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JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
I only had water on hand when I watched the video, but I played along anyway

I drank like a quart

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JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
As someone recovering from a broken ankle who is still occasionally taking pain meds (the really good kind you shouldn't mix with booze) I'm scrambling to figure out what I should be drinking myself.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
I don't care as long as our best approximation of Serrice Ice Brandy is one of the drinks

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
A Sweaty Tali

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Setting: The Afterlife Club, Omega

Zaeed, hefting drink, speaking to bartender: Now Serrice Ice Brandy, that takes me back...
From offscreen: Zaeed!
Zaeed, setting drink down: Hold on, I've got to take this.
Zaeed spins his stool around, pulls up his rifle, and fires. Somewhere in the slums of Omega, a Vorcha dies.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
I'm pretty sure the Omega would just be a Four Horsemen

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Poil posted:

Well, we have seen Pestilence already. (not sure I'd want to drink anything related to that)
The Four Horsemen is a type of drink/shot which is notorious for causing explosive vomiting

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
The Return of the Bro-Team: Archangel and Grunt.

Also suggesting Ancillary Bro-Team Zaeed and Mordin

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Hope you give Garrus one of his alternate outfits, I can't stand him hanging out in hosed up armor

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Recruit the lizard, clearly.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Someone upthread mentioned that if they gender-swapped Joe and Miranda they would have both been more interesting characters, and I'm inclined to agree.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
I love how the bartender has krogan-ish scales.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

skoolmunkee posted:

I was trying to think of the best krogan dead baby joke ever, but the salarians beat me to it
"And what do you call this act?"

"The Genophage!"

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
I get the feeling that the devs expected that Jiminy would have a warmer reception by the fans than he did.

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JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

SubponticatePoster posted:

I know, like that time we caused a prison ship to catch fire and killed a couple thousand so we could recruit a topless lady or when we shot all those crewmen who'd gone bonkers on that one planet from eating food their lovely captain forced them to.

We're the best!
To be fair, the prison ship deal was pretty cut and dry self-defense. Shepard had a deal arranged, they broke the deal and tried to enslave her, what do you think was gonna happen?

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