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Falun Bong Refugee posted:You're a dude with a cat; you deserve to have people think you're weird because you are. I don't care about that, I care about people calling me a cat dad. I'm a cat owner.
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notZaar posted:I don't care about that, I care about people calling me a cat dad. I'm a cat owner. My animal is like my child! *dog dies, goes out and buys a new one a week later*
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Apr 11, 2016 05:35
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the best argument against having children is small children cos gently caress dealing with that i'd rather die old and lonely than caring for a making GBS threads, squealing brat for god knows how long
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Apr 11, 2016 06:24
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H.H posted:the best argument against having children is small children Just ask your mom how long she thinks it will be before you move out of her basement and then you'll have a rough estimate of the time frame.
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Apr 11, 2016 06:33
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i think it is okay to have kids, or, to not have kids, as one wishes i mean someone has to, if we're going to keep this dumb species going. but not everyone should be made to if they don't want to. and that's okay namaste
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Apr 11, 2016 06:37
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the japanese will push current trends and create child cafes, where you can enjoy pricy drinks while interacting with small children. this will curb a lot of peoples desire to have their own kids.
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Apr 11, 2016 06:39
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SurfaceDetail posted:People who don't want kids are weirdos and sexual deviants. It's true I am a grown adult that doesn't want kids and am also weird and my sex is weird.
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Apr 11, 2016 06:40
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just warch, you kNock a girl up and she starts nagging you to turn the lactation dungeon into a ""nursery""
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Apr 11, 2016 06:48
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kids are alright and do cute things and make you laugh but also I really like sleep so when I want to look at a cute thing and laugh i'll just borrow one of the many kids my friends are having for a few hours
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Apr 11, 2016 07:53
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:Just ask your mom how long she thinks it will be before you move out of her basement and then you'll have a rough estimate of the time frame. lol if you don't think she got fed up with my poo poo and kicked me out years ago
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Apr 11, 2016 08:30
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humanity will never reach 9 billion unless maybe we start building arcologies
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Apr 11, 2016 08:48
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I like having money and doing whatever I want infinitely more than even thinking about having a kid
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Apr 11, 2016 09:44
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Shithouse Dave posted:kids are alright and do cute things and make you laugh but also I really like sleep so when I want to look at a cute thing and laugh i'll just borrow one of the many kids my friends are having for a few hours a cogent analysis
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Apr 11, 2016 09:57
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Otisburg posted:i mean someone has to, if we're going to keep this dumb species going. Which is the whole point of not bothering.
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Apr 11, 2016 10:15
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0dB posted:Which is the whole point of not bothering. a fair response in the face of the existentially absurd, and one i won't try to talk you out of
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Apr 11, 2016 10:29
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having kids is ok if you want to and don't have a shitload not having kids is ok if you don't want to
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Apr 11, 2016 11:38
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Not having kids is great. Sexual deviancy is also great.
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Prettz posted:humanity will never reach 9 billion unless maybe we start building arcologies good news: trump will make arcologies great again bad news: they will all be plymouth arcologies for the poor, and darcos for the rest
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Apr 11, 2016 11:54
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a bigger issue with the people that make "childfree" a part of their identity is who would even want to go genetic halfsies with you anyway? there's clearly some element of The Fox and the Grapes involved
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FFT posted:a bigger issue with the people that make "childfree" a part of their identity is Psh another mark on my BREEDER BINGO card
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Apr 11, 2016 12:07
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yeah having no offspring rules I can post on this forum without anyone but myself feeling ashamed about it
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Apr 11, 2016 12:11
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well i really want like a chimp or other cool monkey for a pet... but they are hard to get, expensive, maybe illegal? a kid is just like a smarter, less dangerous chimp that can learn language and is easy to obtain... not seeing the problem
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proctorbot posted:well i really want like a chimp or other cool monkey for a pet... but they are hard to get, expensive, maybe illegal? a kid is just like a smarter, less dangerous chimp that can learn language and is easy to obtain... not seeing the problem you would be a terrible parent
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Apr 11, 2016 12:25
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not having children is one of the best ways to reduce your personal contribution to co2 emissions. what have you done for the environment, gently caress boy?
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Apr 11, 2016 12:27
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I am kind of a useless poo poo person and I knew my kids would have turned out like me (more or less) so I did them a favor and didn't inflict it upon them. Yay me! I get to die alone and take my worthless genes with me.
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Apr 11, 2016 12:58
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Lol if you don't have a spawn to teach your wicked awesome tricks to. Lol if you have spawn because bitch you're gonna be broke and unable to do poo poo whenever you drat well please for a long time.
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Apr 11, 2016 12:59
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FFT posted:chimpanzees aren't monkeys monkey in the colloquial sense you dick
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Robo Reagan posted:not having children is one of the best ways to reduce your personal contribution to co2 emissions. what have you done for the environment, gently caress boy? suicide is about equally good really kids, no kids, this whole shebang is just a blip on the way to entropy's final victory over all matter, so you do you
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Apr 11, 2016 13:04
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No. 6 posted:Not having kids is great. Sexual deviancy is also great.  
