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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


What if Mickey Mouse was actually a white mouse wearing black mouse face? loving hell!

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Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

zimboe posted:

If Pluto is a dog, what the hell is Goofy?

There was much debate on this question among us eight - year-olds.
Our concensus theory was that Minnie had certain...enthusiasms... for the animal kingdom. Pluto- to be exact.
Rule 34 sez there's porn of the very act somewhere.

goofy is just a more evolved species of dog much like how we're a more evolved species of monkey

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

it means yer gonna die

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
An Irish mouse. I tell ya of all the things, just lol.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

:niggly:

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

What if Mickey Mouse was actually a white mouse wearing black mouse face? loving hell!

that's f'd up yo

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

A while back in a sub joint I saw a bumper sticker on the wall that said "HEY BIN LADEN" and had a picture of Mickey Mouse flipping the bird and waving an American flag

he may be a nice friendly mouse but he simply has no truck with terrorism, sirs :colbert:

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded

rock rock posted:

Mickey mouse is a bog dwelling irish

Oh, I get it- he's a Mick!
And a bog-trotter, a harp, a leprechaun molester, and a perpetually drunk peat-cutter.

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

how come theres no more mickey mouse stuff in america, runaway brain was extremely my poo poo

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2fsybp

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009


JiveHonky posted:

it means yer gonna die

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded

Ahundredbux posted:

goofy is just a more evolved species of dog much like how we're a more evolved species of monkey

We were little kids. We didn't know from evolution.

His full name is George Geef, so that's in line with your theory.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Happy Bear Suit posted:

how come theres no more mickey mouse stuff in america, runaway brain was extremely my poo poo

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2fsybp

lol micky mouse ignoring his gf to play video games, good

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

zimboe posted:

M-O-T, H-E-R, F-U-C-K-R!

When I was a kid, me and my sick corrupt little friends would shout this.
One day my dad overheard us, and didn't chew us out for swearing 'cuz he was laughing too hard.
And we all had crushes on Annette. Except Danny, who was hot for Cubby, but he was always a little wierd. I hear he writes for Cracked now.

Word.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Hey I gotta joke for you all, it's more of an evolution of a joke.

Why did Minnie Mouse go to Pluto?

Because Mickey Mouse was loving Goofy.

LOL

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

im the new orleans magnet on the lower left

who made that magnet? the new orleans board of tourism during the nadir of American race relations?

i mean god drat

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


That Robot posted:

im the new orleans magnet on the lower right

who made that magnet? the new orleans board of tourism during the nadir of American race relations?

i mean god drat

I'm the goon that doesn't know my left from my right.

haha, beat your ninja edit

gently caress, now you got my ninja edit

we are both stupid.

SLICK GOKU BABY fucked around with this message at 22:04 on Apr 11, 2016

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I'm the goon that doesn't no my left from my right.

haha, beat your ninja edit

:rolleyes:

thanks

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Hey I gotta joke for you all, it's more of an evolution of a joke.

Why did Minnie Mouse go to Pluto?

Because Mickey Mouse was loving Goofy.

LOL

Well, there's my explanationAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHHAHAHA*snurrrk*AHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHKLUNK poo poo, my rear end just fell off.

zimboe fucked around with this message at 22:44 on Apr 11, 2016

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
well gorsh

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

zimboe posted:

M-O-T, H-E-R, F-U-C-K-R!

When I was a kid, me and my sick corrupt little friends would shout this.
One day my dad overheard us, and didn't chew us out for swearing 'cuz he was laughing too hard.
And we all had crushes on Annette. Except Danny, who was hot for Cubby, but he was always a little wierd. I hear he writes for Cracked now.

Word.

Yeah ok jared leto

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded

Mange Mite posted:

Yeah ok jared leto

I don't understand the reference.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Hot dog hot dog hot diggity dog

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


what race does Marvin the Martian identify as

Lugnut Seatcushion
May 4, 2013
Lipstick Apathy

MiracleWhale posted:

what race does Marvin the Martian identify as

pls dont try and put him in a box like that thanks and god bless

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

MiracleWhale posted:

what race does Marvin the Martian identify as

martian-american, but he is an illegal alien :smug:

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


That Robot posted:

martian-american, but he is an illegal alien :smug:

this would never happen in trump's America

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
drat right he is

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

MiracleWhale posted:

what race does Marvin the Martian identify as

this thread is about gisnep characters, kindly gently caress off with your wb also-rans

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Mickey mania for the genesis was an awesome game

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Smash it Smash hit posted:

uh, i say that all the time?

ya thats like the only thing i ever say

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
donald duck could own mickey mouse in a 1v1

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe

I like the jazzman, where can I get that magnet?

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Cantaloupe posted:

I like the jazzman, where can I get that magnet?

Salt Lake City Utah im pretty sure

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Ryoshi posted:

this thread is about gisnep characters, kindly gently caress off with your wb also-rans

Fun fact: the famous Disney signature did not belong to Disney, but was created for Disney Co. by famous comics artist Will Eisner:

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Here is an official wd joke that a hotshot animator literally got fired for making up.

You know goof troop right? Single dad goofy and his gay son max? Who do you think max's mother is?

Just some bitch. :haw:

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
did walt disney love the jews or did he hate them I can never remember

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Nathilus posted:

Here is an official wd joke that a hotshot animator literally got fired for making up.

You know goof troop right? Single dad goofy and his gay son max? Who do you think max's mother is?

Just some bitch. :haw:

pluto is not just "some bitch"

:colbert:

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
pluto is male so no

greg sexyvibes
May 7, 2007
IF I EVER FIRST POST AGAIN SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO ME

Ahundredbux posted:

goofy is just a more evolved species of dog much like how we're a more evolved species of monkey

Humans aren't a more evolved species of monkeys you fool. We both evolved down different paths. They are just as evolved from our shared ancestors as we are.

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Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Edit: What the gently caress. I was posting in another thread now. Not here. loving back off.

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