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ookiimarukochan: Apr 4, 2011

MS have a new AI project CaptionBot which will analyse any photo you upload and caption it.

2 obvious ones to start us off:

:nws:

http://i.imgur.com/LKSgGpn.png :nws:

http://i.imgur.com/NnpPUIZ.png :nws:

# ? Apr 14, 2016 13:10

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Maldoror: Oct 5, 2003; by R. Guyovich; Nap Ghost

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# ? Apr 14, 2016 13:17

Dirty Frank: Jul 8, 2004

"I am not really confident, but I think it's a picture of some sort." - Caption Bot 2016

Well it wasn't wrong.

# ? Apr 14, 2016 13:20

Hefty Leftist: Jun 26, 2011; "You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."

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ookiimarukochan: Apr 4, 2011

http://i.imgur.com/xzsVaLR.png :nws:

# ? Apr 14, 2016 13:23

The Duchess Smackarse: May 8, 2012; by Lowtax

# ? Apr 14, 2016 13:23

Maldoror: Oct 5, 2003; by R. Guyovich; Nap Ghost

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# ? Apr 14, 2016 13:24

Maldoror: Oct 5, 2003; by R. Guyovich; Nap Ghost

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# ? Apr 14, 2016 13:31

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

goddamn, dgsw is a fiend for skateboarding.

# ? Apr 14, 2016 14:40

FedEx Mercury: Jan 7, 2004; Me bad posting? That's unpossible!; Lipstick Apathy

Caption Bot has pretty low self esteem, we should get it an account.

# ? Apr 14, 2016 14:47

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Serious Frolicking posted:

goddamn, dgsw is a fiend for skateboarding.

Um excuse me but he's surfboarding and just happens to be in a skate park.

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Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

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RobattoJesus: Aug 13, 2002

Emoticons aren't adjectives and you don't even know what your own emoticons are you stupid loving robutt.

# ? Apr 14, 2016 15:05

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

great thread

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Egbert Souse: Nov 6, 2008

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nomadologique: Mar 9, 2011; DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

THIS IS A VERY UNCONFIENT BOT

# ? Apr 14, 2016 15:19

nomadologique: Mar 9, 2011; DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

SOMEBOODY GET THIS BOT SOME CONFIENCE IN THE FEEL GOOD OSCAR WORTHY COMING OF AGE PCITURE OF THE YEAR

# ? Apr 14, 2016 15:19

Egbert Souse: Nov 6, 2008

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JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

we need some cross posts from the goon pics thread

# ? Apr 14, 2016 16:00

walgreenslatino: Jun 2, 2015; Lipstick Apathy

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Dr. Dogballs Jr.: Jun 9, 2014; the angriest sex machine

walgreenslatino posted:

it should be more confident about this one

# ? Apr 14, 2016 16:29

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

walgreenslatino posted:

lolol

# ? Apr 14, 2016 16:39

Police Automaton: Mar 17, 2009; "You are standing in a thread. Someone has made an insightful post."
LOOK AT insightful post
"It's a pretty good post."
HATE post
"I don't understand"
SHIT ON post
"You shit on the post. Why."

# ? Apr 14, 2016 16:48

Tonsured: Jan 14, 2005; I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?

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gentle pete: Feb 21, 2015; by Nyc_Tattoo

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Lawson: Apr 21, 2006; You're right, I agree.; Total Clam

A sign indeed.

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# ? Apr 14, 2016 17:32

Lawson: Apr 21, 2006; You're right, I agree.; Total Clam

Clearly doesn't like the competition

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# ? Apr 14, 2016 17:40

Lawson: Apr 21, 2006; You're right, I agree.; Total Clam

really doesn't like the competition

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# ? Apr 14, 2016 17:42

Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

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Zybourne Clock: Oct 25, 2011; Poke me.

I choose to believe that is the bot's actual reaction to the painting

Zybourne Clock fucked around with this message at 20:09 on Apr 14, 2016

# ? Apr 14, 2016 19:46

Marta Velasquez: Mar 9, 2013; Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...; Fallen Rib

Zybourne Clock posted:

This is awesome.

# ? Apr 14, 2016 20:13

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

Marta Velasquez posted:

This is awesome.

but wrong... its obviously a sail boat

# ? Apr 14, 2016 21:16

Stinky_Pete: Aug 16, 2015; Stinkier than your average bear; Lipstick Apathy

Stinky_Pete fucked around with this message at 21:59 on Apr 14, 2016

# ? Apr 14, 2016 21:51

Oh Don Piano: Nov 4, 2009

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# ? Apr 14, 2016 21:58

Police Automaton: Mar 17, 2009; "You are standing in a thread. Someone has made an insightful post."
LOOK AT insightful post
"It's a pretty good post."
HATE post
"I don't understand"
SHIT ON post
"You shit on the post. Why."

Everything is either a cake or a cellphone for that thing.

# ? Apr 14, 2016 22:10