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staberind posted:Can you prove conclusively if necking a bottle of vodka makes your rads go down? That's easy to do, so that definately goes on the list. But disappointing that no one suggested actual cool stuff, like spray painting SomethingAwful.com on the reactor block.
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BigBadSteve posted:That gas mask on a bare face looks like it'd provide a heap of protection against radiation. against breathing in radioactive material, yeah.
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Onkel Hedwig posted:That's easy to do, so that definately goes on the list. fixed that for you
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get out of here, op. that isnt a video game reference. i just want you to go away and not come back.
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Apr 16, 2016 08:38
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MELT THE CORE, DOOBIE
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Take some plutonium home so you can make your own reactor. Free power for 50,000 years
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Danke, Gorbi!
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smoke a doob in the freedom base
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Onkel Hedwig posted:That's easy to do, so that definately goes on the list.
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Get captured and spend four years in a torture prison for ultimate goon cred (credibility) imho OP
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Onkel Hedwig posted:That's easy to do, so that definately goes on the list. paint something awful on the reactor block.....but here is the twist......do it with your dingdong OP! 
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Carry a printer to the reactor block but here is the twist........you just print out pictres of Doobies Dog House......with your dingdong OP!
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Ask the guide if you can gently caress the sarcophagus
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Get so heavily irradiated so hard that you mutate into a real life dickbutt. Then use it to so those things betawars just posted.
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Bring me back a few artifacts OP. Just don't get killed by anomalies and bloodsuckers.
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OP, congratulations on dying from a random-rear end cancer at the age of 47 you'll never attribute to your 2016 trip to the exclusion zone, but to "bad luck" instead.
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Apr 16, 2016 12:26
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Blather incessantly about how everything is great in America to your Ukrainian guides and watch them seethe because they're being paid $280 a month to maintain a healthy green glow on their dicks
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Make sure to mention that it was a 'real-life' computer game experience that made you want to visit Pripyat. AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN PIRATE THE GODDAMN GAME
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Radiotourism is the dumbest idea conceived by a western man. Caro at least has verifiable torture marks to reminisce about, while you will only end up with a radioactive dick (PROTIP: your dick won't gain super powers as it's a failure either way, radioactive or not)
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Every time you gently caress from now on, you'll be legally required to shove a dosimeter up your wookie's rear end
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Use a lot of computer game lingo on the site and quantify your experience in obscure / obsolete measurement units
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if you dont teabag the elephant foot i will be incredibly disappointed
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Ask your guides to pass you a loaded AK in case you get zerg rushed by a bunch of radioactive creepers or something. Act confused when they grow indignant on you
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fyodor posted:Take a selfie with the elephant's foot. iirc the picture looks like that because the radiation was so intense that it damaged the film
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Whoa.....way to win GBS's heart right here  ....hope youre paying attention OP!
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I want you to re-enact this video in front of the Pripyat reactor. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cqDXlfASMM
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corium, more like boreium 
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please etch my forums name into Pripyat
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In this thread I get real mad about someone going to Pripyat as a tourist but ignore the fact that I live in a city with a coal power plant. Grrr radiation is dumb don't expose yourself to it if you can help it *breathes deeply*
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At the best opportunity, run off from the group and go to the scary parts of town. The one with the skulls on signs, that tells you its spooky.
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"lookatme internet, I'm like a 7565th twit to take a selfie with ChAES in the background"
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SpunkyRedKnight posted:I want you to re-enact this video in front of the Pripyat reactor. cheeky breeky blaubseeahh
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KakerMix posted:In this thread I get real mad about someone going to Pripyat as a tourist but ignore the fact that I live in a city with a coal power plant. In this thread I get really stupid and believe it's super cool to pay a buncha money to travel to the radioactive exclusion zone around Chernobyl. I think it's even cooler to pay a buncha Ukrainians some more money to go into that radioactive exclusion zone where contamination still shows up all over the place and prolly will for a couple hundred years. But nothing is as cool as taking pictures of the worst areas of the disaster site with nothing more than a shiny suit, skullcap, and cheap respirator. gently caress yeah bro Stalker was the godamn best! E: jokes aside, I'm betting shinyguy is a scientist or something, but holy hell that gear is scary as gently caress. I've seen plenty of guys get crapped up around cleaner, functioning reactors wearing double sets of full protective clothing and PAPH on their heads. Honky Dong Country fucked around with this message at 18:54 on Apr 16, 2016 |
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Honky Dong Country posted:In this thread I get really stupid and believe it's super cool to pay a buncha money to travel to the radioactive exclusion zone around Chernobyl. I think it's even cooler to pay a buncha Ukrainians some more money to go into that radioactive exclusion zone where contamination still shows up all over the place and prolly will for a couple hundred years. But nothing is as cool as taking pictures of the worst areas of the disaster site with nothing more than a shiny suit, skullcap, and cheap respirator. you seem really uptight, you should consider changing careers to something less stressful like, when you see someone lighting up a cigarette do you run screaming "NOOOOOOOOOO!" and slap it out of their hands?
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Klyith posted:you seem really uptight, you should consider changing careers to something less stressful I smoke like a house on fire. But going into any RCA without reason much less compensation is like a firefighter hanging out in a bonfire for giggles. My job is dangerous but it's like any heavy industry job just with the added danger of radiation. As long as nobody is being a huge loving moron you'll prolly not die from an industrial accident. The radiation is just plain gonna happen. A radworker on average has about an 8% increase in cancer risk. There's a reason it pays well. I know several people that work only about 3-4 months out of the year and then do whatever the gently caress they want the rest of the time. Honky Dong Country fucked around with this message at 19:19 on Apr 16, 2016 |
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fyodor posted:Take a selfie with the elephant's foot. .jpg) This will kill you after 5 minutes
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Honky Dong Country posted:I smoke like a house on fire. But going into any RCA without reason much less compensation is like a firefighter hanging out in a bonfire for giggles.
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AHH FUGH posted:
not as bad as your posts, ive only been looking at them for a few seconds and i already feel like dying
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