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Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
So I got a bong at the smoke store because I wanna take some FAT RIPZ but when I put the dank into the top part it falls in and gets all wet. its pretty sticky icky icky tho so I got a nug to stick to the inside but I can't suck enough smoke through the little stem. PLS HELP!

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PoPcornTG
Mar 26, 2007

Dogs day afternoon
Bleak Gremlin
Should Vape Instead OP.

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
Its ok your roommate will be in to knock it over and break it within 10 min, just be patient.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Let it fall in then buttchug the water.

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

lol 'bong'

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
do u have a conepiece

Split Pea Superman
Dec 16, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
I recommend you practice first on some dicks OP

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I used to have this problem when i first started smoking too, just put the bong in the oven at 450 for an hour and you'll be right as "rain" if you catch my "drift"

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

seek weed knowledge

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
Has someone broken it yet?

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
go back to the smoke store and ask for a starfish. it's a little glass piece you put in the bong to make it so weed dont fall through. they're extremely inexpensive. good luck OP!

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth
Unscrew the end piece of a water faucet in your home. Remove the screen. Screw it back on. Place the screen so it is centered over the bowl of the stem. Smush it in with your thumb. Put pot in bowl. Get high.


Goddam OP it's not rocket surgery.

Edit: if the screen has a rubber washer on it don't use it.

DiHK fucked around with this message at 09:44 on Apr 13, 2016

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
ok think I got it figured out gonna smoke the toke here in just a minute

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


its upside down dude cmon get with it. put the weed in a dish or shallow cup type crucible and set that poo poo on fire. hold the hig opening over the smoke and inhale through fhe little opening in the side.

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker

Drad_Bert posted:

ok think I got it figured out gonna smoke the toke here in just a minute

THATS GREAT!!!

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
nah mate just shelve about a kilo of weed, will get you higher than any 'bong'

Noun Verber
Oct 12, 2006

Cool party, guys.
Butt-chug some green dragon, ascend to valhalla as an aztec warrior.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
insert a fat nug directly into your b hole. good luck namaste

Uxzuigal
Jan 16, 2013

Chill Berserker Dude

PoPcornTG posted:

Should Vape Instead OP.

Volcano.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
Wouldnt know op i only smoke phillie blunts

milkingmycow
Mar 28, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Turn away from a life of delirium and sloth. Return that bong immediately. Hope you have the reciept.

Kitsunegari
Aug 5, 2013
smash your bong before you OD on weed or it turns you gay

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Kitsunegari posted:

smash your bong before you OD on weed or it turns you gay

no smash it after

no turning back

FalloutGod
Dec 14, 2006
Pro tips in this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulo6EC3It-E

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
take some tin foil and poke some holes in it with a needle or something for a ghetto filter, peace

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

thathonkey posted:

Wouldnt know op i only smoke phillie blunts

lol real"n" words only smoke backwoods, Mac Dre told me this so it has to be true

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Lol, a bong. It's all about skin popping these days.

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


Noun Verber posted:

Butt-chug some green dragon, ascend to valhalla as an aztec warrior.

Best done with everclear 95%. 11/10, would ascend to a higher plane of existence again

Toastte
Aug 3, 2012
Have you tried having your cat spill the bong water all over your bed? Mine worked fine after this.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Drad_Bert posted:

So I got a bong at the smoke store because I wanna take some FAT RIPZ but when I put the dank into the top part it falls in and gets all wet. its pretty sticky icky icky tho so I got a nug to stick to the inside but I can't suck enough smoke through the little stem. PLS HELP!

There are probably easier ways to announce to world that you are a weak drug taking loser, OP

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
step 1: pass the dutchie on the left-hand side
step 2: pass the dutchie on the left-hand side
step 3: pass the dutchie on the left-hand side

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
I remember the day when my roommate was cleaning his $700 toro bong and he dropped it in the sink and it exploded everywhere. I wasn't even in the kitchen but even to me it was like time slowed down hearing that glass shatter. Then the longest silence.

Have Blue
Mar 27, 2013


Panther Like a Panther

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

I remember the day when my roommate was cleaning his $700 toro bong and he dropped it in the sink and it exploded everywhere. I wasn't even in the kitchen but even to me it was like time slowed down hearing that glass shatter. Then the longest silence.

I don't get the people with ridiculous pieces. $700? That's a lot of weed even if you burned off a bit of it smoking joints. Misplaced priorities imo

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
shivadas

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
A dildo with chinstraps

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡

Drad_Bert posted:

So I got a bong at the smoke store because I wanna take some FAT RIPZ but when I put the dank into the top part it falls in and gets all wet. its pretty sticky icky icky tho so I got a nug to stick to the inside but I can't suck enough smoke through the little stem. PLS HELP!

fill your bong with milk first
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Avs5FfFZ7mU

Lamebot fucked around with this message at 17:52 on Apr 13, 2016

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
What would happen if you put BEER in a BONG OMG

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Drad_Bert posted:

So I got a bong at the smoke store because I wanna take some FAT RIPZ but when I put the dank into the top part it falls in and gets all wet. its pretty sticky icky icky tho so I got a nug to stick to the inside but I can't suck enough smoke through the little stem. PLS HELP!

put the ground up weed in the stem

loving poo poo hth

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
did you just not buy a bowl or something

are you packing your weed in the downstem

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Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
Ok, so I think I'm on the right track but I made a pic just to be sure

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