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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Ravendas posted:

TianRen or TienRen too I think they're named. I used to walk passed one of their stores every day in Taipei. Tons of huge canisters of expensive tea to choose from. I loved the wulong lu cha, which is oolong green tea, though it's not actually a mix of them despite the name (I'm told.)

Their tea is legit good, and yeah as you mention it's Taiwanese, so far less likely to kill you and even more Chinese than China's tea.

They have physical branches in the US too where they've gone with Ten Ren as the official spelling.

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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

The Great Autismo! posted:

people in tianjin call it 老坦儿 "laotanr", pronounced "laotar"

i've posted this a few times in the old thread, no one uses the n-word for calling people hillbillies in tianjin

Too bad "laotard" sounds like SEA slander instead of Mainlander Slander, salamander

LentThem
Aug 31, 2004

90% Retractible
Reposting the photo I took yesterday :colbert:

Yorkshire Pudding
Nov 24, 2006



China don't care

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Old Chinathread used to make me laugh. It's been over five pages of new Chinathread and I haven't laughed yet.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Honky Dong Country posted:

Old Chinathread used to make me laugh. It's been over five pages of new Chinathread and I haven't laughed yet.

Racism tends to be like that

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Honky Dong Country posted:

Old Chinathread used to make me laugh. It's been over five pages of new Chinathread and I haven't laughed yet.

this is new RESPECTFUL/EDUCATIONAL china thread okay

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer
Since I didn't post my family history last thread I will in this one. Im in Singapore and will be back this Sunday.

I enjoyed bits of the last thread when it's full of pictures and people's interaction (for better or worse) with the country. But the signal to noise gets too much.

Anyways 農 is a pejorative word against poor/rural people. The country even institutionalized discrimination against them by establishing a resident permit system based on the geographical location of your ancestors during the early ages of communist China.

So yeah caber's family history.

LimburgLimbo
Feb 10, 2008
http://mashable.com/2016/04/13/japan-angered-by-chinese-tourists/

This but for the entire world thanks

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme
For fans of Chinese food (and who isn't) I would recommend the Party approved documentary A Bite of China. It was actually really good, the directing was excellent, even though getting used to the narrator's voice took a while because he sounded like some random English teacher they just grabbed off the street. Trigger warning though: contains images of farmers.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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http://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/14/opinion/targeting-beyond-china.html?_r=0 posted:

DÜSSELDORF, Germany — On March 27, Chinese police crashed my father’s 70th birthday party in China’s southwestern Sichuan Province. They accused my family of causing a forest fire the day before by lighting incense and burning paper as part of the annual tomb- sweeping festival to honor deceased relatives. Three of my siblings were summoned to the police station and found out quickly that they were not being detained over an arson charge.

As an exiled Chinese journalist living in Germany, I had written an article in mid-March for Deutsche Welle criticizing the Chinese government for “secretly kidnapping” a journalist, Jia Jia, in connection with a widely distributed open letter calling for the resignation of President Xi Jinping. The Chinese leadership, paranoid that the political opponents orchestrated the letter’s dissemination to stir dissent within the Communist Party, has taken a hard line against those suspected of being involved. As a result, my family in China was being harassed.

Since Mr. Xi took the helm in 2012, the authorities have imprisoned dozens of journalists and human rights lawyers in an effort to consolidate power. But in an era when Chinese people can access news stories produced overseas, the government has realized it is not enough to intimidate only domestic journalists into submission. The leadership is now targeting writers and human rights activists outside China.

In the past, it was common for the police to harass family members of overseas dissidents by inviting them to “tea.” Kidnapping the families of critics living overseas is a new tactic. A New York-based dissident, Wen Yunchao, was suspected by the government of being involved in the open letter, and late last month the police allegedly detained his parents and brother in China for a week.

The abductions of several booksellers in Hong Kong, a semiautonomous Chinese territory with relative freedom, is another troubling example of how authorities are reacting harshly to critics outside the mainland. For years, the booksellers had published magazines and books that focused on political gossip relating to Communist Party officials. Several of the booksellers disappeared near the end of last year and later emerged in mainland China, claiming that they were assisting with police investigations into their “illegal” activities.

These harsh acts are the offshoot of an ongoing attempt by Beijing to control the global conversation about China. Thousands of hackers backed by the Chinese government troll overseas websites and attack articles critical of Beijing. The Chinese government has invested in radio stations and newspapers in Western countries.

I have long feared that my family could be targeted. I worked as a journalist in China for years, and many of my articles calling for freedom and openness have irked the censors. I was eventually banned from publishing in mainland China. In 2011, I traveled to Germany on a fellowship and never returned home.

In March, the police released my younger brother after a day and ordered him to contact me. Over the phone, he passed on three demands made by the police: recant my kidnapping accusations against the authorities in Sichuan; withdraw my recent Deutsche Welle article relating to President Xi; and pledge not to write any commentaries critical of the Chinese government. If I agreed, my brother said, the police promised they would release our siblings and drop the arson charges against our family.

