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So my company has fresh fruit every monday in an effort to make our employees less of an exotic species of live-action troll dolls and more human. After finishing up my 5th cup of coffee I go into the break room and grab a banana. The banana was green - no yellow to be had. My coworker promptly questions whether or not I was going to eat this green banana, and then questions me a second time when I said yes. He calls me a garbage person for my culinary choices. I eat the entire loving thing in two bites in front of him without breaking eye contact, tell him to gently caress himself, and then exit the break room. So, while I take the rest of the day off as an impromptu suspension for sexual harassment, I posit to you - god's chosen people - do you prefer a nice fresh green banana? Or a greasy yellow banana with liver spots gonna form on it any day so you don't eat it and you rationalize it in your mind saying you'll make banana bread with it but you never do because you're a dangerously lazy piece of poo poo?
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80% yellow 20% green close thread
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Apr 11, 2016 21:36
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80% yellow 20% brown close thread
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Apr 11, 2016 21:37
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100% black
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Apr 11, 2016 21:39
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80% green 20% yellow close thread
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Apr 11, 2016 21:39
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dad gay. so what posted:100% black 
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Apr 11, 2016 21:39
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Bananas change colors? What the gently caress?
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Apr 11, 2016 21:40
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all yellow no green very few number of spots no large brown patches or any bruises Usually I buy a bunch and let them get to this point then i eat a banana and freeze the rest because they taste great frozen its like an nanner icescream pop.
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Apr 11, 2016 21:40
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100% throw banana away, replace with oranges
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Apr 11, 2016 21:41
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dad gay. so what posted:100% black 
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Apr 11, 2016 21:42
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i put de lime in de coconut
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Apr 11, 2016 21:42
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Different uses at different times. Green, good on cereal. Yellow, good eatin', fine in fruit salads. Brown, make some banana loaf I guess.
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Apr 11, 2016 21:42
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i just eat the bananus, it's the best part
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Apr 11, 2016 21:44
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JiveHonky posted:i put de lime in de coconut You're an idea man. You have moxie, spunk, and other slang terms for sperm. Sweet crackers. Its the 1940s. Take this mustache, cigar, get in this office and sodomize a secretary. You're going places kid, a real rocketride to the top.
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Apr 11, 2016 21:44
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if i dont have to use kitchen scissors to get the thing open its goin in the trash
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Apr 11, 2016 21:45
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A ILL BREAKFAST posted:if i dont have to use kitchen scissors to get the thing open its goin in the trash 
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Apr 11, 2016 21:48
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You shouldn't peel bananas all the vitamins are in the skin
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Apr 11, 2016 21:53
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it depends if im eating them or doing something else with them
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Apr 11, 2016 21:55
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bananas are disgusting and they smell bad
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Apr 11, 2016 21:55
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dad gay. so what posted:100% black banana bread > bananas so this is 100% correct
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Apr 11, 2016 21:55
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40% green 60% yellow has a little give but is firm enough to hold up to vigorous thrusting; won't split open or get too mushy
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Apr 11, 2016 21:56
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MiracleWhale posted:i just eat the bananus, it's the best part Call me, big boi (580) 355-7575
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Apr 11, 2016 21:56
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SilkyP posted:You shouldn't peel bananas all the vitamins are in the skin This post is inherently confusing. How are you supposed to use the skin as a cumsock if you don't peel it? 
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Apr 11, 2016 21:57
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:Call me, big boi dialing now, may be hard to hear me with my mouth chock full of bananus
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Apr 11, 2016 21:59
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i like to freeze my nanners if they ripen faster than i can eat them and then i blend them up with cold coffee to pretend im hip and healthy
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Apr 11, 2016 22:23
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Rationale posted:i like to freeze my nanners if they ripen faster than i can eat them and then i blend them up with cold coffee to pretend im hip and healthy I have never thought to freeze nanners. Are they easy to peel frozen? I might have to try this, as I am also hip and cool and drink smoothies
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Apr 11, 2016 22:25
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i don't eat bananas anymore bc while they have the potnetial to be my favo fruit something about their texture makes them downright unapproachable
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Apr 11, 2016 22:42
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why can't I buy banana juice at my local liquor store (where I do all my grocery shopping)
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Apr 11, 2016 22:44
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ChrisHansen posted:I have never thought to freeze nanners. Are they easy to peel frozen? I might have to try this, as I am also hip and cool and drink smoothies no peel before you freeze if you're a thinkahead guy you can freeze some coffee too blend it with yoghurt and spinach breakfast
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Apr 11, 2016 22:45
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MiracleWhale posted:why can't I buy banana juice at my local liquor store (where I do all my grocery shopping)
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Apr 11, 2016 22:46
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ChrisHansen posted:I have never thought to freeze nanners. Are they easy to peel frozen? I might have to try this, as I am also hip and cool and drink smoothies It is best to peel then freeze (on a stick or in a bag or something)
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Apr 11, 2016 22:47
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:So my company has fresh fruit every monday in an effort to make our employees less of an exotic species of live-action troll dolls and more human. After finishing up my 5th cup of coffee I go into the break room and grab a banana. The banana was green - no yellow to be had. frig man i heard in the jungle they eat em brown
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Apr 11, 2016 22:47
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i dont eat bananas like normal anymore, i freeze em in the fridge and throw them in a blender to make frozen banana mush, but its like banana ice cream. ur welcome fuckers.
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Apr 11, 2016 22:48
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2 tablespoons of Greek yogurt 1 banana no green but before it starts getting black and mushy 2 handful of mixed berries (strawberries/blueberries/blackberries) Fresh orange juice Blend for 60 seconds
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Apr 11, 2016 22:49
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Come mr tallyman tally me banana.
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Apr 11, 2016 22:50
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oldpainless posted:2 tablespoons of Greek yogurt
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Apr 11, 2016 22:50
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a hole-y ghost posted:Okay. Now what do I do with it?? Pour it directly into my gaping anus
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Apr 11, 2016 22:51
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oldpainless posted:Pour it directly into my gaping anus
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Apr 11, 2016 22:52
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a hole-y ghost posted:Too late, I already poured it into my pee pee hole. I'll suck it out!
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Apr 11, 2016 22:54
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numberoneposter posted:ill give you some banana juice <closes eyes and opens mouth>
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