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The 5th Element is a Science Fiction rollercoaster ride from visionary director Luc Besson. It stars Der Bruce Willis as Corbyn Dallas, an ex-Marine turned cabbie in the future who inadvertently becomes embroiled in a galaxy spanning war against evil itself! Gary Oldman stars as the face of the villain, Zorg and when he's not stealing the show Milla Jovovich is the eponymous 5th Element which is love or some other bullshit. So here's the thing... At the end of the show they gut some alien chick and retrieve 4 Stones that represent the elements. Earth, Wind, Fire and Water. They have to activate the stones by matching the element to the element. Right, so... Would pee activate the water stone? Because the fire stone LITERALLY needs fire. And fire isn't even an element. It's a reaction. So why would it have to be fire? Wouldn't heat or light or energy be enough? And air. Did the air already there not trigger it enough? Did he have to breath on it? Sand is earth, I guess. So whatever... But I'm just thinking. If the old man wasn't so sweaty to sweat on the stone could he have pissed on it? And if the piss wasn't enough, like they had to breath on the air one a lot, could the others have joined in and pissed on the stone with him to activate it? Because if the film ended with all four of the men standing around the water stone peeing on it it could have made for a nice shot, cinematically speaking, I mean. Overhead crane shot, 4 streams of whizz splashing against the old alien stone. A bit sprays Ruby Rhode and he gets mad at first, all, "DAAAMN!" But then Bruce Willis' winning smile calms him down and he playfully places a finger over his pee-hole to spray Corbyn Dallas a bit. Then at the end, after they save the day, the film doesn't end with Tiny Tim watching Bruce and Milla bang; It ends with him looking into the boys shower room where the 4 men are swordfighting with streams of wee.
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Apr 13, 2016 17:12
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hmm
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Apr 13, 2016 17:12
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i remember liking that movie up until Chris Tucker's character showed up, and then I stopped watching
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Apr 13, 2016 17:13
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Volume posted:Yes
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Apr 13, 2016 17:14
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You'd probably have seen it through if you knew Bruce Willis would piss on him though, right?
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Apr 13, 2016 17:15
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i enjoyed the barkeep robot that overpours
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Apr 13, 2016 17:16
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so is LeLu actually Captian Planet?
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Apr 13, 2016 17:17
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I still don't get why the evil planet wants to crash into earth. Also I don't get why the evil planet is moon sized. Is the moon evil too?
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Apr 13, 2016 17:18
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maybe pee isnt pure water spit woulda worked.
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Apr 13, 2016 17:23
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Rutibex posted:so is LeLu actually Captian Planet? LeeLoo is the dumb Heart kid. I mean she could have pissed on the stone too, but it's better for the story if it was boys only.
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Apr 13, 2016 17:24
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Don't worry about the stones
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Apr 13, 2016 17:24
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Microwaves Mom posted:maybe pee isnt pure water spit woulda worked. This is what I was thinking too. Like what percentage of pee is water compared to sweat which is full of salt and isn't pee full of salt too? Which is why maybe it took four of them peeing on the stone to activate if fully because it;'s diluted water.
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Apr 13, 2016 17:26
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Technically I think poop could have worked fine for the earth stone.
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Apr 13, 2016 17:27
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Volume posted:Yes
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Apr 13, 2016 17:28
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I've often heard poop referred to as "Earthy" yeah
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Apr 13, 2016 17:29
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Leeloo's vagina is the fifth stone. That's why Bruce Willis is always upset.
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Apr 13, 2016 17:30
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City of Tampa posted:i remember liking that movie up until Chris Tucker's character showed up, and then I stopped watching that part is good
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Apr 13, 2016 17:32
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{Pisses on OP in the hopes that this bad topic will disappear.}
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Apr 13, 2016 17:33
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Parallax Scroll posted:that part is good I like your avatar. BigBadSteve posted:{Pisses on OP in the hopes that this bad topic will disappear.} I don't know if there's any artistic merit in that.
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Apr 13, 2016 17:37
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City of Tampa posted:i remember liking that movie up until Chris Tucker's character showed up, and then I stopped watching my fav part of the movie right there
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Apr 13, 2016 17:39
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the fifth element is that type of movie they dont make anymore, where they try to make an entertaining movie rather than a ~magnum opus~ it doesnt matter. theres so much wicked poo poo in that movie. ur not spendin a second of your brain thinking about dumb plot details like 'the fifth element is love' nigga crab pollock fucked around with this message at 17:47 on Apr 13, 2016 |
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Apr 13, 2016 17:44
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k-k-k-korben korben my man.
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Apr 13, 2016 17:45
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Chris tucker is like that part at the end of helter skelter where you think it's over cuz it faded out but then it fades back in and you're like ugh what poo poo and then it still rocks and ringo screams I GOT BLISTERS ON MAH FINGERS which is great. Not sure adding pissboys after ringos outburst would necessarily improve things at all but I'd def be up for finding out because yeah bud pissboys :P
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Apr 13, 2016 17:51
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The Fifth Element is meat popsicle.
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Apr 13, 2016 17:56
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bruce willis tonguefucking that alien bitches facehole is the 5th stone
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Apr 13, 2016 17:56
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multipass haha
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Apr 13, 2016 18:00
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nigga crab pollock posted:the fifth element is that type of movie they dont make anymore, where they try to make an entertaining movie rather than a ~magnum opus~ yeah UNironically agree. entertaining movies could actually be good while still not serious. these days movies that arent serious are movies for people with IQ's of 69 and everything else is like BUT ITS ART
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Apr 13, 2016 18:01
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The seashells in Demolition Man confuse me.
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Apr 13, 2016 18:01
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City of Tampa posted:i remember liking that movie up until Chris Tucker's character showed up, and then I stopped watching boo this man, Ruby Rhod is a national loving treasure Skeleton Ape posted:The seashells in Demolition Man confuse me. This guy doesn't know about the three seashells. snicker 
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Apr 13, 2016 18:05
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City of Tampa posted:i remember liking that movie up until Chris Tucker's character showed up, and then I stopped watching mods?
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Apr 13, 2016 18:11
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he had to dig all around in the opera singers guts to get one of the stones
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Apr 13, 2016 18:11
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JiveHonky posted:he had to dig all around in the opera singers guts to get one of the stones which one you think she had in her?
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Apr 13, 2016 18:12
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I don't understand why they have awesome flying cars in The 5th Element that require manual driving to work? Like why did they not come up with an automated driving system?
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Apr 13, 2016 18:13
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FuhrerHat posted:which one you think she had in her? i dunno, fire?
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Apr 13, 2016 18:14
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I don't understand why they have awesome flying cars in The 5th Element that require manual driving to work? Like why did they not come up with an automated driving system? its new york, they're all retrofitted crown vics from 1987
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Apr 13, 2016 18:14
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As someone named Corbin irl this movie is very important to me and usually how I introduce my name.
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Apr 13, 2016 18:16
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ChogsEnhour posted:I like your avatar. ty
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Apr 13, 2016 18:18
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The answer is boron, op
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Apr 13, 2016 18:19
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i have a couple of stones that will really blow your mind
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