Holy shit let's talk about the NFL schedule

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Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Steelers get less than 8-8, book it.

# ? Apr 15, 2016 01:36

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 07:56

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

Ozu posted:

Jets @ Bills TNF is the 1st Twitter game. That seems too perfect.

It's just going to be broadcast in gifs of fuckups and wrestling moves done by the crowd on inanimate objects

# ? Apr 15, 2016 01:38

AsInHowe: Jan 11, 2007; red winged angel

Cruel and Unusual posted:

DETROIT LIONS:

@Colts
Titans
@Packers
@Chicago
Eagles
Rams
Redskins
@Texans
@Vikings

Week 10 BYE

Jaguars
Vikings (Thanksgiving)
@Saints
Bears
@Giants
@Cowboys (MNF)
Packers

This is a great schedule. First, Minnesota on Thanksgiving should be fun.

Second, if the Lions can get out there and really suck to start the season, I can take underprivileged kids from Detroit to see ministry partner and beloved person Denard Robinson light up the Lions for rock-bottom prices.

Other highlights include calling a visiting team's fanbase racists for three hours in Week 7, and saving an inevitable heartbreaking loss to the Packers for a time when I'll be watching the Red Wings outdoor game instead and completely ignoring the team.

AsInHowe fucked around with this message at 01:41 on Apr 15, 2016

# ? Apr 15, 2016 01:39

Pinwiz11: Jan 26, 2009; I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.

After looking at the Chiefs schedule I'm optimistic. This is a weird feeling.

Also vs Denver Christmas night? BRING IT.

# ? Apr 15, 2016 01:40

WHOOPS: Nov 6, 2009

I approve of schedule day smack talk:

https://twitter.com/ebron85/status/720764520289841152
https://twitter.com/itheeayb/status/720766661620465664
https://twitter.com/ebron85/status/720767890861862912
https://twitter.com/itheeayb/status/720771120471801856

# ? Apr 15, 2016 01:41

DancingMachine: Aug 12, 2004; He's a dancing machine!

Tank44 posted:

PRO: only 2 10am starts
CON: Two mid-week prime-time games in Seattle aka Traffic nightmare with 530 starts on Mon & Thu
PRO: At New Orleans Halloween-eve (as a go to away game)
CON: At Green Bay in December

Only 2 10 AM games is a godsend for Seattle. I can't remember the last time we had that few. Hopefully none of those SNF games get flexed back to 10AM.

# ? Apr 15, 2016 01:41

AsInHowe: Jan 11, 2007; red winged angel

WHOOPS posted:

I approve of schedule day smack talk:
https://twitter.com/ebron85/status/720764520289841152

Not the first time people have pre-emptively marked L's down after seeing the Lions' schedule!

# ? Apr 15, 2016 01:42

Gatts: Jan 2, 2001; Goodnight Moon; Nap Ghost

Browns schedule is incredibly boring. Jesus. Maybe we can slum our way to a 8-8 record.

# ? Apr 15, 2016 01:46

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

I didn't realize that Brees has never played against the Chargers in San Diego. Huh.

# ? Apr 15, 2016 01:48

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Ross Angeles posted:

I didn't realize that Brees has never played against the Chargers in San Diego. Huh.

are you ready to get crunk in..uh...charlotte?!?!?

# ? Apr 15, 2016 01:52

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

Metapod posted:

gently caress you nfl and your unequal based prime time game system

Why is my team that's coming off the worst record in the league only getting one prime time game :argh:

# ? Apr 15, 2016 01:54

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

aside from early packers bye the schedule owns

# ? Apr 15, 2016 02:09

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

the afc is stacked this year.

# ? Apr 15, 2016 02:09

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Intruder posted:

Why is my team that's coming off the worst record in the league only getting one prime time game

I'm glad you agree :downs:

# ? Apr 15, 2016 02:13

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

FizFashizzle posted:

are you ready to get crunk in..uh...charlotte?!?!?

i can't wait

# ? Apr 15, 2016 02:14

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

srsly though having afc south and nfc east is gonna be neat so long as the teams stays healthy (it won't)

# ? Apr 15, 2016 02:16

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007

Kalli posted:

Using that list above, prime time games for each team:

AFC:
5: Patriots, Broncos, Jets
4: Steelers, Texans
3: Colts, Bengals, Raiders, Chiefs
2: Bills, Ravens, Dolphins
1: Browns, Titans, Jaguars, Chargers

NFC:
6: Cowboys
5: Giants, Vikings, Packers, Panthers, Seahawks
4: Eagles, Washington, Bears, Cardinals
3:
2 :Lions, Saints, Buccaneers, Falcons, 49ers, Rams
1:

A clear anti-NFC South bias exists in the NFL! :argh:

# ? Apr 15, 2016 02:22

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

Great another year of dirty loving Oakland fans stinking up Nashville

# ? Apr 15, 2016 02:24

Stupid Dick: May 25, 2004

At least my family will be around to console me when Houston eliminates the Bengals from playoff contention on Christmas Eve.

