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les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

he's in a league of his own as far as how many dicks he has sucked tho

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Hell Yeah posted:

he's in a league of his own as far as how many dicks he has sucked tho

probably around 2050+ now tbqh

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
thinkin about "Apr 12, 2016 10:52 sucked" myself

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Gatekeeper posted:

thinkin about "Apr 12, 2016 10:52 sucked" myself

wrong timezone

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
that's def just another part of his body tho he's gonna be the memento guy just covered in reminders of how every year of his life was the pits

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

no it has to be my timezone because that's when it sucked for me. You're literally brilliant, I shouldn't have to explain this to you

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
east coast best coast

guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014


Smash it Smash hit posted:

east coast best coast

It really is.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
He spends a lot of time calling out bad posts, I've noticed. We all do it occasionally but who would voluntarily because the bad post undertaker? Not me, hoo.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Smash it Smash hit posted:

east coast best coast

right coast <3

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Nathilus posted:

He spends a lot of time calling out bad posts, I've noticed. We all do it occasionally but who would voluntarily because the bad post undertaker? Not me, hoo.

well he def knows bad posts better than most

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Smash it Smash hit posted:

probably around 2050+ now tbqh

he got that tattoo two years ago and he hoovers at least 10 dicks a week

you do the maths

many johnnys
May 17, 2015

there are 97 more windows who have gone missing

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

many johnnys posted:

there are 97 more windows who have gone missing

he should get out of the way and let windows 99 take a shot imo

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

:cripes:

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
Hi I used to be forums poster Windows 7 back in the old days, before the internet. I kinda lost touch with the newer generations after about Windows 25 .... how time flies! 98? Really, has technology advanced so much since the days of usenet? God I feel old

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I almost feel bad for Windows 98 because everything from his dream of modding SA to his lovely music taste makes him seem pathetic.

Then one remembers that he's a grown man who is still trying to get famous by copy/pasting deadmouse songs and every thread he back seat mods in a hope that lowtax will notice and say " I'm making him a mod!"

Once that is taken into perspective you realize Windows 98 deserves to have a poo poo life and the rest is pure schadenfreude.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Windows98 keeps us in the loop about his lovely life which makes him a great GBS poster.

Let's hope he never tastes modship or general success in life bc he'd be insufferable

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

Windows98 keeps us in the loop about his lovely life which makes him a great GBS poster.

Let's hope he never tastes modship or general success in life bc he'd be insufferable

it'd go down about like redshirt and we'd never seem him again two days after he gets mod

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Hell Yeah posted:

he's in a league of his own as far as how many dicks he has sucked tho

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Robo Reagan posted:

it'd go down about like redshirt and we'd never seem him again two days after he gets mod

someone will disrespect his authority and he'll ban half of GBS as he melts down like fukushima

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Mods please rename thread "things only Windows 98 thinks look good"

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
He's made at least two different threads about his necrophilia porn.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

it's not his fault he has the windowns tho

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Son of Rodney posted:

it's not his fault he has the windowns tho

However it is his fault that he keeps posting about it.

The_Book_Of_Harry
Apr 30, 2013

I thought Windows 98 was a good poster, tho

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

The_Book_Of_Harry posted:

I thought Windows 98 was a good poster, tho

There's always one

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

The_Book_Of_Harry posted:

I thought Windows 98 was a good poster, tho

GBS superstar and good poster sometimes, but not always, coincide

either way it's important he not become mod, because as is now he's a harmless oversharing goofball, but he'd be a terror as a mod

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

I much prefer his slutty sister, windows 69

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Hell Yeah posted:

he's in a league of his own as far as how many dicks he has sucked tho

What about Three Olives?

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
opened thread expecting a news story involving shovel murder, was disappointed

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

ElectricSheep posted:

opened thread expecting a news story involving shovel murder, was disappointed

Not as disappointed as Windows 98's parents, I assure you

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Angry Birds Suicide posted:

Not as disappointed as Windows 98's parents, I assure you

:drat:

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Angry Birds Suicide posted:

Not as disappointed as Windows 98's parents, I assure you

Lol he works at a gas station

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Captain Yossarian posted:

Lol he works at a gas station
i thought he quit after his coworker never showed up to take over his shift

Kitsunegari
Aug 5, 2013

ElectricSheep posted:

opened thread expecting a news story involving shovel murder, was disappointed

I came in here afraid that the op had discovered my lengthy history of shovel assault but everything turned out ok

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

windows 98 has the most bleakly fascinating existence of anyone on these forums. if it was happening to a good person it'd be depressing, but it's windows so it's just hilarious

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

symbolic posted:

i thought he quit after his coworker never showed up to take over his shift

Allegedly one of the disabled gambling addicts he was exploting offered him a retail job. Oddly enough Windows hasn't shared any details of this new job.

I think he's still at the gas station.

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Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

symbolic posted:

i thought he quit after his coworker never showed up to take over his shift

Lol

Volume posted:

Allegedly one of the disabled gambling addicts he was exploting offered him a retail job. Oddly enough Windows hasn't shared any details of this new job.

I think he's still at the gas station.

Lmao

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