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If there aren't places like Home Depot where do euros go when they want to remodel their bathroom or build a sweet grow op
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Apr 14, 2016 15:10
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how me a frog posted:I live in a landlocked country and I need about 1 kg of sand for a device that will let me piss in bed without getting up nor waking my mental gf up. Any ideas what kind of shop might sell sand? Will share blueprints after succesful testing. what the gently caress
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Apr 14, 2016 15:13
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Have you considered a sand diaper? Very functional.
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Apr 14, 2016 15:19
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Bishop posted:If there aren't places like Home Depot where do euros go when they want to remodel their bathroom or build a sweet grow op They don't really exist because most Euro countries ban heavy blunt objects like shovels, pickaxes, shears etc. You have to get a permit.
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Apr 14, 2016 17:03
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try a garden centre. alternatively, don't be so lazy.
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Apr 14, 2016 17:12
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I've actually been trying to find a place to buy small samples of sand and for a moment I thought maybe someone else had the same quest. I peed in a cat box while drunk once, it worked really well, would recommend that OP, please dont defile noble sand with your wastes.
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Apr 14, 2016 17:29
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If she doesn't like you getting up to piss, isn't the process of rolling over and pissing in sand going to also anger her? Maybe just piss on her.
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Apr 14, 2016 18:08
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Maybe she'll find it's better to be pissed off than pissed on 
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Apr 14, 2016 18:09
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this is what you want: http://www.amazon.com/Educational-Innovations-Magic-Sand-Blue/dp/B009P8ARHY it's sand that perfectly repels water, so you can piss on it and it will stay clean
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Apr 14, 2016 18:12
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Hatebag posted:Maybe she'll find it's better to be pissed off than pissed on I think hosed up your joke and meant to say this the other way around.
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Apr 14, 2016 18:18
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Sorry. Ruining the joke after a perfect setup pisses me on.
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Apr 14, 2016 18:20
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Forward Toward posted:try a garden centre. Fffff I was just going to suggest a garden centre. They have sand, peat moss, soil, gravel, all kinds of stuff like that.
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Apr 14, 2016 18:33
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Marta Velasquez posted:I think hosed up your joke and meant to say this the other way around. Wrong. U gon get pissed on.
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Apr 14, 2016 18:36
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when i was a kid my dad decided to build us a sandbox, but he didnt want to buy that bougie sand from the store, so we made a couple of trips to the pine barrens with a trash can and a shovel. that's where you can get some free sand if the beach is too far.
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Apr 14, 2016 18:39
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FogHelmut posted:when i was a kid my dad decided to build us a sandbox, but he didnt want to buy that bougie sand from the store, so we made a couple of trips to the pine barrens with a trash can and a shovel. that's where you can get some free sand if the beach is too far. sorry about your childhood
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Apr 14, 2016 18:41
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RideTheSpiral posted:sorry about your childhood it was full of bits of pine needles, charcoal, and broken glass. i am better for it.
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Apr 14, 2016 18:43
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Hatebag posted:If she doesn't like you getting up to piss, isn't the process of rolling over and pissing in sand going to also anger her? Maybe just piss on her. No getting up is fine, what would make her angry is pissing in the bed again, but I don't wanna get up on account of being too drunk, this is where the device comes in.  As you can see the sand is instrumental as it serves both to dampen the noise of the piss and to bind the piss itself until cleaning. Kittie litter will not work as there are no plans to ever cycle the sand (no need, just attach to the sink and let it clean itself) and kittie litter goes bad afaik.
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Apr 14, 2016 19:01
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Afterthought, fleshlight might serve well as a collector because on he offchance she does wake up and asks what the gently caress I'm doing I can say I'm just masturbating.
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Apr 14, 2016 19:03
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how me a frog posted:No getting up is fine, what would make her angry is pissing in the bed again, but I don't wanna get up on account of being too drunk, this is where the device comes in. Congrats. You've invented the sand filter. Now just buy one for like $5 from a place that sells camping equipment.
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Apr 14, 2016 19:04
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You're European, so pretend I said 5 doubloons or whatever.
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Apr 14, 2016 19:05
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Marta Velasquez posted:Congrats. You've invented the sand filter. Now just buy one for like $5 from a place that sells camping equipment. I don't think you quite understand, Miss Velasquez. Also lol, a store for camping, will that be next to the baseball store, which we also have loads of since these are activities that are enjoyed by anyone except your weird uncle. You want a baseball bat round these parts you're gonna have to go to some kind of skinhead shop. This is irrelevant.
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Apr 14, 2016 19:05
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If the sand is used to dampen noise and bind piss, can't you just use regular ol' dirt?
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Apr 14, 2016 19:13
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Marta Velasquez posted:If the sand is used to dampen noise and bind piss, can't you just use regular ol' dirt? I worry the dirt will eventually be flushed out and I do not much like the idea of stuffing dirt down a rubber pussy, it's too German for comfort. On the other hand it would be amusing if a plant grew in the collector. If I do not piss, the plant will die. Piss is bad for plant I think. Killed my cactus for sure. edit: Furthermore dirt is prone to mold. Hygiene is obviously one of my biggest concerns. how me a frog fucked around with this message at 19:16 on Apr 14, 2016 |
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Apr 14, 2016 19:14
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im going to make a quesadilla with the leftover taco meat i have from my nachos last night (:
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Apr 14, 2016 19:15
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how me a frog posted:No getting up is fine, what would make her angry is pissing in the bed again, but I don't wanna get up on account of being too drunk, this is where the device comes in. So really instead of pissing the bed you're pissing under the bed when this thing breaks. Genius!
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Apr 14, 2016 19:17
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how me a frog posted:I worry the dirt will eventually be flushed out and I do not much like the idea of stuffing dirt down a rubber pussy, it's too German for comfort. Uncooked rice?
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Apr 14, 2016 19:21
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Hatebag posted:So really instead of pissing the bed you're pissing under the bed when this thing breaks. Genius! It will not break. I have like, loads of epoxy.
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Apr 14, 2016 19:21
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Why don't you just get a bed pan? Sand...christ ol' mighty.
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Apr 14, 2016 19:22
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FlimFlam Imam posted:Why don't you just get a bed pan? No baby I'm not pissing into a shaped piece of aluminum, there's a thunderstorm outside. Go back to sleep. Good plan.
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Apr 14, 2016 19:24
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you should piss into a pizza you keep under the bed
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Apr 14, 2016 19:28
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FlimFlam Imam posted:Why don't you just get a bed pan? A bedpan would be dumb. He's not pooping. OP, get one of these: http://www.amazon.co.uk/NRS-Healthc...14QBYHJ2G182MWD  Easy to use, no epoxy needed. It has a lid to contain odours and prevent spills. You could fill it with sand if that is important to you.
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Apr 14, 2016 19:34
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how me a frog posted:It will not break. I have like, loads of epoxy. Look all I'm saying is get a carboy and a one way valve or you're gonna be sleeping in a pee soaked heck hole.
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Apr 14, 2016 19:35
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Hatebag posted:Look all I'm saying is get a carboy and a one way valve or you're gonna be sleeping in a pee soaked heck hole. When have you been to my appartment?
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Apr 14, 2016 19:36
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Angela Christine posted:Easy to use, no epoxy needed. It has a lid to contain odours and prevent spills. You could fill it with sand if that is important to you. :| I guess this is kinda a stupid thread now. This post is brought to you by the sound of glass shattering.
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