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ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
is cable dead yet?

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Fire Barrel
Mar 28, 2010
The normal history channel doesn't really have any good historical poo poo on it, at least in terms of actual, informative programming. Most of their "history" shows are riddled with some pretty bad inaccuracies - especially if they're trying to talk about historical arms and armor. A lot of their other stuff is just hillbillies, truckers, or weirdos selling you poo poo. And Ancient Aliens. Only show I think I've watched recently from the history channel and enjoyed is Vikings, and that's just historical fantasy.

Bummer that H2 got flooded with dumb stuff I guess, but Viceland tanking is pretty funny.

WAMPA_STOMPA
Oct 21, 2010

ColoradoCleric posted:

is cable dead yet?

dead, and gay

Kitsunegari
Aug 5, 2013
I know so much goddamn poo poo about ww2 and cool poo poo like monsters and hell and hitlers ED from the halcyon days of History and H2, and I'm sad they're gone

people who watch reality tv are unilaterally retards lol vice land really, suck my loving balls
e: I remember when they were History and History 2 and the only difference was red or blue behind the H's. Then TV got hijacked by pregnant teens and whores and poo poo it's TERRIBLE

Kitsunegari fucked around with this message at 05:09 on Apr 13, 2016

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
Vice was good twice, when it was a skateboarding/fashion zine out of NYC way back in the day, and for a brief period when they started doing news on the internet.

Vice now can suck a dick tbh

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Kitsunegari posted:

I know so much goddamn poo poo about ww2 and cool poo poo like monsters and hell and hitlers ED from the halcyon days of History and H2, and I'm sad they're gone

people who watch reality tv are unilaterally retards lol vice land really, suck my loving balls
e: I remember when they were History and History 2 and the only difference was red or blue behind the H's. Then TV got hijacked by pregnant teens and whores and poo poo it's TERRIBLE

if they got hijacked by whores it might be entertaining

Kitsunegari
Aug 5, 2013

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

if they got hijacked by whores it might be entertaining

good point here

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

shouldn't you be mad about your neighbors bushes or something

nah they've been keeping that poo poo clean down there

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


It's genius - get all the 18-30 year olds that don't have internet with enough disposable income to buy cable.

How much does cable cost these days? Ours comes in with an internet/landline/TV package that I don't even think can be unbundled, but I live in a socialist EU hellhole that regulates the gently caress out of it so it's fast and good internet with decent cable for like, 40 Euros a month.

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe

"This is where we farm our weed, man"

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

was it the history channel that did the WWII in color thing, where they collected all the footage and made a film? or was that Discovery?

Watch the BBC version on Netflix it's infinitely better and it breaks down the entire war with ALL the color footage.

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


History channel will be pretty much what TLC became here shortly and Viceland helped nail it to the cross, ironic considering Viceland will probably fall off the air within a year thanks to poo poo numbers.

Remember when TLC had poo poo like Junkyard Wars? Now you get to "learn" all about midget families and toddler pageants!

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

Applewhite posted:

Cable is a dead medium. It is going the way of the newspaper. I hope they suffer when they finally die.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
I missed the surgery shows on TLC. nothing like eating a big bowl of icecream during a very graphic open heart surgery.
Heck, I'm moving away from Netflix to watch youtube.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Edgar posted:

I missed the surgery shows on TLC. nothing like eating a big bowl of icecream during a very graphic open heart surgery.
Heck, I'm moving away from Netflix to watch youtube.

I remember watching... The Human Animal I think it was called on TLC. It showed people loving filmed through an IR camera so it was just grainy enough to be uncensored. Then they shoved a tiny camera in the chick's bajingo to film the dude giving her a creampie and then showed her orgasm, all from the inside and all uncensored.

Vaginas are weird as hell externally and get even weirder once you get all up in there for a tight close-up of a jizz-splattered, spasming cervix.

Fire Barrel
Mar 28, 2010

Edgar posted:

I missed the surgery shows on TLC. nothing like eating a big bowl of icecream during a very graphic open heart surgery.
Heck, I'm moving away from Netflix to watch youtube.

Honestly, a lot of those types of channels are poo poo now, probably cause reality TV is easier to make and gets more viewers.

As far as history stuff is concerned, I definitely know youtube has a lot of great historical content on it to. Channels from NARA, the Wallace Collection, the National British Museum, and more all have pretty interesting content, including lectures from historians and the like. And, for stuff like arms and armor or historical warfare, there are a decent amount of channels with information based on serious research out there. You can even find speakers from conferences!

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Justin Tyme posted:

History channel will be pretty much what TLC became here shortly and Viceland helped nail it to the cross, ironic considering Viceland will probably fall off the air within a year thanks to poo poo numbers.

Remember when TLC had poo poo like Junkyard Wars? Now you get to "learn" all about midget families and toddler pageants!

Even back then, TLC was a lovely channel, where half of their poo poo was about deformities or medical malpractice

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Remember when A&E stood for "Arts & Entertainment" and tried to be all cultured and poo poo?

Honestly, I only have vague memories of Newsradio re-runs an dthe Mission: Impossible dude doing and intro for the next episode of Biography before I changed the channel.

Rukus
Mar 13, 2007

Hmph.

Cthulu Carl posted:

Remember when A&E stood for "Arts & Entertainment" and tried to be all cultured and poo poo?

Honestly, I only have vague memories of Newsradio re-runs an dthe Mission: Impossible dude doing and intro for the next episode of Biography before I changed the channel.

Was it A&E that ran all the cool shows about egyptian excavations back in the 90s? Some of those shows were really cool. I remember taping some Biographies to VHS back then, too.

