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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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http://www.cartoonbrew.com/anime/first-look-scarlett-johansson-ghost-shell-whitewash-edition-138841.html

quote:

Directed by Rupert Sanders (Snow White And The Huntsman) and written by Jonathan Herman (Straight Outta Compton), Ghost in the Shell will be released in the U.S. on March 31, 2017.

The fan reaction online has been almost unanimously negative since Johannson was announced in the film’s lead role. Film fans on Twitter have been sharing their own ideas about who should’ve been cast in the film’s lead, and none of them are Hollywood actresses

Personally I would have picked someone taller to play MAJ Kusanagi, but Scarlett Johansson is still a pretty good casting choice, IMO. lol at the internet outrage machine already getting spun up over this.

Also I would not have picked Rupert Sanders to direct, but rather someone like Ben Affleck (The Town) The Cohen Brothers (True Grit) Kurt Wimmer (Ultraviolet) Martin Campbell (Goldeneye, Casino Royale).

Ideally I'd have Paul Verhoven direct but he doesn't seem to do US films any more. I'd also be interested to see what Tarantino would do with a big budget Sci Fi, even though they are not his usual milieu.

E: or Dredd's Pete Travis.

Applewhite fucked around with this message at 02:23 on Apr 15, 2016

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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VendaGoat posted:

I can't believe I am going to type this...

I'm not sure Scarlett Johansson has the rack to pull off MAJ Kusanagi.

The Major's are made of plastic anyway, they can have Scarlett wear a plastic rack.

But yeah that is a good point.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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Dr Cheeto posted:

Johansen is good but why Hollywood gotta cast a white person as "Motoko Kusinagi"?

Because Ghost in the Shell isn't a name big enough to pull an audience on its own.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:

is this loving anime or something

they need to cast a fat black woman for this

*audience wonders how a cyborg would ever get fat*

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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JediTalentAgent posted:

Didn't the original artist of the GitS manga start doing a lot of really strange sexualized porn stuff shortly after GitS sort of hit big? Or am I thinking of someone else.

Before, after and during. Also in.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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Dr Cheeto posted:

Switching to autistic mode

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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TitS

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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Jim Barris posted:

I hope film adaptations of science fiction anime of the 70's/80's become the next trend and I get to see big budget renditions of Akira and Space Adventure Cobra.

Actually Dirty Pair should be the next big budget anime.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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EvilJoven posted:

I for one hope that more anime things get remade by americans because a lot of overall themes and settings in anime are cool like F-14s that turn into battle mechs to fight giant aliens, only the scripts always end up being about defeating the aliens who are actually super evolved descendants of humans with the power of lovely jpop or some other loving nonsense.

Earth SOS was p. good up to that point tho.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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Absolute Lithops posted:

The guy who wrote that got really mad at India for liking a cartoon.

The movie actually flopped in India.

The gently caress is Roadside Romeo?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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Glokta posted:

Has anyone asked why Japanese cartoons are all about white people yet?

Because the Japanese respect strength above all else, and the Americans gave them the most epic asskicking that was ever delivered to any country in the history of the human race. We are to them what black men are to little white men with a cu*k fetish.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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JiveHonky posted:

Jodorowsky sucks but keep passing that kool aid around

He makes good comics, I know that much. My wife won't let me watch Holy Mountain so I haven't been able to judge his filmmaking skills yet.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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If the filmmakers are smart, they'll shoot this less like an epic fantasy and more like Dredd. Picking the guy who did snow white bodes ill, IMO.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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Junior Jr. posted:

For all I know this is just going to be a movie where they mix in all the storylines together.

It's not like they're going to make it canon right?

...right?

It's actually going to be part of the Marvel cinematic universe. MAJ Kuasanagi and Black Widow are gonna meet face to face (split screen effect) in the next Avengers film and do the mirror routine before teaming up to beat up MODOK or whoever is the bead guy.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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Zzulu posted:

(Make me acool avatr apple)

Im dyin hee

Shoulda jumped on when you had the chance.

I'm still working other commitments (who are also dyin') but I swear you are my next priority.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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Zzulu posted:

For the record, I'd like to state that Scarlett Johannson is quite attractive and would be still attractive, with a penis, also

We'll see what the avatar fairy brings :3:

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:

Apples are yellowish-white :pranke: inside

:biotruths:

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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Prettz posted:

Oh yeah, people forget to mention when they're worshipping GITS that the movie is absolutely awful. It has a few action scenes that are totally loving amazing, better than any other action scenes you've ever seen, but they're really short. They're over as soon as they began practically.

