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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I like the sound a cat makes when you step on it's tail.

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let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
so the cats lived in a normal house for a while now they go to a blood making GBS threads broke rear end goon in detroit

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

jackyl posted:

so the cats lived in a normal house for a while now they go to a blood making GBS threads broke rear end goon in detroit

yup, OP murdered two cats, basically

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i volunteer at an animal shelter every once in a while and the cats with aids are like the sweetest and friendliest goddamn cats i have ever seen. cats are naturally assholes, so i dunno wtf their problem is aside from the aids. like hell im ever gonna adopt one of those adorable money pits, though.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


does obamacare cover my cat's aids and fibromyalgia

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
im the stressful personal matter

imandyyo
Mar 19, 2012

Hrist posted:

Didn't he run over a cat in Detroit and post about it? Intentionally and all?

Those cats are flying coach to their dooms. :saddowns:

What is this all about? Was it in the update thread?

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

A ILL BREAKFAST posted:

so did that guy get a job or is he just squatting in a dilapidated 1920s house on the outskirts of detroit with other hobos

whats the difference? Detroit doesnt have jobs lol

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Cat for dinner in the hobo shanty tonight!

yoloer420
May 19, 2006

Serious Frolicking posted:

i volunteer at an animal shelter every once in a while and the cats with aids are like the sweetest and friendliest goddamn cats i have ever seen. cats are naturally assholes, so i dunno wtf their problem is aside from the aids. like hell im ever gonna adopt one of those adorable money pits, though.

One of the shelters near me provides all the ongoing medical care for AIDS cats if you adopt them. The shelter is pretty far away from me though, so gently caress that. They hand out regular adult cats for free! Awesome!

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul
Operation Cargo Cats was a success. Cringer and Charlie are home with me.

Charlie:


Unboxing video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5tMfXzmjZ0

Cringer:


Unboxing video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIs4Ofc3_kI

Charlie likes catnip:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mC5rJfaa4xg

The volume on the videos is pretty high.

I set up comfy little corners for the kitties:



Cringer slipped the surly bonds of his carrier to kiss the face of bacteria:


I didn't even know that stuff was in there. The last tenant must have left it behind. It's gross, so of course Cringer went straight for it.


Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


ARe you guys breaking up OP, did your wife cheat on you

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*

Carmant posted:

ARe you guys breaking up OP, did your wife cheat on you

OP is the wife. if your not familiar with the backstory just dig thru CH's post history

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
this is my cat his name is Whiskers

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Carmant posted:

ARe you guys breaking up OP, did your wife cheat on you

I, too, would like more details regarding the stressful personal matter because i don't care even a little about the cats

EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.
CH sounds like Jon Arbuckle

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

pants cat posted:

The guy can barely look after himself :(

he got a bunch of bitchmade rubes to support him and his sadbrains

so thats something i guess

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Snorkzilla posted:

CH sounds like Jon Arbuckle

in real life jon arbuckle would be a malingering fuckup barely capable of balancing a checkbook?

HungryMedusa
Apr 28, 2003


Congrats, CH. I'm glad your kitties are back with you. GBS 6.9 or whatever, this has been a good journey. I hope having your cats with you makes life a little less sucky. :gbsmith:

old-timey newspaper gal
Feb 23, 2005

Centripetal Horse posted:



Cringer slipped the surly bonds of his carrier to kiss the face of bacteria:


I didn't even know that stuff was in there. The last tenant must have left it behind. It's gross, so of course Cringer went straight for it.


You have a bunch of garbage in a closet and you didn't know it was there and you still haven't removed it? You just let the cat go play in it?

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
Congrats on getting the cats back.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

HungryMedusa posted:

Congrats, CH. I'm glad your kitties are back with you. GBS 6.9 or whatever, this has been a good journey. I hope having your cats with you makes life a little less sucky. :gbsmith:

Thanks. I'm glad to have them back.


Hot Jam posted:

You have a bunch of garbage in a closet and you didn't know it was there and you still haven't removed it? You just let the cat go play in it?

It's two plungers wrapped in trash bags, and some plastic dish tubs. Yes, I am going to let the cat sit there rather than stress it out by trying to remove it from its hidey-hole.


Secks Cauldron posted:

Congrats on getting the cats back.

Thank you.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Hot Jam posted:

You have a bunch of garbage in a closet and you didn't know it was there and you still haven't removed it?

Like dignity and self sufficiency, pre-lease walkthroughs are strictly optional

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
RIP cats

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
my knee hurts

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

my knee hurts

RIP ur acl

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

jackyl posted:

RIP ur acl

its not a cl the front part hurts

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

its not a cl the front part hurts

:rip: ur youth

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
my knees still feel good and I shot 42-44 this morning with two goddamn doubles on the back 9

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
one of those doubles came from an approach shot at 148 gently caress that was dumb

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

jackyl posted:

:rip: ur youth

sweet dreams my knees

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
CH slept with the OPs wife when he was over lol

Worldshatter
May 7, 2015

:kazooieass:PEPSI for TV-GAME:kazooieass:



And finally there was closure

Ars Arcanum
Jan 20, 2005

Best friends make the best weapons
I'm saddened by the fact that now we won't get to see any more photos of Clockwerk and acrobatbob's beautifully decorated and immaculate mormon goonhouse.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

more like centripoopal horse!

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.

Ars Arcanum posted:

I'm saddened by the fact that now we won't get to see any more photos of Clockwerk and acrobatbob's beautifully decorated and immaculate mormon goonhouse.

Every picture just screams tasteful.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

It"s coming guys. The Centripetal Horse story's post credits stinger.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Aralan posted:

I, too, would like more details regarding the stressful personal matter because i don't care even a little about the cats

Odds are one of the cats bit a kid.

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

I think cringer might have shell shock

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Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

GET MY BELT SON posted:

I think cringer might have shell shock

Cringer actually recovered pretty quickly. I sat in front of the cupboard he was hiding in and played with Charlie for a while, and Cringer eventually crept out. Later, he came over to my computer area and purred his head off while I pet him. I'm still pretty sure he's mentally retarded and/or completely emotionally broken, but he's pretty close to being back to "normal" by Cringer standards.

When I woke up this morning, Cringer was using one of the cat beds I bought. When I walked by, he ran off, and has been hiding ever since.

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