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Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
This has been an excellent card so far

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manyak
Jan 26, 2006

Bubba Smith posted:

This has been an excellent card so far

Interesting strategy to put a bunch of really good fights on the undercard and then stack the main card with bad fights

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Between Ben and JDS I'm gonna be disappointed for the loser and happy for the winner regardless which way it goes. Better for the division if Ben wins though.

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

Stanciu is stoned.

Vomik
Jul 29, 2003

This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan
Is wushu the sport that the 4 hour work week guy became a champion in just by reading the rule book

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





"Fighting out of Oh Muh Gawrsh, Ukraine..."

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Come on cool tattoo girl!

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
This Romanian girl is pretty cool.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

That was definitely an illegal upkick but she is cool

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
Now she is gassed and will lose.

manyak
Jan 26, 2006
Nice back take at the end

Belle Isle Tech
Aug 28, 2009

Le Saboteur posted:

This Romanian girl is pretty cool.

If Stanciu is the Romanian than yah I agree

Schenck v. U.S.
Sep 8, 2010

Tezcatlipoca posted:

Now she is gassed and will lose.

Yeah I think that was some UFC debut jitters, putting everything she had into a series of sub attempts right away. The next couple rounds are going to be ugly for her

manyak
Jan 26, 2006
Every eastern european fighter being a "Master of Sports" is funny to me

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

Tezcatlipoca posted:

Now she is gassed and will lose.

Or not because Moroz isn't doing anything.

DOMELORD420
Dec 28, 2000

manyak posted:

Every eastern european fighter being a "Master of Sports" is funny to me

I assume it's like getting the presidential fitness award.

DOMELORD420
Dec 28, 2000

Fedor was able to do 69 sit-ups in one minute and went on to dominate in MMA

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

manyak posted:

Every eastern european fighter being a "Master of Sports" is funny to me

Same with how every Brazilian fighter seems to be a BJJ world champion.

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

Well shoot I'm winning this round on the feet *pulls guard and goes for hopeless submission again*

DOMELORD420
Dec 28, 2000

My favorite is "golden gloves champion" and it's like great you can outstrike dada5000

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Le Saboteur posted:

Same with how every Brazilian fighter seems to be a BJJ world champion.

According to Joe but only like Maia and Jacaré have won the Mundials.

Dr Jankenstein
Aug 6, 2009

Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.
Battle of the flexibility. Let's fold each other up like pretzels.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Mavis Beacon Boi posted:

Please someone find this

I'll keep looking. So far all I can find is the interstitial video package they used before the Arlovski fight which is also gold:

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Isn't this the guy who lost like 30-24 to Corey Anderson?

Schenck v. U.S.
Sep 8, 2010

EmmyOk posted:

Isn't this the guy who lost like 30-24 to Corey Anderson?

checks out
maybe they're setting one up for the hometown fighter

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

EvanSchenck posted:

checks out
maybe they're setting one up for the hometown fighter

lmao that didn't work out for them!

e: nvm there's the Blachowicz I remember

Schenck v. U.S.
Sep 8, 2010

EmmyOk posted:

lmao that didn't work out for them!

I'm on the FS1 streaming service and the last thing I saw was Pokrajac finishing R1 on top. Am I somehow five minutes behind or something? Feel free to spoil the fight

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
Igor's weird back hernia is distressing.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
This fight is stupid and cool.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

I love when some says hit me and then gets smashed repeatedly

EvanSchenck posted:

I'm on the FS1 streaming service and the last thing I saw was Pokrajac finishing R1 on top. Am I somehow five minutes behind or something? Feel free to spoil the fight

I am marking exams during fights so I didn't realise he had gotten on top

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
I'm really sad we're robbed of the opportunity to hear Goldie try to pronounce these Eastern European names.

seemed stunned, did Pokerajack by Blackjowicks, Joe.

Also this has been a really great round, best of the day thus far

parthenocarpy
Dec 18, 2003

drat what a great three minutes to start the second round

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
That exchange was cool

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

Fight owns

Dr Jankenstein
Aug 6, 2009

Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.
Holy strikes Batman. Blakchowicz thinks he's the guy that won via uppercut, but the hometown thing has Igor just eating those punches

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

They are both so poo poo but fortunately the kind of poo poo that is fun to watch occasionally

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

How the gently caress do you score this round?

Schenck v. U.S.
Sep 8, 2010
These are some fun sloppy brawling exchanges

argondamn posted:

How the gently caress do you score this round?

imo, R1 was 10-9 Pokrajac, R2 is probably 10-9 Blachowicz for visibly hurting Pokrajac and taking him down, although 10-10 wouldn't be unreasonable.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
10-10

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sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

69-420 round

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