Wait, let's back up. The GITS movie from 96 is really quite awful as a movie, although as a piece of science fiction it's pretty great.

SAC is a much better adaptation by far, imo.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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notZaar posted:

It's funny but I don't really get what he's trying to parody. I mean when they did The Lion King they didn't add a bunch of CW teen poo poo to it so what is his point really?

Yeah I don't get it either. This doesn't jive with my experiences of Japanese or American cartoon media.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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JiveHonky posted:

applewhite kill this thread kill it kill it kill it

Why when it's just starting to get good?


notZaar posted:

A serious sci fi property worthy of the highest respect.

Phat asses and sci fi go together like chocolate and peanut butter, with a rich tradition dating back to the origins of the genre.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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Al Cowens posted:

I liked that yandere sim fanart Applewhite did. Please do more of that.

That wasn't fanart? I was making it up as I went along.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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Al Cowens posted:

You really need to play yandere simulator

I just looked it up and it does not look like the game I would have made, so I don't want to play it.

What we need is some kind of... Forums driven adventure where goons can choose their own path.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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Benny the Snake posted:

Dunno, OP, I'd have Riam Johnson direct the film. Looper owns bones.

I never saw it but I've heard very good things. I picked the directors I did because (except for the Ultraviolet guy) they directed relatively tight, solid action films with a focus on characterization (also I can't believe I left John McTiernan, the director of Die Hard off my list). It is my belief that in order for Ghost in the shell to be good, it should be presented as a visceral, scenario driven gritty action shoot 'em up, rather than some epic fantasy. Worldbuilding elements should be minimal and confined to what's relevant to the plot, with the larger world and society hinted at at most.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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Young Freud posted:

I've been speaking up Neil Blomkamp in most discussions, mostly because he has a background as a VFX grunt and knows how to pull it off without breaking the bank. All three of his films are just slightly over the budget of Rupert Sanders' Snow White, with Elysium being the only film he's done that's gone over $100 million.

Also, both him and Rian Johnson are well-known anime nerds, Blomkamp basing Chappie's robot ears off of the cyborg hero Briareos from Shirow's other seminal work Appleseed and Johnson, I believe, uses homages to "Cowboy Bebop" and Akira in Looper. The thing that gets me is that Sanders is using WETA for VFX and props and such, so it would be much different from Blomkamp, since WETA was behind all three of his films. The only difference is that it's more expensive.

Blomkamp is really great and Elysium was one of my favorite movies, he'd definitely be a great choice.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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Zzulu posted:

That's very disappointing to hear, as Elysium was trash

I'm going to have to reduce your forums level to "bozo",

Actually Elysium was very good so I'm gonna go ahead and elevate my forums level to "Satisfactory."

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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notZaar posted:

Yeah it's true that this is shlock garbage for horney boys, like all sci fi.

FTFY.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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Can someone please modify :iamafag: into a Laughing Man emote? I desperately needed one a minute ago.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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:iamafag:

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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Wowbagger2004 posted:

Hey is it Johansson with a hard J or soft like Yo-hansson I need to know before I make death threats on YouTube for ruining my cartoons

Hard J.
Very hard IYKWIM.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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Blistex posted:

Has there been anything even resembling outrage from Japanese netizens? It would be pretty funny if it was another "Try on this Kimono" situation where white people are getting outraged on behalf of the other races who are not smart enough to get bent out of shape over nothing.

From what I've seen, they're mostly upset Scarjo got cast instead of various other American actresses.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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I wish the people who get upset at the fact that they are casting a white actress could see us arguing about which white actress would be a better choice and that I could watch how angry they get.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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Helical Nightmares posted:

loving what.

Applewhite, that ending. WE CAN"T BE FRIENDS. :argh:

They used the technology to save the Earth what was wrong with it?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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Junior Jr. posted:

Someone thought making a snooty colonised city in space with machines that could cure all diseases was a stupid concept for a sci-fi film.

Looks like a few people missed the fact that Elysium was a metaphor. :smug:

They shouldn't feel bad; it's a pretty highbrow film. I'm not surprised it went over the heads of most people. :smug:

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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Junior Jr. posted:

Honestly I thought that it was alright. Not one of the best sci-fi films I've seen, but it's something.

I guess "favorite" might have been overstating it a bit, but I really enjoyed it a lot.

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