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wow same. <shakes head> same.
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i really love that i can make a reference to a 20+ year old newspaper comic strip where a man imbibes dog semen and instantly goons have my back
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Minimalist Program posted:LAst time I was in a club some dude wanted to fight me until I told him that I had that disease where your bones are like glass, and then he started hugging me instead and I had to go "hrugh, dude, glass bones, remember?" and he was like "wah dude, I'm sorry here have a drink." and gave me his drink, which he had been drinking from and I didn't want to drink from it because yuck. you should have, it was dog semen
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PRICKLY CITY? MORE LIKE PRICK lovely W-T-F!
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It's splut day
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jesus gently caress this makes me wanna blow my brains out how insipid
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The last guy who tried to gently caress Mary died a horrible death.
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Whoa, talk about butterfingers! Look how he's holding that bread. Getting them digits all slippery. Man, imagine if he tried to drink from that dog cum mug after this meal? He'd have egg all over his face! And that vet and probably Garfield would have canine ejaculate all over theirs. Ya done it again, Arbuckle!
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Apr 13, 2016 08:35
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Phobic Nest posted:Similar fates for Hagar the Horrible, Wizard of Id and tragically enough B.C. B.C. is actually set in a post-apocalyptic future. No, I swear I am not making that up.
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Groke posted:B.C. is actually set in a post-apocalyptic future. No, I swear I am not making that up. From the scene of the crime  
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John Denver Hoxha posted:reminds me of a joke, maybe Norm?... so this guy from the city moves out to this new town way out in the country. as he's getting his stuff moved in a neighbor comes by and says 'hey, i wanted to welcome you to the community. We're pretty tight knit around here. I was actually about to be having a party, you're more than welcome to come. It will be a great and rowdy time, there's gonna be drinking, and fighting, and loving" the guy's like whoa, cool, what time should I come down, and the neighbor replies "Ehh, whenever you wanna, it's just gonna be you and me" Otis Lee Crenshaw (Rich Hall) told the joke in one of his routines, I think.
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Drad_Bert posted:From the scene of the crime
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