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Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

tenspott posted:

Calvin and Hobbes? It's been done for a while now.
hey are you trying to start some poo poo, saying, calvin and hobbes, is some big boring soap opera comic with no jokes, when, actually, there's jokes, and it's not a soap opera, you dumb idiot???

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Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Is that soap opera comic with no jokes still running in newspapers?

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

FUNKY WINKERBEANED

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
I'd gently caress that dog.

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug
No dog semen, 0/5

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

im gaye posted:

FUNKY WINKERBEANED

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
thread title made me lol, thread delivering made me rofl. 5

Ein cooler Typ posted:

Maybe Jon is a tranny otherkin

checks out

PyPy fucked around with this message at 07:26 on Apr 10, 2016

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Pre-Cambrian Syndrome
Jan 6, 2006

SniperWoreConverse posted:

the armed forces is a hotbed of grotesque perversions in the United States

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007


:laffo:

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015


there are some good ones

http://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/garfield-generator-malicelabs/1/

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

i hoped something like this existed. thank you.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

i didn't gently caress with the generator too long so this is the only strip i made from that thing. it's pretty fun.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I don't get it, symbolic

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Zzulu posted:

I don't get it, symbolic
he learned the art of "whacking off" and jacked his wiener clean off

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
That is poorly conveyed, i'm going to have to give you an F on this one son

meet me after class so i can school you proper

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Zzulu posted:

That is poorly conveyed, i'm going to have to give you an F on this one son

meet me after class so i can school you proper
i know how this ends, i've seen it in the movies :bigtran:

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"


that woman ain't got no feet!!!!!

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

this comic was designed to make beetles seem less scary and they arent and im loving pissed

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

FuhrerHat posted:

this comic was designed to make beetles seem less scary and they arent and im loving pissed

beetle bailey is actually the beetle jail

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Ryoshi posted:

that woman ain't got no feet!!!!!

actually you're mistaking the bunny's grotesque double boner for his feet, both have feet off panel

Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength

naem posted:

Does beetle balidy still exist and do they still wear Korean War era uniforms and why am I on this website at 10 pm on a Saturday

They all secretly died in Korea and have been stuck in purgatory ever since.

The answer to your personal predicament may be of a similar nature.

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine

Groke posted:

They all secretly died in Korea and have been stuck in purgatory ever since.

Similar fates for Hagar the Horrible, Wizard of Id and tragically enough B.C.

Red Minjo
Oct 20, 2010

Out of the houses, which is the most blue?

The answer might not be be obvious at first.

Gravy Boat 2k
More like worstiality

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Red Minjo posted:

More like worstiality

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

This always happens to me, when ever I bring out my own mug of dog jizz.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Haha "I hate puppies" thats so garfield

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

How did the title of my autobiography get on here......????

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
I cna't believe John Arbuckle drank, and swallowed, a full cup of dog seamen to impress a lady.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
I am going to huyrl.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Minimalist Program posted:

I cna't believe John Arbuckle drank, and swallowed, a full cup of dog seamen to impress a lady.

did this at the club last night, totally got laid :grin:

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

MiracleWhale posted:

did this at the club last night, totally got laid :grin:

I am going to fraeking hurl, dude.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Minimalist Program posted:

I am going to fraeking hurl, dude.

did this at the club last night, totally got laid :grin:

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

MiracleWhale posted:

did this at the club last night, totally got laid :grin:

LAst time I was in a club some dude wanted to fight me until I told him that I had that disease where your bones are like glass, and then he started hugging me instead and I had to go "hrugh, dude, glass bones, remember?" and he was like "wah dude, I'm sorry here have a drink." and gave me his drink, which he had been drinking from and I didn't want to drink from it because yuck.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Minimalist Program posted:

LAst time I was in a club some dude wanted to fight me until I told him that I had that disease where your bones are like glass, and then he started hugging me instead and I had to go "hrugh, dude, glass bones, remember?" and he was like "wah dude, I'm sorry here have a drink." and gave me his drink, which he had been drinking from and I didn't want to drink from it because yuck.

classic pua tactics bro this guy started with the neg and got his touch on, then moved to the intimate act of sharing a beverage. almost got ya but he forgot the fedora with the feather in it

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Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

MiracleWhale posted:

classic pua tactics bro this guy started with the neg and got his touch on, then moved to the intimate act of sharing a beverage. almost got ya but he forgot the fedora with the feather in it

I am peacocking RN, IRL

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