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ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
or that consciousness is a physical process that can subtlety influence other physical processes and in that way may somehow influence something else physical?

or that, you can only be sure of one existence and reality being that your own existence is the only one you can be sure of?

I don't believe in psychics, but I think I relate to Alan watts idea that our minds are physical objects that are not isolated in a vacuum from the rest of reality or existence.

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I am a psychic actually.

* reads op's mind, sees nothing but open space *

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

no op, and also i'm cranky so i'm gonna tell you to lovingly lick my balls

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Well, they did prevent 9/11.

i can still taste him
Feb 16, 2003
Buglord
I see your future. Your thread... it does not go as well as you planned it to. I see the letters O and P with some very bad things being said about them. A person, NO, a GOON requests you to perform homosexual acts.

That'll be $37.95.

Edit:

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

lovingly lick my balls
See? I'm the real deal.

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
I can see your future in your palm.

There's your house, your car, and

*spits in your palm*

there's your swiming pool.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Say Nothing posted:

Well, they did prevent 9/11.

dude, they prevented 7/31. 9/11 was destiny.

its like your not even aligning your energies

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

Tricky D posted:

I can see your future in your palm.

There's your house, your car, and

*spits in your palm*

there's your swiming pool.

I'll never wash this hand again.


coolskull
Nov 11, 2007


when do i get my cut

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i believe in malcom

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
This existence is part of a vr sim in a 10th grade sat prep course on another planet.

Backcountry
Jan 16, 2009
Ronald Reagan believed in psychics so I do to.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

dude, they prevented 7/31. 9/11 was destiny.

its like your not even aligning your energies

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

or that consciousness is a physical process that can subtlety influence other physical processes and in that way may somehow influence something else physical?

or that, you can only be sure of one existence and reality being that your own existence is the only one you can be sure of?

I don't believe in psychics, but I think I relate to Alan watts idea that our minds are physical objects that are not isolated in a vacuum from the rest of reality or existence.

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I am a psychic actually.

* reads op's mind, sees nothing but open space *
Hey, Earthbound buddies
:krakentoot::can:

i can still taste him
Feb 16, 2003
Buglord

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

when do i get my cut

Isn't the joy of a man tonguing your testicles payment enough?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
You should already know the answer op. :smugbert:

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
no, and gently caress physics too while we're at it.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

About a dozen women from my work go and see a psychic every couple of months. They have a regular one that they all like, mainly because she only tells them positive things. She failed to predict the death of one of the women's husbands but they keep going. The worst thing she's ever predicted was that one of them will suffer ill health in the near future (the woman is morbidly obese). They went and saw a different psychic once but she predicted a bunch of bad poo poo that they didn't like so they refuse to go back to her.

Are you one of these women op?

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
nah i think some people just have really light dining tables

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
I believe in a thing called love.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Tricky D posted:

I can see your future in your palm.

There's your house, your car, and

*spits in your palm*

there's your swiming pool.
Cool, tell me more.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

What if I cum in my hand???

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Don't ever speak to me or my dead gay son ever again

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

I heard you can get a degree in psychics.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

I love when psychics poo poo up homicide and missing person investigations.

Keep Autism Wired
Feb 22, 2009

Kristen Schaal Lub Club
Some smelly commie hippie dude handed me one of those creepy religious chick track with this* stuffed inside I think he was trying to convert me


*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3naG2sdK0Y

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
You're thinking of a number. The number is 69.

Now a physical object. That's right, a boner.

Now, think of a famous person. Got it? Well, I know who. Adolf Hitler.

Any doubters now?

FFT
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

that shawn spencer guy seems legit tho

Keep Autism Wired
Feb 22, 2009

Kristen Schaal Lub Club
I don't think anyone really believes in anything anymore

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Keep Autism Wired posted:

I don't think anyone really believes in anything anymore

They're all psychic now. They don't need to. :gbsmith:

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

I believe in a thing called love.

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


I don't think physics needs me to believe in it for it to be true. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, OP

Keep Autism Wired
Feb 22, 2009

Kristen Schaal Lub Club

a hole-y ghost posted:

I heard you can get a degree in psychics.

Like astropsychics or quantum psychics

Keep Autism Wired
Feb 22, 2009

Kristen Schaal Lub Club

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

They're all psychic now. They don't need to. :gbsmith:

How do I sign up to be a scanner

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

ruddiger posted:

I love when psychics poo poo up homicide and missing person investigations.

Sylvia Browne managed to beat the odds by being wrong 100% of the time.

http://www.csicop.org/si/show/psychic_defective_sylvia_brownes_history_of_failure

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Keep Autism Wired posted:

How do I sign up to be a scanner

You would already know.

Mr. Unlucky
Nov 1, 2006

by R. Guyovich
i have had enough accurate lunch guesses to know telepathy is real

Keep Autism Wired
Feb 22, 2009

Kristen Schaal Lub Club

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

You would already know.

:i know nothing :ninja:

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i can see the future: everyone who is currently alive will eventually die. also the op will suck a whole lot of dicks.

Keep Autism Wired
Feb 22, 2009

Kristen Schaal Lub Club
i heard someone was permabanned for psychically touching someone (offending? molesting?) idk i don't speak spanish

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Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I believe that people purporting to be psychics exist.

I don't believe they can predict the future.

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