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| John Dodson vs. Manny Gamburyan |
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| Beneil Dariush vs. Michael Chiesa |
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| Cub Swanson vs Hacran Dias |
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| The true main event, Thug Rose vs Tecia Torres |
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19 | 86.36% |
| Total: | 22 votes | ||
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 GodDAMNIT! I knew I shouldn’t have gone to that TAM party last night. Not only are my nipples completely chafed and there were just three dudes left there but I completely forgot Professor White’s paper on UFC Fox 19: Teixeira vs. Evans at 8 p.m. ET Saturday, April 16 is due today! poo poo, I really don’t have time to write this between my other classes. Besides, how does Professor White expect us to write these when he changes the subject and conditions constantly and at the last minute? First he switches out Shogun for Teixeira, then Khabib Nurmagomedov isn’t the main event after Tony Ferguson gets hurt, then he expects us to want to revisit that awful Machida vs. Hendo assignment and then that gets scrapped, and the undercard is way better overall but we have to focus on the main? It drives me crazy and honestly it barely even feels worth it to try at this point, so I am turning to every procrastinator’s last resort and hoping for the best, a procedural essay generator. Light Heavyweight  Glover Teixeira vs.  Rashad Evans It has recently come to my attention that not enough people understand how great Rashad Evans vs. Glover Teixeira on Fox has been to our lives. Each day we wake up and likely have one or more Rashad Evans vs. Glover Teixeira on Fox lying at the foot of our beds. It is wonderful to be able to wake up and smile each morning because of this. Social & Cultural Factors Rashad Evans vs. Glover Teixeira on Fox has a large role in American Culture. Many people can often be seen taking part in activities associated with Rashad Evans vs. Glover Teixeira on Fox. This is partly because people of most ages can be involved and families are brought together by this. Generally a person who displays their dislike for Rashad Evans vs. Glover Teixeira on Fox may be considered an outcast. Strawweight  Rose Namajunas vs.  Tecia Torres Environmental Factors After a three month long research project, I've been able to conclude that Rose Namajunas vs. Tecia Torres 2 doesn't negatively effect the environment at all. A Rose Namajunas vs. Tecia Torres 2 did not seem to result in waste products and couldn't be found in forests, jungles, rivers, lakes, oceans, etc... In fact, Rose Namajunas vs. Tecia Torres 2 produced some positive effects on our sweet little nature. Conclusion Rose Namajunas vs. Tecia Torres 2 seem to be a much more important idea that most give credit for. Next time you see or think of Rose Namajunas vs. Tecia Torres 2, think about what you just read and realize what is really going on. It is likely you under valued Rose Namajunas vs. Tecia Torres 2 before, but will now start to give the credited needed and deserved. 160lb Catchweight due to short notice  Khabib Nurmagomedov vs.  Darrell Horcher Despite what many might think, Khabib Nurmagomedov vs. some guy they found is well known across hundreds of nations all over the world. Khabib Nurmagomedov vs. some guy they found has been around for several centuries and has a very important meaning in the lives of many. It would be safe to assume that Khabib Nurmagomedov vs. some guy they found is going to be around for a long time and have an enormous impact on the lives of many people. Economic Factors It is not common practice to associate economics with Khabib Nurmagomedov vs. some guy they found. Generally, Khabib Nurmagomedov vs. some guy they found would be thought to have no effect on our economic situation, but there are in fact some effects. The sales industry associated with Khabib Nurmagomedov vs. some guy they found is actually a 2.3 billion dollar a year industry and growing each year. The industry employs nearly 150,000 people in the United States alone. It would be safe to say that Khabib Nurmagomedov vs. some guy they found play an important role in American economics and shouldn't be taken for granted. Featherweight  Cub Swanson vs.  