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Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

Luigi Thirty posted:

Stanton just hit a homer Stanton rules

Was it a beautiful arcing moonshot that brought a tear to your eye? I'm just Gamedaying it here like a plebe.

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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Hey Soler, why are you throwing that ball to third?

TipsyMc
Sep 5, 2004

I visited BYOB and all I got was this lousy avatar

TMMadman posted:

Hey Soler, why are you throwing that ball to third?

He was awful yesterday, guess we will have to get used to it.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

TMMadman posted:

Hey Soler, why are you throwing that ball to third?

This is like his third game in left field ever. And apparently he forgot everything he learned from playing right field.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


$155 MILLION AND DA GUY CAN'T TROW DA FUCKIN' STRIKE

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

R.D. Mangles posted:

$155 MILLION AND DA GUY CAN'T TROW DA FUCKIN' STRIKE

He sure showed you on that pitch!

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Lester good.

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx
Who is this Mesaraco gently caress, and why does he look like Kane from WWE. I want to punch him in the face.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
That was a nice catch by Duvall.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


:stare:

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx
Cubs aren't swinging for the fences or anything. Can't wait to watch this poo poo show.

WienerDog
Apr 8, 2007
Resident Rocking Dachshund

TMMadman posted:

That was a nice catch by Duvall.

Wowza. Indeed.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Cubs baseball: Lester throws ~30 pitches in the first. Reds pitcher throws 4.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


lester is such a garbage fielder

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


TMMadman posted:

Cubs baseball: Lester throws ~30 pitches in the first. Reds pitcher throws 4.

july dingers

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe
Young is not on his game tonight.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

R.D. Mangles posted:

lester is such a garbage fielder

I can't believe he almost one hopped a underhand throw to first.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Home opener at Wrigley and I haven't even peed in a cup yet

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Anthony Rizzo is the goddamn best.

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


DeepDickPizza posted:

Anthony Rizzo is the goddamn best.

He is my very favorite Cub on a team full of great choices.

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


reds defense on all cylinders tonight

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."

Waffles Inc. posted:

seriously what is going on with my mets

think our mets may have been overrated. It's a still a long season, though

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Popete posted:

Home opener at Wrigley and I haven't even peed in a cup yet

Do you like to bring the trough experience to your home life?

Wouldn't it just be easier to pee in the sink?

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Armitage posted:

think our mets may have been overrated. It's a still a long season, though

Also, Daniel Murphy is apparently still raking, but for the Natinals now?

Cless Alvein
May 25, 2007
Bloopity Bloo

TMMadman posted:

Do you like to bring the trough experience to your home life?

Wouldn't it just be easier to pee in the sink?

You act like he doesn't do that every night.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


lol if you go to wrigley and aren't wearing an adult diaper, just marinating in your own piss pounding $9 brews while some 40-year-old investment banker turns his hat backwards

Mike N Eich
Jan 27, 2007

This might just be the year
Anthony Rizzo took Starlin Castro's walk up music (which became something of a tradition with the audience at Wrigley) and that was very sweet and touching

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."

DeepDickPizza posted:

Also, Daniel Murphy is apparently still raking, but for the Natinals now?

It won't last, though the Nationals are good enough to get through eventual Murphy slumps and miscues in the field.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


how do you give up a home run to billy hamilton in this physical universe

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Haha, Lester gives up a dinger to Billy Hamilton.

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
Markakis has had a good first week.

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx
I've always hated Lester, then he pitched good in game 2 this year so I was like hey hey maybe this is the year. Don't give me run support bullshit Lester sucks a bag of dicks.

Mike N Eich
Jan 27, 2007

This might just be the year
This is an extremely annoying game already and its only the 3rd inning

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
For real, though, how did that Hamilton dinger actually happen? I know it just made it in the basket but poo poo.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
- Lester/Ross battery
- 2 runs down

Yeah that might hold up

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

TMMadman posted:

Haha, Lester gives up a dinger to Billy Hamilton.

It was only to avoid having to watch him steal all the bases. Better to pull the Band Aid off quickly.

Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005

Armitage posted:

think our mets may have been overrated. It's a still a long season, though

i figured we were severely overrated but not this badly

this is "fighting the phillies for 4th while Miami and the Nats play real baseball" level poo poo

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


it's warning track night

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx
Holy loving poo poo Cubs take a loving pitch jesus.

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Posting from section 121

If we lose, it's my fault. I went to like 15 games last year and the Cubs lost every single one Lester started. And they didn't lose any of the other ones I attended (until the NLCS).

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