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Yes or no, and you reason. I wouldnt, because its disgusting.
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Apr 17, 2016 07:29
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I'd give him a smoke
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Apr 17, 2016 07:30
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Sure, why not. Not much else goin' on right now.
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Apr 17, 2016 07:39
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sounds canadian
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Apr 17, 2016 07:40
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No, the "vers" in the "bottom vers" in my scruff profile is just so people won't think I'm some fag
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Apr 17, 2016 07:41
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JiveHonky posted:sounds canadian Eh?
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Apr 17, 2016 07:41
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reacharounds. ARE THEY IN PLAY
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Apr 17, 2016 08:10
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he's dead, and i don't roll that way
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Apr 17, 2016 08:12
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Sorry Jesus I'm goin in dry
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Apr 17, 2016 08:13
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Huh
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Apr 17, 2016 08:14
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Guys who had religious upbringings become superbottoms, so yeah probably. Does Jesus got a nice hairy hole?
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Apr 17, 2016 08:16
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my bum is on the cross my bum is on the cross
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Apr 17, 2016 08:16
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Sure, it would be my back door into heaven. I don't think they'd let me in otherwise.
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Apr 17, 2016 08:18
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Like a thief in the night, I would.
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Apr 17, 2016 08:20
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Every hole including the spear-hole and the nail-holes.
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Apr 17, 2016 08:24
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i read a theory once that jesus spent years as a prostitute. apparently back then the gay prostitutes performed intercrural sex, a term i had to look up. no oral or anal, just tons of dudes loving his thighs.
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Apr 17, 2016 08:24
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Serious Frolicking posted:i read a theory once that jesus spent years as a prostitute. apparently back then the gay prostitutes performed intercrural sex, a term i had to look up. no oral or anal, just tons of dudes loving his thighs. That's how the Greeks did it too, they called it The Body Electric. It's why we evolved that thing where fat dudes get discoloration where their thighs rub together. Scientists think it was to make our thighs look like baboons asses.
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Apr 17, 2016 08:27
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I have neither a penis nor money for a decent strap on.
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Apr 17, 2016 08:44
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why would I burn myself?? 
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Apr 17, 2016 08:48
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neato burrito posted:my bum is on the cross you're not tom green
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Apr 17, 2016 08:50
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Yeah. I mean he seemed like he was in pretty good shape so you know that turd cutter was pretty tight
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Apr 17, 2016 08:50
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id have j-man suck his own poo poo outta my DICK
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Apr 17, 2016 09:16
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C'mon boys, smokes, let's go
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Apr 17, 2016 10:53
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Would he call the next day?
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Apr 17, 2016 11:29
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I think he's be more concerned talking about dying to save our souls while getting plowed.
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Apr 17, 2016 13:37
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I would hump God's dead gay son.
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Apr 17, 2016 13:46
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gently caress yes. He's god and god created bone cancer in children. A few minutes of burning to death is too good for that evil oval office.
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Apr 17, 2016 13:52
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triggered
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Apr 17, 2016 14:01
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Serious Frolicking posted:i read a theory once that jesus spent years as a prostitute. apparently back then the gay prostitutes performed intercrural sex, a term i had to look up. no oral or anal, just tons of dudes loving his thighs. People do it better these days imo
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Apr 17, 2016 14:23
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I might burn him in like the underhanded insult way if it came down to it
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Apr 17, 2016 15:08
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PEPSI for TV-GAME
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I probably would have it would be difficult to accept an individuals divinity without sticking my fing in his woundz
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Apr 17, 2016 15:23
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God dead, so what? - Friedrich Nietzsche
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Apr 17, 2016 15:26
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Then again, I would also piss on him in a half hearted way to put the fire out so I would get into heaven. After all, if you are put into Hell for trying to save Jesus/God 'a bit' then helping anyone else shouldn't matter in any way whatsoever. As who is more important, some random human or God.
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Apr 17, 2016 16:58
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baalaagaa posted:Would he call the next day? It'd take 3 days
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Apr 17, 2016 18:45
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no i wouldnt kill jesus like the jews did
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Apr 17, 2016 18:56
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Serious Frolicking posted:apparently back then the gay prostitutes performed intercrural sex, a term i had to look up. no oral or anal, just tons of dudes loving his thighs.
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Apr 17, 2016 18:57
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Dude was really into washing feet, too. All kinds of crazy sexcapades going on when everything was so dirty and covered in sand that entire religions were formed around how to keep your dick clean.
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Apr 17, 2016 19:06
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Lol, just Lol if you wouldn't! Honestly, I would gently caress any mythological god, if only for the experience. I'd show Quetzalcoatl where he could stick his feathered serpent, IYNWM. 
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Apr 17, 2016 19:53
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No, he was a cool dude and I'd let him rip
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Apr 17, 2016 19:59
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jc tryna get a hand beezy
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