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sleeping with a woman in this position in amongst the very best experiences in life
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MiracleWhale posted:sleeping with a woman in this position in amongst the very best experiences in life Yasss 👌 Im glad its good for the guy too
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Apr 14, 2016 01:35
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How'd they get a picture of me without a shirt on
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Apr 14, 2016 01:36
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Enfield posted:jesus christ 
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i sleep naked except for my socks and loathing self hatred
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Someone tell me the one wierd trick to make girls like me. I tried fermenting my urine to create an irresistible musk, but I puke uncontrollably whenever I spray myself with it
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There's a fine line between irresistible musk and resistible musk.
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ChrisHansen posted:Someone tell me the one wierd trick to make girls like me. Step 1. Put either your ball sweat or your semen (or both) behind your ears and on pulse points of your body. DO NOT APPLY ANTIPERSPIRANT: this will only mask your manly musk. Step 2. Go wheresoever the wymenfolk are. Step 3. Profit!
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I'm totally opposite cause when I'm spooning it's my leg that's over theirs not the other way around
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Serviette posted:Step 2. Go wheresoever the wyvernfolk are. I pretend I'm a koala bear in bed so when I pass out I make, like, a cage of limbs for my partner, who can then stop thrashing herself to sleep.
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Don't (male) koalas have, like, two penises?
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Apr 14, 2016 02:37
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Why do women turn into blast furnaces when they sleep?
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Volume posted:I'm totally opposite cause when I'm spooning it's my leg that's over theirs not the other way around I like to do this too but my wimmin complain that the weight is crushing them and they can't breathe, idgi sure I'm a little husky but quit being so dramatic
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VendaGoat posted:Why do women turn into blast furnaces when they sleep? the patriarchy forces them to hold in their farts during the day
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MiracleWhale posted:the patriarchy forces them to hold in their farts during the day  I should have known!
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Apr 14, 2016 02:42
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skylark is a reflecting pool that only works on people that have problems with normal, healthy heterosexual intimacy. when you take a swing, you're only splashing at your reflection here, i'll get you a towel
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Big Beef City posted:I have a hard time temperature regulating while I sleep. I'm often far too hot or far too cold. It's terrible and I wish I was dead. Same.
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ArbitraryC posted:Skylark's a dude who makes bad threads in gbs as some sort of troll but I honstly can't figure out the angle he's really ever going for. Trying to rile up dude's who don't like women posting about women stuff? Trying to rile up dudes that are jealous they don't have a girlfriend to do the stuff he posts about with? Trying to rile up people who dislike bad threads that are compounded by a fake op? I don't really get it personally. It's like smearing poo poo all over yourself and saying hahaha got you when people walk away disgusted. 
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instead of maligning skylark's character why don't we keep this thread clean and focus on the issues
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Apr 14, 2016 03:47
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cuddling is nice.
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Skylark posted:The reason I sleep like this this position is disrespectful to the bbws of our nation who cannot safely perform it
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:cuddling is nice. Nah. Women are icky.
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Jonny 290 posted:skylark is a reflecting pool that only works on people that have problems with normal, healthy heterosexual intimacy. when you take a swing, you're only splashing at your reflection ArbitraryC fucked around with this message at 04:39 on Apr 14, 2016 |
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Jonny 290 posted:skylark is a reflecting pool that only works on people that have problems with normal, healthy heterosexual intimacy. when you take a swing, you're only splashing at your reflection in a maaaaan baby yeaaaah
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i've done an occular pat-down on every single female i have come across for the past 6 months, looking for a bulge so far no luck
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heck, i cant really get mad at skylark consistently posting badly. glass houses and all that
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mm. i took a nap today and had a really short but intense dream i was trying to obtain some rare materia. i can still recall the impression of exploration, anticipation and nostalgia
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carrion kit posted:mm. i took a nap today and had a really short but intense dream i was trying to obtain some rare materia. i can still recall the impression of exploration, anticipation and nostalgia did you go on a date with Barrett
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Apr 14, 2016 04:48
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Barrett is probably the hottest guy in FF7 tbh
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 it's Vincent ... 
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numberoneposter posted:i sleep naked except for my socks and loathing self hatred Do you have poor feet circulation too? We might be spirit brothers!
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ArbitraryC posted:Skylark's a dude who makes bad threads in gbs as some sort of troll but I honstly can't figure out the angle he's really ever going for. Trying to rile up dude's who don't like women posting about women stuff? Trying to rile up dudes that are jealous they don't have a girlfriend to do the stuff he posts about with? Trying to rile up people who dislike bad threads that are compounded by a fake op? I don't really get it personally. It's like smearing poo poo all over yourself and saying hahaha got you when people walk away disgusted. Man I don't give a gently caress while xe's sucking my dick
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Apr 14, 2016 05:04
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I don't care, op.
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Apr 14, 2016 05:05
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When you nutted but xir still suckin
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I do it because of SI joint pain, and this takes the pressure off of it.
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VendaGoat posted:Nah. Agreed, why would you cuddle something you could gently caress?
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Skylark posted:There's a fine line between irresistible musk and resistible musk. 
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Enfield posted:jesus christ
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Makes sense OP. I sleep like a hosed up retard because of muh forever alone.
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