs have 50% more members than people

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*

Orkin Mang posted:

sex clubs have 50% more members than people

goldmine this post

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Orkin Mang posted:

sex clubs have 50% more members than people

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

i take my sex club to your wife

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

make a post describing the smell when you get there

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
I'm about to go to the jerk off club with my hand

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
So are these "sex clubs" just full of really doughy 50 year old couples that bang the same 4 people over and over again?

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

i hosed a club samdwich

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damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Orkin Mang posted:

sex clubs have 50% more members than people

:mmmhmm:

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