When I refused to meet these demands, my brother was taken back into custody, rejoining our other siblings. Under police supervision, he repeatedly emailed me, urging me not to talk to the media. He claimed that the police never used “force or torture” and that my family members were treated “nicely.”

“You have misjudged the situation,” my brother said. “The police are investigating us according to the law. Please don’t write another article, and please delete those you’ve already written. You spoke irresponsibly.”

My brother’s pleas plunged me into deep agony. Should I bow to the kidnappers’ demands and give up my writing? I was told that my ailing parents were under extreme distress because of this shocking incident.

Cooperating with the Chinese government would mean changing my way of life. If I were to give in, I would not only abandon my journalistic career but also compromise my strongly held beliefs.

I decided not to cooperate. I posted online the text of my interaction with my brother to expose the government’s behavior, and I blocked his email address.

My story gained international attention. As pressure mounted, the police released my family on March 29 after they paid 33,000 yuan, or nearly $5,100, in bail money. Then the authorities arranged for my father and brothers to meet with the press and recite a “personal statement” that denied they had been kidnapped and to denounce me for publishing articles that were critical of the Chinese government. The authorities then officially opened a criminal investigation into my family over the arson charges.

Several friends who have been in touch with my family said they are angry with me. Some relatives have cursed me, calling me “unfilial.” But I believe my work, and the work of other journalists, is too important to abandon in the face of intimidation — even when it’s directed at our families.

The impact of my journalism may be small, but it is an integral part of the fight for freedom. I want the Chinese police to know that their tactics do not always work. Along with other overseas dissidents, I hope to bring change through resistance. I want the world to see how Beijing is attempting to undermine press freedom around the world.

If we don’t stop the Chinese government, more journalists and their families will be harmed, and our freedom will be eroded until it is lost.

overthrow the chinese communist party and publicly execute its officials

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
死白鬼 telling me what i should be offended by

everybody in china makes fun of that 外省佬, especially when they come with their 外省 licenses and cars to be uber drivers, clogging up all the drat streets

Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747

so loving future posted:

can we still say nong?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


pentyne posted:

What a rich, accepting culture. Truly we can all aspire to their inscrutable ways.

actually i'm scrutin em right now!!!

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
what happens in the 農村 stays in the 農村

Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747

Ceciltron posted:

What's great is that a tooon of the posters in these thread post about their experiences of having Chinese relatives, partners and friends living in Chinese cities, and becoming proficient and comfortable enough to use local speech and slang to call people farmers. Unfortunately, China is a closed society and there are extremely few naturalised Chinese foreigners.

These nuances are lost, naturally, to the Morality Brigade who swoop down and declare anything that may suggest there is humor in these relationships and experiences as racism.

lmao you 笨蛋

Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747

Bro Dad posted:

Should we just go back to calling them inbred rednecks?

What about tuhao? Or shanzhai? Which mandarin slang makes you clutch your pearls the most?

yeah call 'em tuhao, imo. Nong is a word used pretty exclusively by whitey against chinamen

edit: oops there's more pages

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

Modest Mao posted:

lmao you 笨蛋

is that how you write baka

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
you can get in trouble for saying you will kill the POTUS, but i bet uncle Xi cant do poo poo when I say im going to murder his rear end.

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


Baka is 馬鹿 (and you)

max4me
Jun 15, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Modest Mao posted:

yeah call 'em tuhao, imo. Nong is a word used pretty exclusively by whitey against chinamen

edit: oops there's more pages

Hey Mao

What is your grievance with these threads? Is it hairs "hey guys I had sex" stories. Is it the goons who married chinese? Are they racists? The politics?

I am asking in good faith here

Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747

Ravendas posted:

TianRen or TienRen too I think they're named. I used to walk passed one of their stores every day in Taipei. Tons of huge canisters of expensive tea to choose from. I loved the wulong lu cha, which is oolong green tea, though it's not actually a mix of them despite the name (I'm told.)

Their tea is legit good, and yeah as you mention it's Taiwanese, so far less likely to kill you and even more Chinese than China's tea.

Tianren does indeed own.

Even though the OP is really good, imo close this thread and make one with some good posting guidelines because this one is meandering lovely reflections on the old thread and the term 'nong'

AugmentedVision posted:

is that how you write baka

笨蛋 is basically exactly like 'dumb rear end'

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug

Modest Mao posted:

lmao you 笨蛋

你也,大笨蛋

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


Fresh from the fields

[quote user="Farmland Park"]







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Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747

max4me posted:

Hey Mao

What is your grievance with these threads? Is it hairs "hey guys I had sex" stories. Is it the goons who married chinese? Are they racists? The politics?

