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http://www.reuters.com/article/us-crime-hastert-idUSKCN0X60TTreuters posted:"Richter said for the first time in 30 years he thought about the "La-Z-Boy-type" chair where prosecutors said Hastert would sit and watch as boys showered in the locker room. Federal prosecutors on Friday provided new details on the sex abuse allegations against Hastert." So GBS, in what ways do you abuse young boys to "keep them from fighting?" I thought back in those days people used a switch or a belt, this is a but unorthodox.
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Apr 9, 2016 22:58
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i think we should give hastert the "chair" if you know what i mean! the electric chair!
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That's really sad and makes me want to throw up, op
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A man third in line to be president from 1999 to 2007 sexually abused children. The eagle eyed watchmen of our great nation discovered this only eight years after he stopped being the third most powerful man in government. The National Wrestling Hall of Fame named Hastert to its "Hall of Outstanding Americans" in 2000. The Three Fires Council of the Boy Scouts of America has honored Hastert with its distinguished service award. As speaker, Hastert also oversaw the passage of the No Child Left Behind Act of 2001. Such groups as the National Right to Life Committee, the Christian Coalition, the Chamber of Commerce and the National Rifle Association all gave his voting record perfect scores of 100. The American Conservative Union gave him an 88. Hastert was known as a frequent critic of Bill Clinton, and immediately upon assuming the speakership, he "played a lead role" in the impeachment of the president. In a December 2006, the House Ethics Committee determined that Hastert and other congressional leaders were "willfully ignorant" in responding to early warnings of the Mark Foley congressional page scandal, but did not violate any House rules. On June 2, 2015, following the unsealing of the indictment against Hastert the previous month, the Denny Hastert Yorkville Invitational, "one of the most popular wrestling club tournaments in Illinois," would likely be renamed. 
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Professor Shark posted:That's really sad and makes me want to throw up, op same, Dennis Hastert is a disgusting piece of poo poo and I wish Andy Richter Controls the Universe weren't cancelled so early that was a funny show
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Apr 9, 2016 23:36
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hahaha the GOP speaker of the house during most of bush's presidency was a child molester there's five laffos worth of comedy in that sentence
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It's all so weird because he rose to the Speakership on the strength of being totally unremarkable. The Republican leadership was busy trying to impeach Clinton and they'd run into a few scandals of their own so found this boring backbencher from nowhere to be a figurehead while Tom Delay oozed around. Turns out the guy was a child molester.
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Apr 10, 2016 00:32
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Republicans: "No homo promo" *promos chomos*
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They took his picture down from the gallery of Speakers they have in a the Capitol. So a hundred years from now tourists will wonder why there's an eight-year gap, look it up on whatever their smart-phone equivalent is, and learn that Dennis Hastert was a kiddy-fiddler. He's been immortalized.
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AKA Pseudonym posted:They took his picture down from the gallery of Speakers they have in a the Capitol. So a hundred years from now tourists will wonder why there's an eight-year gap, look it up on whatever their smart-phone equivalent is, and learn that Dennis Hastert was a kiddy-fiddler. He's been immortalized. I suppose it was better to remove it than having to deal with daily vandalism of his portrait. Security guards would have to constantly look the other way when someone comes in to spraypaint "CHILD RAPIST" or whatever
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Apr 10, 2016 01:35
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Is that the same chair that Clint Eastwood was yelling at?
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mdm posted:I suppose it was better to remove it than having to deal with daily vandalism of his portrait. Security guards would have to constantly look the other way when someone comes in to spraypaint "CHILD RAPIST" or whatever they could just put an official CHILD RAPIST stencil over his picture
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amityville anus posted:Is that the same chair that Clint Eastwood was yelling at? No Dennis Hastert was a
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Man between this guy and all the former BBC dudes I'm starting to think ALL famous rich white guys are molesters
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Do you have to be a molester to get rich and powerful or do you get rich and powerful by being a molester?