# ? Apr 15, 2016 02:53

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Two Monday Nights, two Sunday Nights, and the London game. Oh, and opening at Dallas loving AGAIN. At least the Thursday game is on the road.

gently caress the NFL.

# ? Apr 15, 2016 03:12

computer parts: Nov 18, 2010; PLEASE CLAP

Kalli posted:

Using that list above, prime time games for each team:

AFC:
5: Patriots, Broncos, Jets
4: Steelers, Texans
3: Colts, Bengals, Raiders, Chiefs
2: Bills, Ravens, Dolphins
1: Browns, Titans, Jaguars, Chargers

NFC:
6: Cowboys
5: Giants, Vikings, Packers, Panthers, Seahawks
4: Eagles, Washington, Bears, Cardinals
3:
2 :Lions, Saints, Buccaneers, Falcons, 49ers, Rams
1:

The loving Cowboys, every time.

# ? Apr 15, 2016 03:33

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Looking forward to the Color Rush unis :allears:

# ? Apr 15, 2016 05:04

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

sam bradford lmao posted:

Looking forward to the Color Rush unis

What do you think for ours? All orange vs all powder blue?

# ? Apr 15, 2016 05:09

aperion: May 15, 2007; i want to believe; Grimey Drawer

Ross Angeles posted:

What do you think for ours? All orange vs all powder blue?

Cat vomit or baby nitey, no matter which wins, my eyes lose

# ? Apr 15, 2016 05:28

Manoueverable: Oct 23, 2010; Dubs Loves Wubs

Seahawks color rush is gonna loving own let's just get that out of the way right now

# ? Apr 15, 2016 05:59

Pron on VHS: Nov 14, 2005; Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

What the gently caress are you guys talking about

# ? Apr 15, 2016 06:20

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Pron on VHS posted:

What the gently caress are you guys talking about

Every TNF game this year is doing the Color Rush thing they did last year for a few games

# ? Apr 15, 2016 06:45

OperaMouse: Oct 30, 2010

TubeStank posted:

aside from early packers bye the schedule owns

Don't like going to Florida in September, and we barely seem to get December home games in the past years, but overall it looks good.

# ? Apr 15, 2016 06:58

Filthy Casual: Aug 13, 2014

Ross Angeles posted:

Every TNF game this year is doing the Color Rush thing they did last year for a few games

Bears/Packers is gonna be super gross.

# ? Apr 15, 2016 07:35

Sour Diesel: Jan 30, 2010

oh hey the ravens play @NE and end the season @CIN once again

i am shocked

# ? Apr 15, 2016 08:05

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Eagles run in rough as gently caress:

Week 11 - @ Seahawks
Week 12 - Packers (Prime time
Week 13 - @ Bengals
Week 14 - Redskins
Week 15 - @ Ravens
Week 16 - Giants (thursday night)
Week 17 - Cowboys

# ? Apr 15, 2016 09:04

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

*studies my team's schedule for something to yell about* this will be the 7th consecutive year that the Bengals' opener is on the road... tell you what, it's the fury road, at this point, bitch, rear end

# ? Apr 15, 2016 09:39

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

I like the Broncos schedule. I smell another playoffs appearance. I'll call it a repeat if we get a QB.

# ? Apr 15, 2016 09:43

LightReaper: May 3, 2007

Looks like me and the GF might be flying from sunny old England to visit NY, and as part of that watch Bills @ Jets, New Years Day for the week 17 matchup :getin:

# ? Apr 15, 2016 11:41

King Hong Kong: Nov 6, 2009; For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

It's a good thing the 49ers already lost almost all of their good players because the late Monday night opening game versus the Rams followed by an early Sunday game at the Panthers followed by a game at the Seahawks would have killed them all by the end of week 3 anyway.

# ? Apr 15, 2016 13:44

Blarfk: Dec 26, 2003

Oh AND ANOTHER THING

Steelers play Thanksgiving, Christmas (against the loving Ravens), and New Years Day. I'm sure there's people out there who are excited about that but dangit, I want to relax on my holidays!

# ? Apr 15, 2016 13:51

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

I need to decide if I'm going to Tampa Bay or Jacksonville this year. Which has the cooler/better stadium?

# ? Apr 15, 2016 14:15

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

MrLogan posted:

I need to decide if I'm going to Tampa Bay or Jacksonville this year. Which has the cooler/better stadium?

Easier to get wasted in Jacksonville.

# ? Apr 15, 2016 14:21

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Jacksonville has a weird pool in the stadium

if I see a guy in cutoff jorts in the pool I'll know which one crazy picked

# ? Apr 15, 2016 14:23

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 07:56

D-LINK: Oct 1, 2007; I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Steelers Color Rush uniforms are likely black on black :getin:

# ? Apr 15, 2016 14:35

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