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J.theYellow
May 7, 2003
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grack posted:

Episode 1:

Butts: I'll never work for Cerberus! Never ever ever ever ever!

Episode 2:

Butts: Meh, alright. Not like I have anything else interesting to do.

Miranda: Your life is worth everything! But see if I care if you stay on the station with all the berserk robots.
Femshep: CHARGE

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J.theYellow
May 7, 2003
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grack posted:

Everyone wore armour in ME1

Ashley wore PRETTY PINK AND WHITE PRINCESS ARMOR because she was the GIRL with the name of Bruce Campbell's character from EVIL DEAD
SPACE RACIST.

J.theYellow
May 7, 2003
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skoolmunkee posted:

The Normandy reveal is the hands-down best moment of the game! I adore that god drat ship, she's so beautiful, and I was devastated when she got blown up at the start of the game. Getting an awesome redesign and lovingly crafted intro, out of nowhere, was when I was sold on this game. :3: pretty spaceboat

The two main things that needed to change in ME2 to accommodate gameplay and story issues, rebooting Shepard by killing and resurrecting him/her, and blowing up the Normandy and having it rebuilt are handled deftly, in ways that make you care about what's going on. And now you can do the World of Ruin arc in Final Fantasy 6 of rebuilding the team.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96wnpkcZIYw

J.theYellow
May 7, 2003
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Anime Reference posted:

Sci-fi writers rarely have any idea how the actual military works.

So far the profiles of the new Normandy crew sounds like the kind of army a corporate entity would come up with if all it had was money and all we could get were humans. But I guess there aren't human mercs in the ME universe.

J.theYellow
May 7, 2003
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If they hadn't killed him off right away: the Presslyterian

J.theYellow
May 7, 2003
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Oh look, it's a human merc! :haw:

J.theYellow
May 7, 2003
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Nekomimi-Maiden posted:

Yeah, Renegade in ME1 was pretty much "Herpderp I'm a racist fuckwit because Bioware needed a mind-bogglingly Evil option", Renegade in ME2 and 3 got a tuning up to be MOSTLY equally valid, just leaning towards "I don't have time to play NICE" instead of Paragon's "I'd like it if we didn't all have to be dicks to each other, 'k?"

ME1 was mostly just an excuse to reuse KOTOR game mechanics to prop up their Bold New SF Universe That Is Totally Better Than Star Wars AND Star Trek, including the Light Side/Dark Side Force options with new names.

J.theYellow
May 7, 2003
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SubponticatePoster posted:

It's possible, does Canada hate ABBA?

:clap: for ABBA.

J.theYellow
May 7, 2003
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Thesaya posted:

I find it really odd that Abba is considered disco. Here in Sweden it isn't. Although they are pretty much their own genre here so maybe that's why. But still, the only thing really disco about them are some of their outfits, at least in my opinion.

Does Your Mother Know is an odd ABBA song. Bjorn is singing lead, instead of the female leads. For the song, it's as least as disco as Electric Light Orchestra was disco.

J.theYellow
May 7, 2003
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When I said ABBA was as much disco as ELO, I did not mean to imply that ELO was not disco. It just happens to be uncommonly musical disco.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glLkNo60t3w

J.theYellow
May 7, 2003
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grack posted:

Edit: I also wonder how long it takes Miranda to vacuum-seal herself in to that outfit every day.

It's very possibly an alien symbiote costume (like Spider-Man/Venom/Carnage) that conforms to her body and gives her rear end a craving for human brains.

J.theYellow
May 7, 2003
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Word to your mother. :)

J.theYellow
May 7, 2003
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c8090hevdI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo2h57KpTSY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0k9SjMpAxRM

J.theYellow
May 7, 2003
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Ask Sub, we deliver drinking songs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AryRw7mY90I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gdlkx_cIqtE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZW3wcVFJPk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoYMpS3LeE8

J.theYellow
May 7, 2003
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CosmOmegaPolitan ?

J.theYellow
May 7, 2003
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Does this series ever show female krogans walking around? And why does it look like Fortack has tits?

J.theYellow
May 7, 2003
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Some Tumblr tomfoolery.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

J.theYellow
May 7, 2003
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berenzen posted:

Yeah, calling bullshit. If it was glitches, they'd be the UV maps of Garrus and thus horribly unrecognizable.

I'm sorry you hate fun things.

J.theYellow
May 7, 2003
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJJDaKwQjow

J.theYellow
May 7, 2003
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For the third option, is it possible to order Jomo to order his own father to kill himself?

J.theYellow
May 7, 2003
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Shepard finally gets dialogue that sounds like SubPon.

J.theYellow
May 7, 2003
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SubponticatePoster posted:

It's true. Everyone makes jokes about how Shepard is a huge horndog but he/she gets laid exactly 3 times over about a 4 year span. Not exactly prolific.

It takes a lot to get that mass erect.

J.theYellow
May 7, 2003
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SubponticatePoster posted:


Then Vido gets away, Zaeed gets mad, gets exploded, and using the power of friendship we still make him see things our way. You can also leave him to die but only an idiot would do that. If you do decide to not save the workers you're treated with a fairly badass scene of Vido getting lit the gently caress up.

And Zaeed walking away from the flames as Vido screams like a wimp.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6EVOpIgc8I

:fireman:

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J.theYellow
May 7, 2003
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SubponticatePoster posted:

poo poo, I'm so old I saw it when it came out. A friend and I make Skinny 'N Sweet jokes from time to time that no one else gets.

Lily Tomlin was still in the closet, back then. :gay:

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