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Professor Shark posted:Man between this guy and all the former BBC dudes I'm starting to think ALL famous rich white guys are molesters I just assume that anyone who is famous/rich enough to get away with it is doing something morally abhorrent. people kinda suck
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Apr 10, 2016 01:47
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:A man third in line to be president from 1999 to 2007 sexually abused children. The eagle eyed watchmen of our great nation discovered this only eight years after he stopped being the third most powerful man in government. I thought there were two people named hastert, one a child molesting wrestling coach the other some gop nerd with a rule named after him. Turns out its the same guy? Lmao http://www.forbes.com/sites/bobcook/2016/04/09/the-stunning-hypocrisy-of-dennis-hastert-speaker-coach-sexual-abuser/#2dc495b45678 quote:Alas, the federal and state statute of limitations on Hastert’s sex crimes has expired, which is why prosecutors are asking for about as much as they can — six months in prison on the banking charges to which Hastert plead guilty.
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serves him right for killing phil hartman imo
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are congressional republicans going to rename the "hastert rule" which says they can't allow a vote unless all Republicans agree to vote yes?
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BeefThief posted:are congressional republicans going to rename the "hastert rule" which says they can't allow a vote unless all Republicans agree to vote yes? wait. that is a thing that they admit exists? i mean, that is obviously what they do instead of the voting which is supposedly their jobs, but i wasnt aware that they publicly admitted as much. also that big bio post makes it sound like passing no child left behind is something laudable.
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amityville anus posted:Do you have to be a molester to get rich and powerful or do you get rich and powerful by being a molester? You kind of said the same thing twice there bud
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Flavahbeast posted:serves him right for killing phil hartman imo no that was another person who seems like a chomo
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mdm posted:You kind of said the same thing twice there bud so yeah?
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amityville anus posted:Do you have to be a molester to get rich and powerful or do you get rich and powerful by being a molester? I suspect that because of the nature of their disgusting perversion, pedophiles tend to watch each others' backs, so if one gets into a position of power, he holds open the back gate for all his little buddies. They're kind of like roaches in that way, or the killer androids from "Second Variety." Unironically string them up with piano wire and put their bodies on display in front of the court house.
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Applewhite posted:I suspect that because of the nature of their disgusting perversion, pedophiles tend to watch each others' backs, so if one gets into a position of power, he holds open the back gate for all his little buddies. They're kind of like roaches in that way, or the killer androids from "Second Variety." i guess you could say they're lizard people
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Has anyone figured out what forum he modded? But seriously, that's uh....that's bad
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That Robot posted:hahaha the GOP speaker of the house during most of bush's presidency was a child molester i appreciate you counting them out because i kept on trying to count them myself and they keep moving
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and we laugh at the british...
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amityville anus posted:so yeah? oh was that supposed to be intentional  real talk though a disproportionate number of people in power get away with raping people it's sick af
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Business Gorillas posted:i appreciate you counting them out because i kept on trying to count them myself and they keep moving thank you for doing what you do every day, mister gorillas
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Denny's - eat fresh
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Malinois posted:Denny's - eat fresh lol I was thinking about adding a Denny's joke but couldn't think of a good one ty
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mdm posted:lol I was thinking about adding a Denny's joke but couldn't think of a good one ty np, still can't beat this one: That Robot posted:the GOP speaker of the house during most of bush's presidency was a child molester
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death to pedos but financial structuring charges are extortionary bullshit like civil asset forfeiture
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AKA Pseudonym posted:It's all so weird because he rose to the Speakership on the strength of being totally unremarkable. The Republican leadership was busy trying to impeach Clinton and they'd run into a few scandals of their own so found this boring backbencher from nowhere to be a figurehead while Tom Delay oozed around. Turns out the guy was a child molester. I suspect the individuals with these perversions have had years of daily practice blending into society so their predatory nature does not arouse suspicion.
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AKA Pseudonym posted:It's all so weird because he rose to the Speakership on the strength of being totally unremarkable. The Republican leadership was busy trying to impeach Clinton and they'd run into a few scandals of their own so found this boring backbencher from nowhere to be a figurehead while Tom Delay oozed around. Turns out the guy was a child molester. You figure Delay knew, and used that knowledge to keep Hastert toeing the line?
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gleebster posted:You figure Delay knew, and used that knowledge to keep Hastert toeing the line? If so, he's a reprehensible man for delaying justice
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