Hacran Dias Political Factors Oh does Cub Swanson vs. Hacran Dias on the main card because at least we don't have to watch Machida vs. Hendo 2 anymore ever influence politics. Last year 5 candidates running for some sort of position used Cub Swanson vs. Hacran Dias on the main card because at least we don't have to watch Machida vs. Hendo 2 anymore as the primary topic of their campaign. A person might think Cub Swanson vs. Hacran Dias on the main card because at least we don't have to watch Machida vs. Hendo 2 anymore would be a bad topic to lead a campaign with, but in fact with the social and environmental impact is has, this topic was able to gain a great number of followers. These 5 candidates went 4 for 5 on winning their positions. Other poo poo to watch that is, in my opinion, legitimately better than the main card Big Fox Prelims, 6 p.m. ET Lightweight Beneil Dariush vs. Michael Chiesa Women's Bantamweight Bethe Correia vs. Raquel Pennington Welterweight Court McGee vs. Santiago Ponzinibbio Lightweight Drew Dober vs. Islam Makhachev Fight Pass prelims, 4 p.m. ET Bantamweight John Dodson vs. Manvel Gamburyan Welterweight Randy Brown vs. Michael Graves Middleweight Oluwale Bamgbose vs. Cezar Ferreira Welterweight Elizeu Zaleski dos Santos vs. Omari Akhmedov Official weigh-ins, 4:30 p.m. ET today http://www.ufc.com/media/fight-night-tampa-official-weigh-in-april-2016 Official MMA Snack Rating: this recipe for “greased casserole with slices of lemon juice” procedurally written by a predictive text generator based on a 1930s cookbook  Ingredients 1 egg 1 cup cold boiled frosting 1 teaspoon chopped olives or mayonnaise 2 sprigs of bread 2 pounds of cake 2 cups boiling milk 1 sour and large fish 1 pint of very cold meat 1 quart of standard formula brown sauce 4 slices of hot food and pepper to taste Directions Put a small quantity of bread or butter in a slow fire. Add the milk. Add one inch of sugar or one pint of cream Add the other ingredients except the electrician Spread hot milk over the fire until it begins to spin and boil. Add a dash of red water The water is often accompanied by some sort of uncolored lemon or orange or canned lobster or canned fish or canned milk or three eggs In deep enough water the eggs are usually called the crabs. Be sure to milk the eggs until they turn into fish mixture The mixture is quite soft but not so oily that it destroys most people unacquainted with mayonnaise Be very tender when you want to be very attractive but if you prefer your guests hungry you will not allow them to use the meat The top of each person if desired is usually called a hot fat flour cup Wash a few slices of lemon juice and pour all of them into deep narrow gashes in the bottom of your hands for thirty hours before placing a white fish in the center of the center of an important french mustard Be filled with bread or toast or a combination of these two extremes In an opportunity thick enough to taste pour custard over each person who cannot drink your refrigerator
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Apr 15, 2016 19:06
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in the op voted 5
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Apr 15, 2016 19:09
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Bluedeanie posted:Be very tender when you want to be very attractive but if you prefer your guests hungry you will not allow them to use the meat Well this is just good, practical advice
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Apr 15, 2016 19:22
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Bluedeanie posted:Directions I'll show you who's a hot fat flour cup
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Apr 15, 2016 19:54
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Oluwale Bamgbose is cool
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Apr 15, 2016 20:33
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I really hope Dodson fucks up Manny
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Apr 15, 2016 20:44
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Oh he wil
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Apr 15, 2016 20:46
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If Dodson wins this easily he should get Dillashaw next.
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Apr 15, 2016 20:51
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I want to see Dodson fight Cruz.
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Apr 15, 2016 21:41
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threeagainstfour posted:I want to see Dodson fight Cruz. I personally hope sterling wins his next fight and gets a shot at Cruz or close to it. I don't know how competitive it will be but it will be someone other than the entirety of the guys Cruz has smashed and Sterling I didn't pay attention to Cruz during his WEC career but man he is easily one of the coolest best fighters that isn't named Jon Jones or Robbie Lawler for sure. It is funny that just a few years ago that division was easily one of the most boring no one cares divisions but it has actually became somewhat entertaining than before with Dillashaw/Cruz and some of the other fighters at bantam
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Apr 15, 2016 22:03
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That recipe is gross dude
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Apr 15, 2016 22:06
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Mr. Nice! posted:in the op voted 5 Same
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Apr 15, 2016 22:14
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Really hyped to see Thug Rose get her win back.
