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Should Triscuits be honorary chips?
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Yes 10 37.04%
No 17 62.96%
Total: 26 votes
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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012



Better than most kinds of chips

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Malek
Jun 22, 2003

Shut up Girl!
And as always: Kill Hitler.

Professor Shark posted:

Better than most kinds of chips

Then why call them chips? They're clearly superior.

That and you can't really put solid cheese on chips.

Crackers. So no. Not chips.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Triscut is a cracker, dawg.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
They're a cracker you loving retard.

Bold Robot
Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.



Prefer Wheat Thins tbh

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
No because being a chip is not an honor.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Nigmaetcetera posted:

No because being a chip is not an honor.

Have you ever met a cracker you've liked?

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
no. consider for a moment how bad they are

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



wow cool what a refined taste speaking to me this is lifestyle brand *eats two boxes of honey garden sweet baby olive ranch dried tomato triscuits while playing some c.o.d. on my couch with my dick hanging out giving it an odd slap or two when my killdeathratio ups to near zero

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Professor Shark posted:

Have you ever met a cracker you've liked?

Yeah they're called triscuits.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Professor Shark posted:

Have you ever met a cracker you've liked?

graham crackers are great you inbred mut.

Other Barry
Jun 5, 2012


Dinosaur Gum
i also like the vegetable ritz

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



yes good eye, nestled between my bluray of the legend of bagger vance and my season 4 simpsons boxset (the only must have if u ask me u didn't but now u won't have to it's important u know) you'll notice my bound dissertation titled, "Crackers through the eyes of a cracker: just what the holy heck is a triscuit?"

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

GBS has a loving brain disease where you guys want to call tacos sandwiches and crackers chips cut it the gently caress out

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
i dont even know anymore

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

numberoneposter posted:

GBS has a loving brain disease where you guys want to call tacos sandwiches and crackers chips cut it the gently caress out

Brb grabbing a hot dog, which is a sandwich

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

hey just gonna eat some chips and dip it in salsa

and by that i mean campbells tomato soup and triscuits on the side

EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.
I had to buy graham crackers on Saturday. They were in the mother loving cookie aisle and not the cracker aisle. Discuss?

Malek
Jun 22, 2003

Shut up Girl!
And as always: Kill Hitler.

Snorkzilla posted:

I had to buy graham crackers on Saturday. They were in the mother loving cookie aisle and not the cracker aisle. Discuss?

I'm actually wanting to know if there are other brands of Graham Crackers that are superior.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

numberoneposter posted:

GBS has a loving brain disease where you guys want to call tacos sandwiches and crackers chips cut it the gently caress out

Where's that beer I wanted from when you went to the store??

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
that olive oil decanter is alluringly s3xay

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

One time I thought I got wheat thins but I accidentally got triscuits and I was so loving mad.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

i'll spend a good 3-4 hours at a grocery store licking the salt off of all the triscuits and carefully resealing the boxes

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Professor Shark posted:

Where's that beer I wanted from when you went to the store??
i drank it and then passed out

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011
everything except bugles and tiny pretzels can suckle my cack

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Gobblecoque posted:

everything except bugles and tiny pretzels can suckle my cack

Bugles? What year do you think this is?

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

OctoberBlues posted:

Bugles? What year do you think this is?

2016

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

a good trick is to microwave a big steaming hot bowl of queso, bite the end off a bugle and use it like a straw to suck up the queso. making GBS threads your pants optional but recommended.

Bimmi
Nov 8, 2009


someday
but not today
I wanna go to bat for Triscuits but they've gone to all these weird pseudo-artisanal flavors and if you eat any one of them too often they just become overpowering and awful.

Goldfish are my poo poo now. You can't put cheese on them but fortunately they have got it built-in.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Enfield posted:

that olive oil decanter is alluringly s3xay

perfect complement 2 wash it down imo

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009


In all seriousness I know they still make them but I don't think I've seen a commercial in like 15 years. They used to have all kinds of dumb commercials, I wonder if they just gave up on advertising them.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
well I'm not dumb but i can't come to grips
why that triscuit walked like a cracker but talked like a bag of chips

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i still cant find the blairs hot chips any more and its pissing me off :mad:

Mr. Unlucky
Nov 1, 2006

by R. Guyovich
theyre pretty good

i dont think thyere a cracker or a chip theyre some new thing some unholy hybrid of the two

i call it... a crip. or a chacker. either ones fine ill let the people decide.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
triscuits are better than chips, jeez OP. i'm not about to put some $20 cheese on a dorito

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

OctoberBlues posted:

In all seriousness I know they still make them but I don't think I've seen a commercial in like 15 years. They used to have all kinds of dumb commercials, I wonder if they just gave up on advertising them.

I haven't seen a bugle ad in a long time either but fuckit they're still a badass snack

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
its a shredded cracker w/ olive oil

chips are either from potatoes, or potato imposters

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


A hot dog is just a turnt sandwich.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

CANNIBAL GIRLS posted:

Triscut is a cracker, dawg.


Microwaves Mom posted:

They're a cracker you loving retard.


Mr. Unlucky posted:

theyre pretty good

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Shaquin
May 12, 2007
hahaha the triscuit

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