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a hole-y ghost posted:try not to roast the cats over a soggy boot fire on a rusty rebar spit or whatever it is hobos do with the cats that they make disappear. I live indoors, now. It's not safe to have an open flame indoors. Obviously, I will bake the cats.
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Centripetal Horse posted:I live indoors, now. It's not safe to have an open flame indoors. Obviously, I will bake the cats.
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Centripetal Horse posted:I live indoors, now. It's not safe to have an open flame indoors. Obviously, I will bake the cats. I think cat soup is the standard way to eat a cat indoors.
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acrobatbob posted:I think cat soup is the standard way to eat a cat indoors.
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oh god I made a nyan cat joke just loving shoot me now
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acrobatbob posted:I think cat soup is the standard way to eat a cat indoors. My Crock Pot is currently full of chicken soup, and I don't have a stock pot large enough to fit a ten-pound animal. I may dump out the Crock Pot, though. I cooked the chicken soup on low overnight for 8+ hours, then I cranked it up to high in the morning, so I could add some pasta stars. Unfortunately, I forgot to turn it off, and I cooked the soup an additional 12ish hours on high. That broke down everything, and released all the collagen or whatever, and the soup turned to chicken jelly. It turns back to liquid when heated up, but it looks so drat gross in my refrigerator, that it's really unappetizing.
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Centripetal Horse posted:My Crock Pot is currently full of chicken soup, and I don't have a stock pot large enough to fit a ten-pound animal.
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freeze it in an ice cube tray or something and pop some in when you're making soup
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There will be a lot less than 15lbs of meat after you dress the animal. I bet it'd fit.
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Centripetal Horse posted:My Crock Pot is currently full of chicken soup, and I don't have a stock pot large enough to fit a ten-pound animal. Do you have a knife or two leather gloves?
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I bet a cat would fit in a crock pot anyway Better go ask the china thread 
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Leave your crock pot sitting on the floor, wait for one of your cats to hop in, I bet the cat will get itself all the way in to the pot. Put a lid on it and set it to high. Good game dumb cat.
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Sheep-Goats posted:I bet a cat would fit in a crock pot anyway Oh, yeah. Either cat would fit in the Crock Pot. I don't have a stock pot that will fit a cat. As long as the Crock Pot is full, I can't make cat soup. SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Leave your crock pot sitting on the floor, wait for one of your cats to hop in, I bet the cat will get itself all the way in to the pot. Put a lid on it and set it to high. Good game dumb cat. Eh, Charlie trusts me, anyway. Even Cringer can be caught with nothing more than patience. He just came out for some petting.
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Otisburg posted:whenever one of those 'but my ~fur children~' people goes on about how their cat has cat aids or whatever and they're spending thousands and thousands treating them i'm like 'dude you know you can get a whole new cat for a tiny fraction of that, right?' Still reading through the first page of the thread, but gently caress you, idiot
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lol at spending so much effort at making cat soup, I just buy mine from the local grocers
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I am confused. Everyone seems to know what this thing is about even though the OP offers no clues. These cats are going to some kind of cat competition?
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how me a frog posted:I am confused. Everyone seems to know what this thing is about even though the OP offers no clues. These cats are going to some kind of cat competition? I think the bloody poo poo man is making two different soups, one with each cat and then will rank the cats accordingly
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PinkoBastard posted:I think the bloody poo poo man is making two different soups, one with each cat and then will rank the cats accordingly Yeah? Ok. I guess?! 
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Centripetal Horse posted:
ITT we squat in a condemned slumlord's apartment complex.
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Apr 17, 2016 23:14
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What does it cost to fly two cats across the country?
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OctoberBlues posted:What does it cost to fly two cats across the country? More than its worth.
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I heard that all major airlines have a clause that states animals may or may not arrive alive, and if you have a problem with this do not put them on the plane. Is this true? Is this then pretty much Schroedinger's airmail?
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how me a frog posted:I heard that all major airlines have a clause that states animals may or may not arrive alive, and if you have a problem with this do not put them on the plane. Is this true? Is this then pretty much Schroedinger's airmail?
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Aralan posted:I, too, would like more details regarding the stressful personal matter because i don't care even a little about the cats Probably the realisation that at least one of them is an idiot who left an internet hobo they'd met only once irl for less than 10min during an awkward cat transfer, alone in their house babysitting their child
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Apr 17, 2016 23:35
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maxhush posted:Probably the realisation that at least one of them is an idiot who left an internet hobo they'd met only once irl for less than 10min during an awkward cat transfer, alone in their house babysitting their child This this this. I brought this up before and got poo poo for it.
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OctoberBlues posted:What does it cost to fly two cats across the country? A lot less than I expected it to be. The cargo fee ended up being $350 total for the two of them. It does require a recent vet's health certificate which will be a little bit on top, but that's probably not going to run you much either.
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Apr 18, 2016 00:39
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yeesh 350 + vet cert. yeesh.
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Clockwerk posted:A lot less than I expected it to be. The cargo fee ended up being $350 total for the two of them. It does require a recent vet's health certificate which will be a little bit on top, but that's probably not going to run you much either. Actually not as bad as I thought, considering the convenience of getting them there quickly.
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maxhush posted:Probably the realisation that at least one of them is an idiot who left an internet hobo they'd met only once irl for less than 10min during an awkward cat transfer, alone in their house babysitting their child Tony Homo posted:This this this. I brought this up before and got poo poo for it. is this poo poo for real
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Centripetal Horse posted:Cringer slipped the surly bonds of his carrier to kiss the face of bacteria: I hear you bro it seems like every day I open a door in the place ive lived in for months and its like whoa surprise garbage pile that's not my fault!! Don't worry its totally normal and a thing you can casually post about
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Parity warning posted:I hear you bro it seems like every day I open a door in the place ive lived in for months and its like whoa surprise garbage pile that's not my fault!! Don't worry its totally normal and a thing you can casually post about Thanks, dude. I appreciate the support.
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It's nice to get some closure to this saga. I've followed since day 1, and feel like my 10$ donation got me the pictures of my starving child and his family that I deserved. Keep on keeping on African hobo child goon.
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I still don't understand why, when you could go anywhere in these great united states of america, you picked to move to loving Detroit, a place that most people want to leave. I don't understand the thought process there. how me a frog posted:I am confused. Everyone seems to know what this thing is about even though the OP offers no clues. These cats are going to some kind of cat competition? Yes, the competition is "survivng in the Detroit hobo hilton" the prize is their continued existence.
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Apr 18, 2016 04:26
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Probably because he needed a decent job and that's where a decent job was found? A coding job in Detroit is preferable to living in Vegas flipping burgers.
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Destro posted:Probably because he needed a decent job and that's where a decent job was found? A coding job in Detroit is preferable to living in Vegas flipping burgers. This isn't hard to figure out, but hey this is GBS
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It's all cyclical, just wait for a few years and CH will be selling a $25K house for $500K and be laughing all the way to the bank.
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OctoberBlues posted:It's all cyclical, just wait for a few years and CH will be selling a $25K house for $500K and be laughing all the way to the bank. Running over stray cats all the way.
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Destro posted:Probably because he needed a decent job and that's where a decent job was found? A coding job in Detroit is preferable to living in Vegas flipping burgers. That's about the size of it, except even the burger places weren't interested. Cringer is out and about :   Charlie sensed something going on, and felt the need to join in.   So far, Cringer seems to be the only one of the pair who uses the cat beds. I've seen Cringer in both beds, but I've only caught him on camera in the blue one.     The tongue hanging out all the time is new, I think. Buddies:  Cringer sat still for one last closeup: 
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