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Apr 11, 2016 13:08
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I would gladly have kids because that's like some very easy recruits for your hard right wing militia. See you in 25 years when my kids execute you for being fucko socialists, losers!
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Apr 11, 2016 13:09
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I'm never having kids because there's a 108% chance that any offspring I'd father would grow up to be a massive sperglord with 'phrenia due to my lovely genes. Besides, I already swore to a life of wizardry and I've been doing very well so far! 
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A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:I'm never having kids because there's a 108% chance that any offspring I'd father would grow up to be a massive sperglord with 'phrenia due to my lovely genes. Besides, I already swore to a life of wizardry and I've been doing very well so far! according to my dnd monster manual if you level up enough you could make a simulcra
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The most vocal "child free" people probably aren't going to be presented with too many opportunities to make any of their own anyway. Most stories you see are manchildren seething in rage because some mombie's crotchspawn is blocking their way from getting the newest MLP toy at target.
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Apr 11, 2016 13:12
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also Dad I'm 8 years old can I play xanny pacman with you?
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Murphy Brownback posted:The most vocal "child free" people probably aren't going to be presented with too many opportunities to make any of their own anyway. Most stories you see are manchildren seething in rage because some mombie's crotchspawn is blocking their way from getting the newest MLP toy at target. RANT TIME Harry Potter book release: don't worry, no spoilers. Showed up at seven, in full costume for a nine am release. Devoted no? I was one of the few to dress up, and I was the best-dressed. I'm not being vain, I honestly had the most detailed and accurate costume there. We were told in line, that the best-dressed person in line gets to open the box and have the first Half-Blood Prince book. So, I'm a shoo-in, aren't I? WRONG. loving moo brings her bratty sprog in at 8:59am dressed in a generic Kmart cape with stars and glitter and loving gaudy BLAH. Twig for a wand. OMG WITTLE PWESHUS SO CUTE OMG YOU CAN OPEN THE BOX AND HAVE THIS BOOK YOU CAN'T READ AND *fawning fawning, blatant breederism etc* THE loving KID WON'T EVEN REMEMBER THIS. THE BOX OPENING WAS MINE. MIIIIINE. I wouldn't have minded if someone had said "Oh look Sass, you are best-dressed but would you mind if this land-mine amputee opened the box instead?" I would have said "Absolutely no problem. Go for it." But no. loving CROTCHDROPPING GETS THE HONOUR. I'm furious. On principle of course, not out of any sense of entitlement. Well yes, entitlement also. But I WORKED FOR IT, I DESERVED IT. I made an effort. I spent money making an effort. I showed up early. I will remember and treasure this event for ever and eternity. And I'm passed over for an ugly little brat with a sparkly tie. Woo loving woo. I didn't stab her in the eye with my wand. I WANTED to. I talked about doing so VERY loving LOUDLY. I was going to eviscerate her mother with the cover of my brand-new copy. I loving hate breeders and child-lovers. loving GO TO HELL. I'm so pissed about this, sorry. It's just that in ten years time, this kid won't remember what she was doing on July 16th 2005. In ten years time, I will be remembering how I was deprived of this nerdly honor by an opportunistic twat breeder and her shitling. I'm hurt. All my life, nothing has gotten to me more than being deliberately ignored, or passed over. Honestly; that's the sort of thing that can make me cry in public. Or key your car. Or viciously murder you and your family in the heat of frustration and never-ending denial Congratulations breeders, you win. Edited to add: To all of you who are calling me immature etc, I'd like to add that you make a very good point, but have you considered GO gently caress YOURSELF? If you're so anal-retentive, go back to the other community and go on with your breeder-humping. Also, to the person who submitted this to fandom_wank, I seriously (no sarcasm) thank you. I've always wanted to be there!
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Many of the childfree people I've talked to online said they prefer animals to children and talk about how dedicated they are to their pets then it turns out they're terrible pet owners too and the main reason they're into animals is because a pet dog isn't gonna rat then out to CPS.
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Apr 11, 2016 13:29
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My sister is probably going to get a divorce within the next couple of years. drat near all the tension in their marriage stems from having kids. It really makes me sad. 
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Lt. Chips posted:My sister is probably going to get a divorce within the next couple of years. drat near all the tension in their marriage stems from having kids. It really makes me sad. They're probably poo poo parents that have no idea what they are doing and are afraid to go to counseling because they're idiots. It's definitely not the kids fault, that's for sure.
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Apr 11, 2016 17:58
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a happy snowman posted:I am kind of a useless poo poo person and I knew my kids would have turned out like me (more or less) so I did them a favor and didn't inflict it upon them. thats the spirit my dude 
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