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Having found this evenings dvr'd sitcom episodes pedestrian, and derivative... I sit in my den, sipping fine scotch by my bookshelves and fireplace... Pondering. Startled, I realize that "Only Childs" are soulless fucks who are pieces of poo poo. I know 4 people who are "Only Childs" (henceforth "OC's"). These "OC's" that I know are a bunch of selfish weirdo turds. Extrapolating this data and applying it to all "OC's" yields the unquestioned truth that all "OC's" are soulless fucks who are pieces of poo poo. If you are an only child, gently caress you.
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# ? Apr 9, 2016 04:22 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 15:21 |
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i'm the oldest child and as a result i have crippling self-doubt and inner turmoil from years of being forced to succeed and be the best, most perfect child
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# ? Apr 9, 2016 04:24 |
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Dave_Indeed posted:
Hey, gently caress you too!
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# ? Apr 9, 2016 04:24 |
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Dave_Indeed posted:Having found this evenings dvr'd sitcom episodes pedestrian, and derivative... I sit in my den, sipping fine scotch by my bookshelves and fireplace... Pondering. i don't know about soulless, but conceded, and selfish
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# ? Apr 9, 2016 04:25 |
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me and my brother agree, op
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# ? Apr 9, 2016 04:25 |
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sorry your parents only love you 50% or less OP
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# ? Apr 9, 2016 04:26 |
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middle children are selfish
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# ? Apr 9, 2016 04:27 |
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I am an OC and you are right
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# ? Apr 9, 2016 04:28 |
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My dad apparently didn't want my mom's body to get worse so I'm the only one lol
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# ? Apr 9, 2016 04:28 |
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im the 'baby'
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# ? Apr 9, 2016 04:29 |
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rio posted:My dad apparently didn't want my mom's body to get worse so I'm the only one lol personally I think ur moms body is just fine
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# ? Apr 9, 2016 04:29 |
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rio posted:My dad apparently didn't want my mom's body to get worse so I'm the only one lol apparently creating me was worth it to mine
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# ? Apr 9, 2016 04:30 |
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Mormons are the most spiritual people i know
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# ? Apr 9, 2016 04:31 |
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rio posted:I am an OC and you are right
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# ? Apr 9, 2016 04:32 |
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soul talk is heavy that takes gravitas
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# ? Apr 9, 2016 04:32 |
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on second thought this thread title is a little offensive mods?
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# ? Apr 9, 2016 04:33 |
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Ogoc itt qtiyd
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# ? Apr 9, 2016 04:33 |
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i kind of regret shitposting in here.
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# ? Apr 9, 2016 04:34 |
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just ran your gimble numbers by my NASA eggheads, your logic checks out, OP they are also 90% more likely to contract the deadly AIDS virus according to these AIDS infected "eggheads" ( more like AIDSheads am i rite?)
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# ? Apr 9, 2016 04:34 |
As an "OC" I can confirm this is true.
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# ? Apr 9, 2016 04:34 |
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OCs understand how apostrophes work you piece of poo poo
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# ? Apr 9, 2016 04:35 |
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real talk: all the only children I ever met were either home schooled or spoiled as hell.
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# ? Apr 9, 2016 04:38 |
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I'm an only child and was spoiled but there was another only child down the street who was even more spoiled like 10 times so it was pretty incredible. That guy was an rear end in a top hat but had awesome toys so everyone tolerated him.
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# ? Apr 9, 2016 04:41 |
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drunk dog posted:i kind of regret shitposting in here. also being born
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# ? Apr 9, 2016 04:43 |
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drunk dog posted:also being born Each life is a gift, dd, even yours
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# ? Apr 9, 2016 04:44 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I'm an only child and was spoiled but there was another only child down the street who was even more spoiled like 10 times so it was pretty incredible. That guy was an rear end in a top hat but had awesome toys so everyone tolerated him. some of them were habitual liars too. I had a friend in high school who tried to tell us he was asked to be on the Jerry Springer show, but he couldn't show us the tape. The weirdest part is, we were already his friend. We would hang out with him if he asked us.
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# ? Apr 9, 2016 04:47 |
I have two older brothers and when i was 9 they used to put me in boston crabs and toss me in this wooden bench/storage chest when my mom wasn't home and sit on it while laughing at me for 20 minutes builds character i say
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# ? Apr 9, 2016 04:48 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:some of them were habitual liars too. I had a friend in high school who tried to tell us he was asked to be on the Jerry Springer show, but he couldn't show us the tape. The weirdest part is, we were already his friend. We would hang out with him if he asked us. Yeah, he'd make poo poo up too
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# ? Apr 9, 2016 04:50 |
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I dunno, I'm an only child and my self esteem sucks just enough that I'm relatable, maybe it's cuz I was also raised by a single mother and have abandonment issues?
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# ? Apr 9, 2016 04:50 |
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its not the kids fault its the weirdo parents
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# ? Apr 9, 2016 04:51 |
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I'm glad I have a sibling because otherwise I'd have nobody to pay for my psychiatric treatment.
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# ? Apr 9, 2016 04:51 |
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Raar_Im_A_Dinosaur posted:I dunno, I'm an only child and my self esteem sucks just enough that I'm relatable, maybe it's cuz I was also raised by a single mother and have abandonment issues? Happy Bear Suit posted:its not the kids fault
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# ? Apr 9, 2016 04:52 |
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my dad is an oc and he's weird af. checks out.
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# ? Apr 9, 2016 04:56 |
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every only child i met was a stupid rear end in a top hat
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# ? Apr 9, 2016 04:57 |
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I am an only child and I agree with the OP.
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# ? Apr 9, 2016 04:58 |
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Darkman Fanpage posted:every only child i met was a stupid rear end in a top hat If everyone's an rear end in a top hat, maybe you're the rear end in a top hat buddy!
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# ? Apr 9, 2016 04:58 |
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Raar_Im_A_Dinosaur posted:If everyone's an rear end in a top hat, maybe you're the rear end in a top hat buddy! im an rear end in a top hat buddy
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# ? Apr 9, 2016 05:01 |
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AugmentedVision posted:sorry your parents only love you 50% or less OP
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# ? Apr 9, 2016 05:01 |
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my rear end in a top hat is an rear end in a top hat but i dont post about it on the internet
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# ? Apr 9, 2016 05:02 |
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Erethizon_dorsatum posted:my dad is an oc and he's weird af. checks out. Meanwhile my sister is a doctor and I have court on monday, so who the gently caress knows?
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# ? Apr 9, 2016 05:03 |