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Ovo
Dec 20, 2008

Life Rules
cave goon still posts on here which I find amazing, how could you have lived there and not just killed yourself

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Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

Ovo posted:

cave goon still posts on here which I find amazing, how could you have lived there and not just killed yourself

Maybe he's just a really well adjusted dude who goes where life takes him, bro.

YouDummy
Jun 24, 2005


This was the same guy that lost his arm right?

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


YouDummy posted:

This was the same guy that lost his arm right?

same thing happened to me, went to fist op's mom and the drat thing just disappeared in there

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Ovo posted:

cave goon still posts on here which I find amazing, how could you have lived there and not just killed yourself

I genuinely thought he had killed himself, like the printer goon did.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


opus111 posted:

I genuinely thought he had killed himself, like the printer goon did.

the printer goon killed himself???? :911:

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

YouDummy posted:

This was the same guy that lost his arm right?

yes in a motorcycle accident and then spent the money on a fast car and died, i think? abunchofnumbers was his name?

r.i.p. :ohdear:

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bdd74kLxgGo

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Ovo posted:

cave goon still posts on here which I find amazing, how could you have lived there and not just killed yourself

really what board?

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


I dunno if I feel comfortable posting on these forums anymore

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


the funniest part about that weird-rear end basement gooncave is even with all those computers and poo poo that dude isn't even like stealing credit card information or doing anything to justify having some hobo supervillian batcave, he literally is just using 6 monitors for anime

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Justin Tyme posted:

the funniest part about that weird-rear end basement gooncave is even with all those computers and poo poo that dude isn't even like stealing credit card information or doing anything to justify having some hobo supervillian batcave, he literally is just using 6 monitors for anime

it looks like they're all running linux but for what possible loving purpose it must be so hot sitting under that open computer chained(?) to the ceiling with all those monitors and power supplies running around it

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


thathonkey posted:

it looks like they're all running linux but for what possible loving purpose it must be so hot sitting under that open computer chained(?) to the ceiling with all those monitors and power supplies running around it

I can't cum anymore without viewing at least six different anal prolapse videos simultaneously

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating





Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


thathonkey posted:

it looks like they're all running linux but for what possible loving purpose it must be so hot sitting under that open computer chained(?) to the ceiling with all those monitors and power supplies running around it

makes me miss the gooncave.jpg thread

gingrich
May 26, 2007

i'm the osiris of this shit

feel bad for whoever this guy is

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

MiracleWhale posted:

the printer goon killed himself???? :911:

This makes sense.

Having to live in a cave for a while then moving out is something you can rise above and credit towards "character building". Anyone trying to live "printer goon's" life would would off themselves in a week tops.

gingrich
May 26, 2007

i'm the osiris of this shit
here's another picture of pipegoon. his username was terenesque



other pictures i'm pretty sure are goons:





thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
what is printer goon? is this that guy who carried a printer for a girl? is there a full account of that i can read without having to buy archives

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

gingrich posted:

other pictures i'm pretty sure are goons:







anime? check
creepy pedophile? check
katanas? check
communal jack-off station (probably for use with aforementioned anime)? check

seems like a safe assumption to me boss

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

thathonkey posted:

what is printer goon? is this that guy who carried a printer for a girl? is there a full account of that i can read without having to buy archives

Borky posted:

A loose female acquaintance of mine calls me at 1:00am today and asks me if I could print something on the computer for her and bring it over in the afternoon. "Hey yeah sure sure, whatever you need I'll help you, I'm all yours," I tell her. She sends me this file and lo and behold I can't open it. It's made in Microsoft Publisher and I don't have that program so I begin panicing, trying to find this program or a way to print the file. Scouring the internet yields no results and I do my usual pacing in my room.

I finally come up with an idea and I tell the girl, if I can proceed with it. The plan was I would carry my printer about 2miles to her house, print out the needed pages, maybe talk to her a bit while I was there. I was hoping for at least a hug out of this ordeal.

By the time I get there, I'm wet all over from sweating in the +90 degree heat outside and carrying a heavy motherfucking HP Deskjet printer. The first thing I see upon entering her room (my first time in a girl's bedroom) are some panties on her bed.

After the initial shock of seeing such a horrific sight for the first time, I setup the printer and get my job done. However, I did consider sniffing the lingere when she left the room once, but with the wuss that I am, I just ended up staring at them the whole while. That was a sarcastic joke for those of you too stupid to realize that

To make a long story short, just as I was finishing up with the printing job (which was hefty), her boyfriend and his gay friend walk in, say hello, and begin hanging out in the room as they waited for the girl to finish this work so they could go to the mall.

This effectively ruins my chances of getting a hug and I walk another 2 miles home with the motherfucking printer in hand. The only thing that I got out of this were some very painful fingers and a "thanks" as I walked out her bedroom door.

So, am I pathetic for doing all these things? It wouldn't be the first time I've pledged my heart and soul to a girl and gotten back almost nothing in return. I would hate turning her or anyone else I knew down or making up some lie.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


just reading that makes me want to kill myself

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
god drat that's sad did that guy really kill himself? :ohdear:

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois


Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
i need the picture of the really sad looking guy sitting on some steps that i am pretty sure was from one of the goon camps

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!

Hector Beerlioz posted:

It's a shame the Amalgoon thread is mostly broken waffleimages links.



Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




I'm a weird looking dude, but nothing like this lot

Yay

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
This thread makes me feel good about myself.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

MiracleWhale posted:

just reading that makes me want to kill myself

I remember reading this one, then luckily finding out it was a joke. It was just the most sad/tragic thing you could imagine to happen to a pathetic goon.

Original Post: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=427951&perpage=30&pagenumber=1
Reply: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=429124

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

This is goon.jpg. Weirdo military guy in the background, old depressed alcoholic guy in the foreground, fat nerd with smug grin like he's about to correct someone irl

old depressed alcoholic guy is my spirit animal

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork
Fun Shoe

dude lookin like if dwight schrute listened to slipknot

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

this one actually looks like a young dwight scrute as portrayed by rainn wilson

no way that's a goon though the semblance of muscle tone and definition is a dead-giveaway

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

thathonkey posted:

what is it with goons and hanging out in a goddamn mud pit smoking hookah ?

Gooncamp was a thing, just a lot of goons in tents, some of them having loud disgusting sex in the middle of it. :gooncamp:

As I recall they stopped doing it because of a wane in interest of sitting around in nature with goons, and some neighbour or :argh: FYAD gently caress :argh: or whatever threatened to phone the cops on them.

Someone post the pic of the chocolate pudding covered gooncamp blowup sex doll tia

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Bonus points for the pic pf the guy who snuck into a furry convention and stuck post it notes with grenades on them to various furries, then got cornered in his car by said furries.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbfBjo-Mw6U

angerbeet posted:

Bonus points for the pic pf the guy who snuck into a furry convention and stuck post it notes with grenades on them to various furries, then got cornered in his car by said furries.
Ahahaha did the furries gently caress him up? I'd pay to watch them pummel a goon while making squeaking noises.

BrutalistMcDonalds fucked around with this message at 01:56 on Apr 11, 2016

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angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Wikkheiser posted:


Ahahaha did the furries gently caress him up? I'd pay to watch them pummel a goon while making squeaking noises.

There were two separate furry meet infiltrations, it was a thing for a while.

Also someone, I forget who, went to a furry/klingon bowling night. What's his face, helldump loved him

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