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He was a gentleman in the streets and a fartsniffer in the sheets
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To NORA Dublin 8 December 1909 My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off ... At every gently caress I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger gently caress than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I hosed them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to gently caress a farting woman when every gently caress drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
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Apr 15, 2016 03:17
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Profondo Rosso posted:I was going to ask what possessed you to write those words, but I googled it and that's actually something he wrote i WISH i was as talented as Joyce  i remember some other letter reminiscing about loving her butt and how much he enjoyed the smell of her poop on his dick he was a man far ahead of his time and right behind that azzzz
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Apr 15, 2016 04:33
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i liked the letter where he sent her money to buy lingerie which in those days was still bloomers and hes all 'yeah get this color with some frilly lace and dab perfume on the legs' and its naughty but in such a quaintly innocent way and then hes like 'oh and leave a skidmark in them'
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Apr 15, 2016 06:24
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In one of his letters he asked Nora to rub the next letter she sends to him in her crack so he can smell her butt when it arrived and that's something that even modern sexting cant transmit even tho im sure the japanese are working on that but anyway he was ahead of his time
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Apr 15, 2016 17:20
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Doctor Schnabel posted:do you understand it, smart guy?! you dont have to be smart to understand ulysses but you do have to study it and gain familiarity with his references (read:entire western canon) and and treat it like almost like something to be researched before you come to see that yeah wow this really is deep and has stuff pinging on things and levels that you couldnt see at first and draws all of it together into the context of his time and ireland and then its like wow yeah dude im starting to get it there's actually a substantive and uniquely powerful beauty behind what at first might look like madness if you dont want to  it then dont cuz yeah its a lot of work if you dont really care but like anything else in the world it isnt about smarts its about getting out what you put in
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Apr 15, 2016 19:31
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:Anthropology major.txt. idgi
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Apr 15, 2016 20:42
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Also there was a letter where he was tuggin it to the idea of her touching herself in a closet and pooping and he was really trying hard to pin down when she would poop, like was it during  or whether shed wait till she came and then just leave a postorgasmal donk in the closet. Im not sure if he had a preference as to which but he seemed really curious about both of these options Doctor Schnabel posted:okay FIRST off, it must be a pretty miserable party if it degenerates into joyce chat Mange Mite posted:Seriously whoflungpoop fucked around with this message at 20:51 on Apr 15, 2016 |
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Apr 15, 2016 20:47
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Carmant posted:Idk what Mary Sue is but I bet it's something really stupid and meaningless like cuck because gokns really love to use it when its in literature its an author surrogate when its an undersexed catlady writing about her and dr who fuckin its a mary sue
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Apr 15, 2016 22:02
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Doctor Schnabel posted:lemme ask ya this, bucko: would you like to have a nice beer and an enjoyable time with some dummies, or a discussion about modernist lit with ozma?  let me tell u why shakespeare's overratedbecause Sheep-Goats knows wtf is up  Sheep-Goats posted:This is the kind of poo poo you say once at a party and no one wants to talk to you afterwards.
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Apr 15, 2016 23:38
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Cuckoo posted:I took an entire college course on this rear end in a top hat. We went over every deeper meaning possible, learned about the state of Ireland at the tine, etc. Joyce's works are still dense joyless slogs. Those letters are the only entertaining thing he ever wrote im sorry you didnt like it bc i can imagine what a slog that would be on a topic that isnt even interesting. fwiw i wouldve gladly taken the class for you bc i was a stem major and never got to take any interesting lit classes i just kind of pursued it out of interest but the fact that you went through the work means your opinions would be really cool to hear at a party and i would listen to them and then after that maybe we could beat up some dumb nerds 
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Apr 15, 2016 23:45
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sam i am no one give a gently caress about ur dinner -- dr schnabel, amazon book reviews
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Apr 16, 2016 02:49
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modern greats be like this *farts like a train whistle* postmodern greats be like this *bangs sluts where rockets land* Carmant posted:What a stupid dog. His tail sucks compared to other dogs whoflungpoop fucked around with this message at 15:47 on Apr 16, 2016 |
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Apr 16, 2016 15:45
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im gaye posted:his letter about licking butthole is better than most college papers i read so cool i guess i loved how for every other topic from missionary to poo poo that would make fetlife blush he was supremely comfortable w spinning pages of the most explicit, sanity-searing detail but when it came to the topic of her doing That One Thing he was like   'hi pls elaborate re: that place? you mentioned going with your tongue
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Apr 17, 2016 03:28
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