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Apr 15, 2016 22:47
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I MET PAT BARRY AND HE KNEW WHO I WAS BECAUSE WE FOLLOW EACH OTHER ON TWITTER AND HE'S THE BEST also a russian guy wanted a pic with me because i was wearing a papakha
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Apr 15, 2016 22:49
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Robert Analog posted:Oluwale Bamgbose is cool yeah i hope he knocks the other guy the gently caress out
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Apr 15, 2016 22:51
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LobsterMobster posted:I MET PAT BARRY AND HE KNEW WHO I WAS BECAUSE WE FOLLOW EACH OTHER ON TWITTER AND HE'S THE BEST haha that's awesome
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Apr 15, 2016 23:08
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I am the only person here who will lament not seeing Dober fight, butTriticum Guzzler posted:in with the buzzer beater
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Apr 16, 2016 00:51
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I was hyped for my dude "Radical" Islam  edit: gently caress it, Justin Gaethje was there with the Grudge crew for Rose, let him fight Dober LobsterMobster fucked around with this message at 01:07 on Apr 16, 2016 |
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Apr 16, 2016 00:56
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It's a good thing their roster has grown so much in the past couple years. The might juuuust be able to scrape by with an 8-fight card every month next year if enough guys smarten up and stop juicing.
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Apr 16, 2016 01:08
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What about the man who lives off keeping the Hector Lombards at full capacity? testing for steroids is taking food out of his childrens mouths
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Apr 16, 2016 01:12
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...but on the other hand, Hector Lombard's tests are putting the tester's kids through college
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Apr 16, 2016 16:44
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I think we have good seats. http://imgur.com/D4k1t.jpg Mr. Nice! fucked around with this message at 20:55 on Apr 16, 2016 |
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Apr 16, 2016 20:45
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ide say, pretty sweet view
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Apr 16, 2016 20:48
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I couldn't get the picture to post right but holy poo poo we're in an insane spot.
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Apr 16, 2016 20:56
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Look, I'm not saying that Mr Nice!, drunk off 2 cosmos and a handful of painkillers, 2 pieced Helwani and yelled "WHO RUN BARTER TOWN?!" But I'm not not saying he did that...
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Apr 16, 2016 20:56
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LobsterMobster posted:Look, I'm not saying that Mr Nice!, drunk off 2 cosmos and a handful of painkillers, 2 pieced Helwani and yelled "WHO RUN BARTER TOWN?!" I'm an old man, what does it mean to "2 piece" someone?
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Apr 16, 2016 21:23
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Like a drumstick and a breast, some fries and maybe a lil coleslaw
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Apr 16, 2016 21:34
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drat my shoulder hurts now
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Apr 16, 2016 21:43
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Cool fight to start the card. Even though this card really fell apart there's enough good names still on the card that I think it's going to be some good poo poo.
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Apr 16, 2016 21:44
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Welcome to sweep city.
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Apr 16, 2016 21:50
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What station are the 4pm est prelims on? Is in the op "big fox" to mean fox rather than fox sports? Are they airing 8 fights on fox?
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Apr 16, 2016 21:52
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I wonder if Khabib will have a Reebok branded papakha.
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Apr 16, 2016 21:54
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crazy cloud posted:What station are the 4pm est prelims on? Is in the op "big fox" to mean fox rather than fox sports? Are they airing 8 fights on fox? Everything after the Fight Pass prelims are on FOX. This fight owns.
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crazy cloud posted:What station are the 4pm est prelims on? Is in the op "big fox" to mean fox rather than fox sports? Are they airing 8 fights on fox? Current prelims are on fight pass until 6pm.
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Apr 16, 2016 21:54
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Oh word thanks, this first fight pass fight owns (thanks ufc fight pass dot com)
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Apr 16, 2016 21:55
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this rules
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Apr 16, 2016 21:55
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Guys that fight was real good
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Apr 16, 2016 21:56
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What an awesome fight.
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Apr 16, 2016 21:56
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That's a good fight
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Apr 16, 2016 21:56
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Good fight dos Santos was a beast.
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