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2 minutes until I get up and get moving, get those votes in guys! right now it looks like NACHOS is gonna be the winner!
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Nooner you should get only locally-sourced ingredients, such as heroin and cheap gin.
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Apr 13, 2016 23:49
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nooner it is going to be tempting to make something fast and delicious but you shouldn't because your body deserves better
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Apr 13, 2016 23:50
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nooner make sure you get Restaurant Style tortilla chips, those are the best
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Apr 13, 2016 23:51
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nacho best choice take that as you will
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Apr 13, 2016 23:51
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when you get banned you should register afternooner
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Apr 13, 2016 23:52
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Nooner posted:2 minutes until I get up and get moving, get those votes in guys! go to your local mexican market and acquire meats to grill and put that on your nachos
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Apr 13, 2016 23:52
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also please remember to assemble your nachos in layers please
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Apr 13, 2016 23:53
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LIKE A TREE
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Apr 14, 2016 00:00
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okay i accidently left thread open 10 extra minutes but i just finished getting dressed and now im going to walk to the market and get food for NACHOS, I'll reopen later when i have proper documentation of my adventure in nachoing.
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Apr 14, 2016 00:01
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Whelp I'm back from my walk to the market suck it rest of the country LA owns bones anyway here is a little teaser for you guys...  mmm cant wait!
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Apr 14, 2016 01:40
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first im going to make the guac and guess what im going to put in it.... ONION AND TOMATOES!!! IM A MAD MAN!!!!
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Apr 14, 2016 01:41
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here's a pro tip, when a recipe says "cook for 30 minutes at 400 degrees" you can actually cook for 1 minute at 12,000 degrees, check the math!
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Apr 14, 2016 01:52
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nooner you already hosed it up i told you RESTAURANT STYLE tortilla strips
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Apr 14, 2016 01:53
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JiveHonky posted:nooner you already hosed it up i told you RESTAURANT STYLE tortilla strips but these ones are gluten free
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Apr 14, 2016 01:54
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I just ate a stupid fat chicken. I might have some rice and veggies and jerk or something. 
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Apr 14, 2016 01:59
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I just ate a stupid fat chicken. I might have some rice and veggies and jerk or something. i'm just gonna jerk
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Apr 14, 2016 02:00
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Throw the cilantro in the trash and then make a steak.
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Apr 14, 2016 02:02
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JiveHonky posted:nooner you already hosed it up i told you RESTAURANT STYLE tortilla strips yeah but i figured the round ones like they have at Staples Center will make me feel more like Im at the game
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Apr 14, 2016 02:02
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guac is done now time to "brown" the "beef" if you knwo what I mean 
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Apr 14, 2016 02:02
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meat is cooking, but i still have to do the cheese and beans and chilis and im ascared 
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Apr 14, 2016 02:21
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gently caress imma have enough food for like 5 people
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Apr 14, 2016 02:30
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This thread is like if we had a live feed for babby lowtax Rated 5 and sticking with this to see them nachos
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Apr 14, 2016 02:32
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make sure to poo poo on it for flavor
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Apr 14, 2016 02:32
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okay im done major update coming guys, this is what weve all been waiting for
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Apr 14, 2016 02:50
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make a mcdouble
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Apr 14, 2016 02:54
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You should have got a bunch of chalupa's, mashed them all up, soaked them in nacho cheese, and ate that like nacho dip with some crunchy as hell tortilla chips.
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Apr 14, 2016 02:55
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okay so first thing was tha guacamole start with a nice big avocado  you get teh pit out by hitting it real hard withthe knife and then twisting itand it comes right out. I once saw some stupid buzzfeed thing about the best way to get the fruit out of the skin and it was some complex as gently caress cutting the insides all these different ways and im just like lmao bruh have you heard of this thing called a spoon? anyways next you squish it all up  some people will say from here all it needs is a little salt and maybe some lime or lemon, which i get, but I prefer to add more. So I add some diced onion and tomato. make sure not to cry when you dice the onion otherwise youre a huge pussy lol  and after that I added some salt (tony chachere for an extra kick) and pepper and then mixed it all together real good  then squeeze a lime over it and put seran wrap tightly over it so no air can touch it and into the fridge! Next is the meat!  big ole ball of meat and onion and garlic and jalepeno and nooners secret blend of herbs and spices (tony chachere, pepper, chipotle seasoning, cumin). This goes into your non-stick skillet to get cooked.  holy gently caress that is a lot of meat! (which is what she {your mom} said) unlike residents of the EU, you DO want your end results to be all brown  okay here I got lazy so i just dumped a bunch of chopped cilantro and canned jalapenos and moor beans into a bowl and stirred em all up.  man I could work for qdoba or something here are some extra toppings to add later  and the final product TADAAAA  remember, presentation is EVERYTHING lol okay thats my dinner im going eat it and watch basketball now God Bles
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Apr 14, 2016 03:03
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drat! too late to put a vote in!
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Apr 14, 2016 03:10
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What a dumb wet fart of a letdown. You should have done my taco bell chalupa idea. I'm so mad. God. It looks like poo poo and is probably terrible. Your dinner is loving ruined.
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Apr 14, 2016 03:18
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Dave_Indeed posted:What a dumb wet fart of a letdown. You should have done my taco bell chalupa idea. its actually really tasty imenjoying it a lot and cant wait to eat more once the real game starts
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Apr 14, 2016 03:19
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make an entire 6 lb prime rib roast medium rare and just eat that sucka till your overly full and about to puke.
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Apr 14, 2016 03:20
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eat like 4 weed cookies and get diarrhea
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Apr 14, 2016 03:22
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i got diarreah real bad 3 days after I stopped drinking I think it was cause I ate a bunch of real food instead of just like a couple slices of frozen pizza washed down with a fifth of vodka and my body didnt know wtf was happening lol
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Apr 14, 2016 03:23
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just have a salad with french dressing and when everyone asks why you're only having a salad sigh and say that you're trying to watch your figure. it's not very filling but ppl will give you a lot of attention i've found
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Apr 14, 2016 03:23
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I was gonna suggest ravioli. I really want ravioli tonight I'm gonna get some raviolis, see ya.
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Apr 14, 2016 03:28
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cook and eat urself
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Apr 14, 2016 03:29
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:I was gonna suggest ravioli. I really want ravioli tonight I'm gonna get some raviolis, see ya. I almost made tortellinis or however the gently caress you spell it. they are good instead of a sauce I sautee some squash and zucchini and onion and then a splash of red wine and some basil and use that over the top its really good and a lot more flavorful that some boring old meatsauce
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Apr 14, 2016 03:30
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Nooner I never knew you were so into fine cookin'
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nooner drat why you usin a paper plate every time you use a paper plate the earth's temperature goes up by one degree and greenpeace kills five hostages in retaliation and i already got pit stains bro i don't need you turning up the heat on date night
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