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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:we are all children of someone, imagine... they had no baby? I'd be glad of it
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Apr 10, 2016 20:50
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I am hoping to get through life without touching a diaper, thanks.
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Apr 10, 2016 20:55
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Maoist Pussy posted:I am hoping to get through life without touching a diaper, thanks. 
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Apr 10, 2016 20:56
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i sprang fully formed and armored from a crack in my father's skull
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Maoist Pussy posted:I am hoping to get through life without touching a diaper, thanks. i only want to touch diapers on people between the age of 18 and 40 (the "adult baby bone zone")
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Apr 10, 2016 21:02
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i put diapers on my doggie, hence i am gay and white
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Apr 10, 2016 21:08
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:the childhaving impulse is basically how we know climate change isn't real thank you keeping autism wired
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Apr 10, 2016 21:14
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:Sometime in the next half millennia we're gonna either have to stop making babies, get off this rock, or kill a shitload of people because the math is just unsustainable. maybe all of these
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Apr 10, 2016 21:18
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I'm bothered less by the context of the OP, and more by the fact that you can't just do something or make a life choice today without it warranting some self-appropriated, bullshit identity like "Childless Soul".
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Apr 10, 2016 21:37
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Captain Video posted:I'm bothered less by the context of the OP, and more by the fact that you can't just do something or make a life choice today without it warranting some self-appropriated, bullshit identity like "Childless Soul".
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Apr 10, 2016 21:54
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You actually can because all of that retarded poo poo only exists on the internet and normal cool people have no loving idea what any of that means and will never discuss it.
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Apr 10, 2016 21:57
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i loving love labels
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Apr 10, 2016 22:38
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If you are white and don't have at least 5 beautiful white children you should be ashamed of yourself. #whitegenocide #dailystormer
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Apr 10, 2016 23:01
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:If you are white and don't have at least 5 beautiful white children you should be ashamed of yourself. #whitegenocide #dailystormer I have 5 white children bound and gagged in my basement, I'm doing my part
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Apr 10, 2016 23:10
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Crotch droppings Crotch fruit Sprogs Moos Duhs
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Apr 10, 2016 23:18
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RANT TIME Harry Potter book release: don't worry, no spoilers. Showed up at seven, in full costume for a nine am release. Devoted no? I was one of the few to dress up, and I was the best-dressed. I'm not being vain, I honestly had the most detailed and accurate costume there. We were told in line, that the best-dressed person in line gets to open the box and have the first Half-Blood Prince book. So, I'm a shoo-in, aren't I? WRONG. loving moo brings her bratty sprog in at 8:59am dressed in a generic Kmart cape with stars and glitter and loving gaudy BLAH. Twig for a wand. OMG WITTLE PWESHUS SO CUTE OMG YOU CAN OPEN THE BOX AND HAVE THIS BOOK YOU CAN'T READ AND *fawning fawning, blatant breederism etc* THE loving KID WON'T EVEN REMEMBER THIS. THE BOX OPENING WAS MINE. MIIIIINE. I wouldn't have minded if someone had said "Oh look Sass, you are best-dressed but would you mind if this land-mine amputee opened the box instead?" I would have said "Absolutely no problem. Go for it." But no. loving CROTCHDROPPING GETS THE HONOUR. I'm furious. On principle of course, not out of any sense of entitlement. Well yes, entitlement also. But I WORKED FOR IT, I DESERVED IT. I made an effort. I spent money making an effort. I showed up early. I will remember and treasure this event for ever and eternity. And I'm passed over for an ugly little brat with a sparkly tie. Woo loving woo. I didn't stab her in the eye with my wand. I WANTED to. I talked about doing so VERY loving LOUDLY. I was going to eviscerate her mother with the cover of my brand-new copy. I loving hate breeders and child-lovers. loving GO TO HELL. I'm so pissed about this, sorry. It's just that in ten years time, this kid won't remember what she was doing on July 16th 2005. In ten years time, I will be remembering how I was deprived of this nerdly honor by an opportunistic twat breeder and her shitling. I'm hurt. All my life, nothing has gotten to me more than being deliberately ignored, or passed over. Honestly; that's the sort of thing that can make me cry in public. Or key your car. Or viciously murder you and your family in the heat of frustration and never-ending denial Congratulations breeders, you win. Edited to add: To all of you who are calling me immature etc, I'd like to add that you make a very good point, but have you considered GO gently caress YOURSELF? If you're so anal-retentive, go back to the other community and go on with your breeder-humping. Also, to the person who submitted this to fandom_wank, I seriously (no sarcasm) thank you. I've always wanted to be there!
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Maldoror posted:RANT TIME
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Apr 11, 2016 00:23
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they let a CHILD open the box and get MY rightful first copy of this children's book ugh loving breeders kill yourselves
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Apr 11, 2016 00:28
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I'm not being vain, I honestly had the most detailed and accurate costume there.
