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MiracleWhale posted:<holds flashlight up to face> and she was never heard from agaaaaaaiiinnnnn! That's a gag on 2 cocks in the middle of the night after your roommate and his best friend decide to take advantage of you and a half!
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Is there confirmation on ops death? My vote is important and few fingers lost to frostbite isn't really 5 worthy
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Apr 15, 2016 08:19
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Kazvall posted:22% charge left lmfao op is screwed.
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Apr 15, 2016 08:19
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If only my JO crystal was fully charged..
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Kazvall posted:22% charge left Maybe a local goon can go help you
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CharlesM posted:Maybe a local goon can go help you We need to start a kickstarter so we can fund a hotdog stand where Kazvall can go charge there phone, and get out of the bitter cold.
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The Broke Down Dog
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Kazvall posted:22% charge left you know what always warms me up is turning on the flashlight and curling up with some YouTube. maybe enable some location services just for peace of mind
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MiracleWhale posted:you know what always warms me up is turning on the flashlight and curling up with some YouTube. maybe enable some location services just for peace of mind
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Apr 15, 2016 08:33
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Still alive?
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Apr 15, 2016 08:56
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The guy just pulled in and my phone is going to die, this cab is warm yo
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don't die freezing to death but if you have to make sure you're flipping double birds so when rigor mortis happens its awesome for those of us among the living.
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Still alive. Sorry guys.
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roll up your windows man. my problem is getting too hot when a car is off in the cold I actually have to crack the window
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sorry you live somewhere cold on April 15th 2016 e: shoulda watched more dual survival my guy
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Apr 15, 2016 17:35
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drat i was rooting for the cold
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Kazvall posted:Still alive. Sorry guys. lol you dont have a blanket in your car. I was going to tell yourself to wrap up in it soak it in gas and light for warmth.
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somuch_gravy posted:sorry you live somewhere cold on April 15th 2016 over here we're getting march in april and april in march Microwaves Mom posted:lol you dont have a blanket in your car. had one-a those emergency blankets, but I don't cherish my life so it was not an emergency vols bitch posted:drat i was rooting for the cold you'll be pleased to know the cold gave me a cold somuch_gravy posted:sorry you live somewhere cold on April 15th 2016 cool yeah next time I'll drink my piss and take my shoes off
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Kazvall posted:you'll be pleased to know the cold gave me a cold Now lets not get crazy here you already had the cold from elsewhere and the chill and stress lowered your immune system's defenses leaving you vulnerable. And then you got a cold.
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Well I for one am glad you're alive and sad you got sick.
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you fought the good fight so going to go with a five if possible look into fights against the elements as a regular thread idea for the future.
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People will find any excuse to drink some pee. 
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MY car is gay as heck, and small. Driving it makes me feel like a joke of a man and I often consider just suicidin out by slamming it into a tree, wall or hefty roadside lady.
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*strumming uke* Hef-tey road-side lay-day. gonna slam into u.
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So when they find his frozen corpse will this become another goon legend
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should have bought the Mercedes
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i't scold bc there is no combustion happening inside it op i suggest you use some of the fuel to start a series of rapid explosions inside the piston cylinders, hope this helps!
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When's the last time you checked the oil and coolant
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time for a trip down to CarMax friend
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RIP op
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Turd Burglar posted:should have bought the Mercedes
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Apr 16, 2016 05:01
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You idiot how could this happen.
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Apr 16, 2016 05:06
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solid thread op, solid thread
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Update: still sick, just took a giant diarrhea dump and blew my nose into my hand and wiped it on my pants
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the good news is that if you die you won't have to pay to get your car fixed
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Kazvall posted:It's something expensive because that shjt was smoking you probably didnt winterize your car, retard
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you probably need a new johnson rod
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Kazvall posted:Update: still sick, just took a giant diarrhea dump and blew my nose into my hand and wiped it on my pants As I was reading skipped over the "my nose" part and thought you'd blew diarrhea into your hand Even so you still sound like an impressively messy goon
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haha, it's 80 degrees here loser
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