I am asking in good faith here

I like the stories about meeting girls that are funny but not the ones that are "I had sex with 3 people :) "

I don't like weird defensiveness about the word nong but I don't care if people use it even if it's a slur. People are a little too excited to use it, especially posters who don't live in China

I don't like when people use China's terribleness in any way to excuse america's shittyness (prisons, imperialism) or make weird comparisons between the two countries. Sometimes I might troll that a little since people seem to think I'm a wumao

I think that's all the poo poo I get pissy about

good faith answer

edit: sometimes sheep - goats posts weird aggressive nerd stories like "some dude dropped his trash so I yelled at him :cool: " and those should be ridiculed. I do like sheep goat's name because in Chinese it would be 羊羊 which sounds like 'itchy' and for some reason that amuses me

Modest Mao fucked around with this message at 05:28 on Apr 15, 2016

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug

AugmentedVision posted:

is that how you write baka

It's literally "stupid egg". Oddly enough it's the first insult I learned, two spring festivals ago.

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010

Fojar38 posted:

overthrow the chinese communist party and publicly execute its officials

Careful, or you'll get the thread closed for racism!

max4me
Jun 15, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Modest Mao posted:


Even though the OP is really good, imo close this thread and make one with some good posting guidelines because this one is meandering lovely reflections on the old thread and the term 'nong'


You know Mao

There are tv shows I dont like, but do I go into the TVIV threads and get all worked up? No?

I am not really down with the whole trans movement, and I stay out of the trans mega thread because I know I wont like what I see and any attempt at engaging will just result in me coming off as a thread shiter.

Why dont you just not read this thread, and why the gently caress are you dictating the terms of how this thread can be and what people can and cant not post.

Its already annoying enough that every single person here annoyed about the "N word" and trying to dance around it in a I am not touching you kinda way.

gently caress you ever hear of coded language this giant push for some stupid rule of "just dont say this word" will lead to something stupid like TIVI's "the show that must not be named" gayness.

You if you arent gonna enjoy the thread then just leave. Or better yet start your own china thread with your own posting guidelines. gently caress lets have two threads lets have the hell thread and then the nice thread and see which does better.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

max4me posted:

You know Mao

There are tv shows I dont like, but do I go into the TVIV threads and get all worked up? No?

I am not really down with the whole trans movement, and I stay out of the trans mega thread because I know I wont like what I see and any attempt at engaging will just result in me coming off as a thread shiter.

Why dont you just not read this thread, and why the gently caress are you dictating the terms of how this thread can be and what people can and cant not post.

Its already annoying enough that every single person here annoyed about the "N word" and trying to dance around it in a I am not touching you kinda way.

gently caress you ever hear of coded language this giant push for some stupid rule of "just dont say this word" will lead to something stupid like TIVI's "the show that must not be named" gayness.

You if you arent gonna enjoy the thread then just leave. Or better yet start your own china thread with your own posting guidelines. gently caress lets have two threads lets have the hell thread and then the nice thread and see which does better.

Lol u mad

Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747
I think like 80% of my posts in the last thread were contributive and on topic and not in anyway to do with that other poo poo I just mentioned, so no

Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747
also tuhao is a good word and the correct chinese with a connotation of someone with no class who's trying to look rich&classy rather than literally farmer.

https://www.google.com/search?q=%E5%9C%9F%E8%B1%AA&biw=1920&bih=982&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjp_fCJ24_MAhWivYMKHQGADEcQ_AUIBygB

look at these images. Tuhaos own

Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747








OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Chow yun fat does not belong in this collage you take that back

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
thats a white baby. Or are you saying rich chinese people are a bunch of making GBS threads babies?

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Fauxtool posted:

thats a white baby. Or are you saying rich chinese people are a bunch of making GBS threads babies?

I mean that's true isnt it

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Modest Mao posted:

also tuhao is a good word and the correct chinese with a connotation of someone with no class who's trying to look rich&classy rather than literally farmer.

https://www.google.com/search?q=%E5%9C%9F%E8%B1%AA&biw=1920&bih=982&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjp_fCJ24_MAhWivYMKHQGADEcQ_AUIBygB

look at these images. Tuhaos own

We in the west have 2000 years of nouveau riche culture, please respect it.

Jimmy Little Balls
Aug 23, 2009
Today I had a student do a presentation on folk music. He kept pronouncing it gently caress music. I couldnt keep a straight face. Also I once judged an English competition for Air China where a guy was doing magic tricks with rope, except he kept saying rape and ended up shouting "take the rape,take the rape" at a girl.That's my China story for today.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Darkest Auer posted:

For fans of Chinese food (and who isn't) I would recommend the Party approved documentary A Bite of China. It was actually really good, the directing was excellent, even though getting used to the narrator's voice took a while because he sounded like some random English teacher they just grabbed off the street. Trigger warning though: contains images of farmers.

These are all over Youtube with subs by the way.

Episode one used to play on a loop in my favorite "Choose 3 1 price" restaurant in my little Chinatown in NYC.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Modest Mao posted:

make one with some good posting guidelines

lol gently caress off

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Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Important Posting Guidelines
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