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loving TWIG FOR A WAND PEOPLE
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Apr 11, 2016 00:32
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Maldoror posted:I'm so pissed about this, sorry. It's just that in ten years time, this kid won't remember what she was doing on July 16th 2005. In ten years time, I will be remembering how I was deprived of this nerdly honor by an opportunistic twat breeder and her shitling. I'm hurt. It's been over 10 years, can we get an update?
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Apr 11, 2016 00:36
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Lol. Yeah have fun with poop diapers and getting vomited on. I'll be at the movies and then sleeping through the night.
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Apr 11, 2016 01:11
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it took like a decade to convince the state to let me have unsupervised access to animals; i dont think they'll ever sign off on children 
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Apr 11, 2016 01:15
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Having a kid would cut into my drinking and smoking too much. gently caress that sound.
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Apr 11, 2016 01:17
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A ILL BREAKFAST posted:i own a few acres out in kentucky so when the time comes to have kids were just gonna move up there and force the kids to work the land. cant wait. get some cows, pigs, chickens, maybe a mule or two. its gonna own those are all really bad and inefficent for space so you will be one of the first to go when the revolution comes.
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Apr 11, 2016 01:24
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"having children in this day and age is a selfish thing to do" *doesnt have children for purely selfish reasons*
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Now that I'm well in to my 30's I've come to realize that everyone I know my age who has kids now has incredibly difficult lives devoid of anything a childless person would consider an interesting experience. And all the childless people I know are doing cool things and have tons of free time and disposable income. The day my wife said that she was pretty sure she didn't want kids was the best day of my life and I hope it stays that way. Enjoy your kids lovely school Christmas plays. I'll be over here playing adult house league sports putting a hot tub in my patio and probably getting my pilots license.
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Apr 11, 2016 01:25
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Anatharon posted:those are all really bad and inefficent for space so you will be one of the first to go when the revolution comes. what animals do you suggest? i grew up on a farm with nothing but corn, wheat, and the aforementioned animals and despite being poor as poo poo we never went hungry
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Apr 11, 2016 01:31
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I've always been certain that I don't want kids but I am horrified by the "child free" rhetoric. Like chill out.
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Apr 11, 2016 01:33
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I'm torn, because I agree with the OP, but I still don't want goons to reproduce.
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Apr 11, 2016 01:35
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Uncle Salty posted:I've always been certain that I don't want kids but I am horrified by the "child free" rhetoric. Like chill out. Self righteousness ruins everything. make whatever life choice you want and shut the gently caress up
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Apr 11, 2016 01:37
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Better than soulless children I reckon.
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Apr 11, 2016 01:38
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Real talk I work at a meat grinder of a company and all of the upper management are childless boomers and they are the most insufferable people I've ever met. They basically worship their dogs like gods and call them their fuzzy children. One of them got divorced and spent a stupid dollar amount on lawyers to get shared custody of a 10 year old dog. They are all brokebrained weirdos who will die alone. My favorite is my direct boss who about twice a month has a full on panic attack when he realizes nobody will take care of him when he gets Alzheimer's because he has no family left.
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Apr 11, 2016 01:45
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I'd have kids if I could afford one of those singing women like in the sound of music to raise them. to see me they'll have to make an appointment with my executive assistant
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Apr 11, 2016 01:48
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Being childless rules. I have so much time for minecraft and other cool things like legos. Also I can plan my own suicide and no one will care or find me for weeks after I do it. My cats will be ok feasting on my remains
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Apr 11, 2016 01:49
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:Real talk I work at a meat grinder of a company and all of the upper management are childless boomers and they are the most insufferable people I've ever met. They basically worship their dogs like gods and call them their fuzzy children. One of them got divorced and spent a stupid dollar amount on lawyers to get shared custody of a 10 year old dog. Every time I go to the vet and they start talking to the cat and calling me his daddy I want to slap someone.
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Apr 11, 2016 02:37
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notZaar posted:Every time I go to the vet and they start talking to the cat and calling me his daddy I want to slap someone. You're a dude with a cat; you deserve to have people think you're weird because you are.
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Apr 11, 2016 02:38
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Counterpoint: if you're not retarded you can raise your kid to be someone who is in charge of Billy Ray Pigshit's and Betty Jo Jude's nonstop supply of subhuman wage slaves. You're not contributing to over-population if your kid is taking republican voting dipshits' healthcare and benefits away and driving them into an early grave with longer work hours, lower pay, and piss poor work conditions. In other words, as a liberal who is concerned about the world, the smartest thing you can do is raise an aggressively competitive republican.
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hmm yes it is an abnormal opinion to think that children are dumb, disgusting and cost a lot of money and not wanting to deal with that means you are creepy
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