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Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

:love: HOTLANTA :love:
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS

Turdsdown Tom posted:

wait actually i'm pretty sure i remember the bruins scoring 3 goals in the third period at some point, maybe 2011? 2013? was it against the maple leafs? anyway the bruins need to harness the energies

Yeah, it was game 7 and they looked like they were going to get dunkkkkked. However, they actually are getting dunked here.

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ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

Also playoff races are a lot of fun when you're not emotionally invested in them.

Trevor Bird
Apr 1, 2006

On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil! LET'S GO PRED-A-TORS!
are the bruins in if detroit loses in regulation?

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit

Jamwad Hilder posted:

gonna suck when the Bruins lose but they're still not technically eliminated unless Philly gets two points, so that's helpful I guess. My bet is Philly loses to Pittsburgh in regulation and then destroys the Islanders and I'll be kinda bummed about that.

Philly is losing in OT for maximum possible hilarity tomorrow.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Trevor Bird posted:

are the bruins in if detroit loses in regulation?

No. If Boston loses in reg, they're eliminated and Detroit is in.

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

:love: HOTLANTA :love:
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS

Trevor Bird posted:

are the bruins in if detroit loses in regulation?

No, Detroit is ahead of them in points and ROW. Boston can only fall out. It's all up to Philly.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Trevor Bird posted:

are the bruins in if detroit loses in regulation?

No. The only thing that happens is Boston is out with PHI beats PIT.

Wings are in with a Boston regulation loss.

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



literally fire every defenseman in detroit

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

Please also eliminate Detroit Philly.

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
6 on 4 with 9:30 left, lol

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa

VJeff posted:

No. If Boston loses in reg, they're eliminated and Detroit is in.

no. Detroit is in if Boston loses in regulation, but Boston isn't eliminated unless Philly gets two points in their last two games

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

YEAH PULLING THE GOALIE WITH TEN MINUTES TO GO WOOOO HOCKEY IS COOL

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012
imagine a team of writers who cant rip off the this is sportscentre commercials.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

quote:

DET Result Playoff Impact
Regulation/OT win: Will clinch playoff berth

Shootout win: Will clinch playoff berth if any of the following occurs:
(1) Bruins lose to the Senators in any fashion
(2) Bruins defeat Senators in a shootout
(3) Flyers lose to Penguins in any fashion
* Cannot be eliminated with shootout win

OT/Shootout loss: Will clinch playoff berth if any of the following occurs:
(1) Bruins lose to Senators in any fashion
(2) Flyers lose to Penguins in regulation
* Cannot be eliminated with OT/shootout loss

Regulation loss: Will clinch playoff berth if:
(1) Bruins lose to Senators in regulation

Will be eliminated if all of the following occur:
(1) Bruins get at least one point against Senators
(2) Flyers defeat Penguins in any fashion

BOS Result Playoff Impact

Regulation/OT win: Will clinch playoff berth if any of the following occurs:
(1) Red Wings lose to Rangers in any fashion
(2) Red Wings defeat Rangers in a shootout
(3) Flyers lose to Penguins in any fashion
* Cannot be eliminated with regulation/OT win

Shootout win: Will clinch playoff berth if any of the following occurs:
(1) Red Wings lose to Rangers in any fashion
(2) Flyers lose to Penguins in any fashion
* Cannot be eliminated with shootout win

OT/Shootout loss: Will clinch playoff berth if any of the following occurs:
(1) Red Wings lose to Rangers in regulation
(2) Flyers lose to Penguins in regulation
* Cannot be eliminated with OT/shootout loss

Regulation loss: Cannot clinch playoff berth

Will be eliminated if:
(1) Flyers defeat Penguins in any fashion

PHI Result Playoff Impact

Regulation/OT win: Will clinch playoff berth if any of the following occurs:
(1) Red Wings lose to Rangers in regulation
(2) Bruins lose to Senators in regulation
* Cannot be eliminated with regulation/OT win

Shootout win: Same as regulation/OT win

OT/Shootout loss: Cannot clinch playoff berth

Will be eliminated if all of the following occur:
(1) Red Wings defeat Rangers in any fashion
(2) Bruins defeat Senators in any fashion

Regulation loss: Cannot clinch playoff berth

Will be eliminated if all of the following occur:
(1) Red Wings get at least one point against Rangers
(2) Bruins get at least one point against Senators

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012

ThinkTank posted:

YEAH PULLING THE GOALIE WITH TEN MINUTES TO GO WOOOO HOCKEY IS COOL
oops.

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



Fire Blashill too

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



suck it red wings

Zat
Jan 16, 2008

"This is death."
:laffo:

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

If you weren't hoping for Detroit's streak to end you're a garbage person.

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
This

Is

Death

Iodised QQ
Jul 23, 2004

lol jack edwards watching the puck trickle down the ice into the empty net


"this is............death."

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Rags gon win. :unsmith:

Detroit's getting in anyway. :smith:

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



just win a loving game please, flyers

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
well, it was a fun season. big thank you to Sweeney for turning a decent team into a piece of poo poo.

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

"This is... death" - Jack Edwards

that was my favourite announcer line in a long time.

Offseason thread title please

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Aphrodite posted:

If you weren't hoping for Detroit's streak to end you're a garbage person.

I dislike the Bruins more at the moment.

And hey Detroit that was a pretty dumb decision to pull your goalie while your entire forward line is tired.

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



Aphrodite posted:

If you weren't hoping for Detroit's streak to end you're a garbage person.

Can confirm, as Wings fan

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain

ThinkTank posted:

Please also eliminate Detroit Philly.

i dont think they can eliminate both detroit and boston

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
why the gently caress would you keep the goalie pulled for a faceoff???????

Koopa Kid
Aug 21, 2007



I don't like the Sens, so this shouldn't feel cathartic.




Shouldn't, but totally does

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN
And so ends Boston's season.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
I can't wait to read the comments from Bruins fans on Twitter or wherever condemning the Pens for resting Crosby and Letang today

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Just keep the goalie pulled so the game ends 10-3 or something.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Hahahahah Wings gonna go 0-2 and still back in, kiss my rear end everybody who's pissed about the streak.

Grimby
Sep 12, 2002
gently caress you Bruins, seriously. Two games of the last three lost to teams that aren't even in the loving playoffs or fighting for a spot.

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

fits posted:

i dont think they can eliminate both detroit and boston

Not with that attitude.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Jamwad Hilder posted:

well, it was a fun season. big thank you to Sweeney for turning a decent team into a piece of poo poo.

They weren't better last season.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
some great shots of dejected bruins fans on the nesn broadcast

Sneaky Wombat
Jan 9, 2010

So the flyers have to win any game...So Bruins chances are still looking pretty good.

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Koopa Kid
Aug 21, 2007



Reminder that the Bruins shouldn't even have 1 goal right now

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