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I passed the torch over to some kid named Fiske; he's early 20s and can hold his own okay. But now that I'm too old to argue with strangers on the Internet anymore, what's the plan? How do I get that rush of nerd rage chemicals back? Else I'll go crazy and end up in one of those old Internet folks homes babbling stories about Jennicam, Dancing Baby, and Pets.com.
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You were always a loving idiot.
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Apr 16, 2016 15:10
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Buy a convertible, cruise around in aviators.
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Apr 16, 2016 15:28
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No you didn't OP.
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Apr 16, 2016 15:36
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Cum in your hand and slap yourself in the face with it
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Apr 16, 2016 15:48
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Take your slapfights to newspaper letter columns.
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Apr 16, 2016 15:49
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jBrereton posted:Take your slapfights to newspaper letter columns. Newspapers dont exist s
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Apr 16, 2016 15:54
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are you a white male? I hear suicide is big with them, you could try that
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Apr 16, 2016 15:56
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Evolve... Start trolling your kids with next level dad jokes. They can't hide behind an internet identity and you can cherish every eye roll.
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Apr 16, 2016 15:58
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No now you progress to the 40+ internet argument arena that is hobby forums (I suggest flight simulator forums for peak pedantic arguments with strangers) and online newspaper comment sections.
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Apr 16, 2016 16:01
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Get an Oculus Rift, get into arguing in 3d Cyberspace like you're a sweet fuckin' hacker in a 90s hacking movie.
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Apr 16, 2016 16:02
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EvilJoven posted:No now you progress to the 40+ internet argument arena that is hobby forums (I suggest flight simulator forums for peak pedantic arguments with strangers) and online newspaper comment sections. This is what happens when you don't have children people. Take heed.
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Apr 16, 2016 16:04
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lets gently caress eavh other
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Apr 16, 2016 16:05
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Holy poo poo does it really take that long?
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Apr 16, 2016 16:07
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So you'll just stand by OP and do nothing even when people have the wrong opinions ?? I guess you don't care about fairness and justice. Why even be alive at this point ?
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Apr 16, 2016 16:09
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Given any thought to the up and coming sport of lawn tractor racing op?
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Apr 16, 2016 16:11
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I recommend taking up pipe smoking, start wearing tweed jackets to dinner, & starting a fight club with the wimps at Planet Fitness. Have the wife peg you once a week, and twice during Spring Break. You gotta keep things fresh y'know.
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Apr 16, 2016 16:38
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Some kid on the Russian forums has been posting wrong assertions everywhere, and no one has been able to own him yet. You were the best, and we need you for this one last job.
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Apr 16, 2016 16:42
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Turd Burglar posted:Cum in your hand and slap yourself in the face with it this is actually a good idea
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Apr 16, 2016 16:55
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Become a Cougar and prowl around the streets in yoga pants looking for hot young guys.
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Apr 16, 2016 17:03
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become a racist conservative and forward unwanted emails to your extended family.
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lothar_ posted:I passed the torch over to some kid named Fiske; he's early 20s and can hold his own okay. But now that I'm too old to argue with strangers on the Internet anymore, what's the plan? How do I get that rush of nerd rage chemicals back? Else I'll go crazy and end up in one of those old Internet folks homes babbling stories about Jennicam, Dancing Baby, and Pets.com. sounds like this thread is about..lothar's edge eheheh
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GORDON posted:Evolve... Start trolling your kids with next level dad jokes. They can't hide behind an internet identity and you can cherish every eye roll. Seriously. I can't wait till my kids are old enough to be embarrassed when I show up at their school dressed in the same outfit they are.
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Limit your internet exposure to Facebook and whatever clickbait articles are on your isp's tabloid frontpage (and if that isn't set to your homepage, what the gently caress man, set that back as it should be).
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Apr 16, 2016 18:25
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You should have died the day before retirement, wtf happened man? Are you too old for this poo poo?
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Apr 16, 2016 18:28
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Have you considered starting a mining corporation in Eve Online?
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Apr 16, 2016 18:38
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Call in to NPR shows and rant off topic and ignorantly until the host cuts you off.
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Apr 16, 2016 18:43
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If you don't die a hero, you must become a villain, op. Use your decades of experience fighting for truth and reason to become the most vicious troll on the internet.
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Colonel Cancer posted:If you don't die a hero, you must become a villain, op. Use your decades of experience fighting for truth and reason to become the most vicious troll on the internet.
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Colonel Cancer posted:If you don't die a hero, you must become a villain, op. Use your decades of experience fighting for truth and reason to become the most vicious troll on the internet. that's how we got Ken M
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Apr 16, 2016 18:56
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Change your main email to Yahoo / AOL / @comcast. This is important.
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Apr 16, 2016 19:01
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take the skills you have honed online and bring them into real life
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Apr 16, 2016 19:22
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This means something. This is important. *farts*
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Apr 16, 2016 20:14
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I suggest taking up DOTA2 as your new hobby.
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Apr 16, 2016 20:18
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Fiske suck
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Apr 16, 2016 20:20
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Just hit and run news comments sections with lovely conservative memes.
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Apr 16, 2016 20:22
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Sounds like you've already peaked buddy. I'd recommend finding a cool way to go out, like heading to the coast and just wading out until the waves take you
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Apr 16, 2016 21:23
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poo poo out your opinions or not your opinions in inflammatory ways and let other people do the getting angry bit for/at u
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Apr 16, 2016 22:45
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RedMage129 posted:Some kid on the Russian forums has been posting wrong assertions everywhere, and no one has been able to own him yet. You were the best, and we need you for this one last job.
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Take it to supermarket checkout stands. But dont change subject mAtter
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