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I'm a longtime user of Goldfish. They used to be expensive when they first hit the markets but now they are rarely more than 2 bucks a bag. For years I was a vanilla boring regular Goldfisher. I'd occasionally throw in the pizza kind or pretzel kind for variety. Rarely used more than one bag a day. But now I've discovered the Exxtreme Flavor Goldfish varieties. And I'm hooked. Normal goldfish taste bland and I rarely feel the same rush I did when using these wellmade baked crackers. I'm up to 3 Exxtreme Flavor bags a day and I feel like its having an adverse effect on my health. Advice? Feel free to make this a safe space thread for Goldfishing and general safety tips for enjoying this golden snack.
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Apr 11, 2016 19:07
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I'm going to poo poo on your face (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Apr 11, 2016 19:08
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Big fan of goldfish, the parmesan ones are my jam.
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Apr 11, 2016 19:08
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It's a shame it's illegal to use goldfish for bait while bass fishing, bass really love those little rascals.
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Apr 11, 2016 19:08
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Your body is craving roughage and your brain cant compute why the goldfish arent giving your body what it wants. Eat more salad and root vegetables.
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Apr 11, 2016 19:09
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dad gay. so what posted:I'm going to poo poo on your face it is nice you gave a heads up. it looks like you are learning compassion in your twilight years.
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Apr 11, 2016 19:10
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When you guys finish a bag, do you make sure you get all the crumbs and powder? I was taught not to waste food as there are small children in Africa who'd love to try goldfish. But mailing packages is so expensive, especially with my habit.
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Apr 11, 2016 19:10
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ARE GOLDFISH CHIPS OR CRACKERS OR MAYBE EVEN BREADCRUMBS? I DONT KNOW IM A GOON AND loving RETARDED.
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Apr 11, 2016 19:11
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i think OP is lying.
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Apr 11, 2016 19:12
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SurfaceDetail posted:When you guys finish a bag, do you make sure you get all the crumbs and powder? I was taught not to waste food as there are small children in Africa who'd love to try goldfish. But mailing packages is so expensive, especially with my habit. I just save up all the residue until it can fill a bathtub, then I luxuriate in it.
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Apr 11, 2016 19:15
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Crush up a gold fish into a fine powder. Roll up a benjamin and snort that poo poo into your nose.
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Apr 11, 2016 19:16
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numberoneposter posted:ARE GOLDFISH CHIPS OR CRACKERS OR MAYBE EVEN BREADCRUMBS? I DONT KNOW IM A GOON AND loving RETARDED.
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Apr 11, 2016 19:17
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anglers they're all fuckin anglers!!!! YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!
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Apr 11, 2016 19:19
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numberoneposter posted:ARE GOLDFISH CHIPS OR CRACKERS OR MAYBE EVEN BREADCRUMBS? I DONT KNOW IM A GOON AND loving RETARDED. You seem upset. Have a lollipop *hands u a popsicle*
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Apr 11, 2016 19:20
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what are goldfish addicted to,b lowing bubbles?
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Apr 11, 2016 19:27
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nomadologique posted:what are goldfish addicted to,b lowing bubbles? They get baked all the time
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Apr 11, 2016 19:29
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I invested in gold fish for when the market inevitably sinks.
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Apr 11, 2016 19:31
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nomadologique posted:what are goldfish addicted to,b lowing bubbles? As a man named Bubbles I can honestly say they are not addicted to that. no matter how hard I try.
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Apr 11, 2016 19:33
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loving lol at the pussy rear end bitch who eats goldfish instead of these: They are penguins for fucks sake! 
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Apr 11, 2016 19:37
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OctoberBlues posted:loving lol at the pussy rear end bitch who eats goldfish instead of these: the official snack of toilet-shoes homos
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Apr 11, 2016 19:39
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JiveHonky posted:the official snack of toilet-shoes homos You really gonna make me post the picture again?! 
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Apr 11, 2016 19:42
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ack!
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Apr 11, 2016 19:43
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dad gay. so what posted:I'm going to poo poo on your face Not if you eat a lot of goldfish You'll be making GBS threads blood and sawdust
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Apr 11, 2016 20:09
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I, too, know all too well the trials and tribulations of a debilitating goldfish addiction. It started simply enough with the standard cheese. In my youth, I discovered the pizza flavor blasted degeneration of the long time famous snack cracker while idly wandering through a grocery store and have been incapable of quelling my desire for them since. I crave them more than sunlight and the hunger has never been satiated. It's too late for me, get yourself help while you still can.
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Apr 11, 2016 20:16
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Try the exxxxxcxxxxtreme mixes where it's half one flavor and half of another.
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Apr 11, 2016 21:11
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you aint really goldfishin until you're drinkin them out of the cardboard gallon container like cafeteria milk and washing them down with actual milk
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Apr 11, 2016 21:18
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I sure could go for some Pepperidge Farm®'s Goldfish® Flavor Blasted® Xplosive Pizza.
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Apr 11, 2016 21:30
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Flavor blasted goldfish are not my favorite
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Apr 11, 2016 21:33
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i asked if they had pizza flavored goldfish down at the pet store and they acted like they didn't know what I was talking about??? idiots!!!
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Apr 11, 2016 21:37
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Have you guys ever tried smelts? i know a swarthy family that eats them for new years.
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Apr 11, 2016 22:27
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Rationale posted:Have you guys ever tried smelts? i know a swarthy family that eats them for new years.
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Apr 11, 2016 22:28
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have you ever considered why you even liek the fishes? and don't say it's 'cause they're so delicious', we know that. everyone knows that. your mom probably said it was O.K to eat them when you were a child, is that what happened?
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Apr 11, 2016 22:32
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how would you compare and contrast goldfish and cheez-its? would goldfish and swedish fish be a good trail mix?
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Apr 11, 2016 22:33
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Anyone here dare to support the existence of Cheese Nips?
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Apr 11, 2016 22:34
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final2percent posted:you aint really goldfishin until you're drinkin them out of the cardboard gallon container like cafeteria milk I do drink them. Sometimes I dnt even chew. Help...
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Apr 11, 2016 22:34
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Flavor blasted goldfish are good i wonder how they get the flavor to stick to the goldfish while they swim around
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Apr 11, 2016 22:34
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look at you and your Gone Fishin' throw pillow, covered in cheesy fingerprints. you're not even trying to hide it anymore. it's disgusting...
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Apr 11, 2016 22:38
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bo7CkuBcDLI
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Apr 11, 2016 22:45
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I thought that was interesting
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Apr 11, 2016 23:18
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I enjoy a woman with cheese nips
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Apr 11, 2016 23:18
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