Rukus fucked around with this message at 16:41 on Apr 13, 2016

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Jolo posted:

I still can't believe there's a show called Balls Deep. I honestly thought this was an April Fools joke at first read because of Balls Deep and Gaycation. Getting a show called Balls Deep on TV is crazy.

Makes me wonder if we are on step 3 of our march to, "Ow, My Balls!"

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

The Glumslinger posted:

Even back then, TLC was a lovely channel, where half of their poo poo was about deformities or medical malpractice

the best part was the surgery show which you'd only catch while flipping through the channels

nope... nope... shopping channel... nope... OPEN CHEST CAVITY

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Rukus posted:

Was it A&E that ran all the cool shows about egyption excavations back in the 90s? Some of those shows were really cool. I remember taping some Biographies to VHS back then, too.

Maybe. I remember watching a bunch of Bible shows on A&E before we got the internet because they had paintings with naked chicks and if my parents walked in, they'd be all "awww, our son is such a good Christian" while I quickly acted like I wasn't cranking it under the blanket.

WonderfulWino
Sep 26, 2004

The grape wont cut me loose.
I saw the vice channel for about 1 minute. Ellen Page was interviewing some human being about fag things in some fag vacation spot.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

VikingSkull posted:

Vice was good twice, when it was a skateboarding/fashion zine out of NYC way back in the day, and for a brief period when they started doing news on the internet.

Vice now can suck a dick tbh

They were ok back when they were intentionally racist but are bad now that they're unintentionally racist

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

The Glumslinger posted:

Even back then, TLC was a lovely channel, where half of their poo poo was about deformities or medical malpractice

It was pretty much all leftover/redubbed bbc documentaries back then, so the nature stuff was pretty good

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
balls Deep, Weediqette, and gently caress That's Delicious are all pretty good but for some reason the channel seems to rerun the gently caress out of the incredibly boring gay vacation show and the first two episodes of the music show

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

City of Tampa posted:

balls Deep, Weediqette, and gently caress That's Delicious are all pretty good but for some reason the channel seems to rerun the gently caress out of the incredibly boring gay vacation show and the first two episodes of the music show

on the announcement for the channel they said they had hundreds of hours of new content to premiere with. it's hard to make a 24/7 channel work with a weeks worth of poo poo

WAMPA_STOMPA
Oct 21, 2010
they basically ran out of content immediately

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i can't imagine they'd be content with that

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
there is so much poo poo on the Vice website, I don't know why they can't just run that if they need to fill time. just throw up a bunch of Vice poo poo

like I swear that stupid Chicago episode of Noisey has been on every single day since Vice premiered and it has sucked since day one. Kendrick Lamar sucks

Creed Reunion Tour
Jul 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Grimey Drawer
Those nazi superweapons docus are the best.

WAMPA_STOMPA
Oct 21, 2010
Yeah I mean adding the vice films thing is good and they seem to have some good new shows coming like the sports one and the chinese good guy but seriously run old vice docus under the name vice classics or vice criterion collection because I am real tired of hearing about miamis rap scene

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

WAMPA_STOMPA posted:

Yeah I mean adding the vice films thing is good and they seem to have some good new shows coming like the sports one and the chinese good guy but seriously run old vice docus under the name vice classics or vice criterion collection because I am real tired of hearing about miamis rap scene

Probably all sorts of licensing issues there

Harminoff
Oct 24, 2005

👽
I went to a friends house and he had this channel on. The first show was some hipster hanging out with bears ( big gay men) and gets naked with one and they fondle each other.

The next episode he is at some orgasmic meditation group and all the guys are trying to find partners to fingerblast. Nobody wants to be his partner except the gross fat girl, so he goes to town on her.

Quality television. such edge

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
be honest, who has cable that their parents aren't paying for - who is paying $100 a month in 2016 to have commercials screamed at them for 20 minutes of a 30 minute show??

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
I pay for cable and don't mind, I don't want to torrent everything or watch it on my computer. I like turning the TV on and flipping through the channels.

Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011

Kitsunegari posted:

I know so much goddamn poo poo about ww2 and cool poo poo like monsters and hell and hitlers ED from the halcyon days of History and H2, and I'm sad they're gone

people who watch reality tv are unilaterally retards lol vice land really, suck my loving balls
e: I remember when they were History and History 2 and the only difference was red or blue behind the H's. Then TV got hijacked by pregnant teens and whores and poo poo it's TERRIBLE

:agreed:

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

i want to start a cable channel that is just reruns of wings (the airplane docu not the sitcom), the secret life of machines, connections, and pre-2000 ww2 documentaries.

Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011

Justin Tyme posted:

History channel will be pretty much what TLC became here shortly and Viceland helped nail it to the cross, ironic considering Viceland will probably fall off the air within a year thanks to poo poo numbers.

Remember when TLC had poo poo like Junkyard Wars? Now you get to "learn" all about midget families and toddler pageants!

Remember when HGTV had shows that showed you how to do stuff and Food Network showed you how to cook? Most all of these channels are the same entity aren't they?


edit: AMC used to show American Movie Classics.

Cartouche fucked around with this message at 20:51 on Apr 13, 2016

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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Cthulu Carl posted:

I remember watching... The Human Animal I think it was called on TLC. It showed people loving filmed through an IR camera so it was just grainy enough to be uncensored. Then they shoved a tiny camera in the chick's bajingo to film the dude giving her a creampie and then showed her orgasm, all from the inside and all uncensored.

Vaginas are weird as hell externally and get even weirder once you get all up in there for a tight close-up of a jizz-splattered, spasming cervix.

i forgot to include the human (race, animal, sexes) with desmond morris.

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