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Doomguy1984
Dec 11, 2009
Let's share our favorite workouts. For 3 months I have duct taped a 2.5 lbs dumbell to my dick and have started doing dick curls. I now how a dick bicep. The ladies love it. What are your tips?

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TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



I make sure to die in late game DOTA at least once because then I get between 1-2 minutes to do as much exercise as I can before going back to being a poo poo heap.

a gay lion named Tangiers
Jul 30, 2013
i fellate homeless men and let me tell you, i have gained a lot of protein

i can't really help you otherwise

www
Aug 4, 2010

stare at all the buff men and get a boner lol

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

i jelq a lot

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
You get better gains if you eat a giant feast of a meal before a work out. PROTEIN!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nZ1v96-veM

a gay lion named Tangiers
Jul 30, 2013
it is a zero calorie workout ;)

i think. i don't actually know. honestly if i'm thinking about it semen probably has calories

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i have to strap dumbells to my hand because i dont have fingers. im a hgue prick

a gay lion named Tangiers
Jul 30, 2013
like it must have calories if it makes people, right?

oh my god i have eaten so many people

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

devin2 posted:

like it must have calories if it makes people, right?

oh my god i have eaten so many people

you need to calm the gently caress down

www
Aug 4, 2010

Enfield posted:

i have to strap dumbells to my hand because i dont have fingers. im a hgue prick

how u typing????

a gay lion named Tangiers
Jul 30, 2013
I'M GETTING FAT FROM EATING PEOPLE HOLY poo poo

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

www posted:

how u typing????

with my weiner

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Hey Darwin, what if you grew a thumb on your dick so you could jack off other dicks, with your dick.

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